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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i guess id frick it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i had to throw the oysters out, they were so bad. i though they would be like the ones my mom makes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        some things should never come in cans, but do anyway. shellfish and crustaceans are good examples.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like canned smoked oysters a lot. Usually I just eat them on their own though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, I had the exact same reaction when I tried canned oysters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn, dude. you chucked the only real food in that pic and ate shit for dinner. just die

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I couldn't eat them because of the mix of foods. I'll try again tonight without the nutella and shit, maybe it'll be different.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have shit taste if you like canned oysters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Buying Chinese oysters
        No shit thay taste bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you eat the green oyster poop? I scoop it out and throw it back into the oil

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Use it to make a gravy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No I just eat them

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you make a 3 layered sandwich?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its yummy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see Nutella I think of the time I was 4 and I had to pee while me and my dad were at a Tim Hortons. My dad took me to the bathroom because I still pissed myself sometimes. While peeing I saw a turd smeared on the wall and I asked my dad why someone did something so gross. He insisted it was just Nutella. I remember we had a little argument about it. I’m not sure if his end goal was to make sure I wasn’t grossed out or that I’d eat the turd. I liked Nutella until that day and I’d refuse all the Nutella sandwiches he’d make me after that to his sometimes extreme and nearly violent anger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good story anon I enjoyed reading it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy frick it's a real life megamind!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those oysters are in goybean oil aren't they

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if american yes euro ones usually olive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sunflower oil

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put that shit on a plate you fricking animal

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are canned oysters actually good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I put them on a Caesar salad and they were really good

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ありがとうございました先輩!
    >もぐもぐもぐ

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *sniif*
    Good morning ladies.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Love smoked oysters in my ramen
    >Look at box one day
    >Country of origin china
    >Throw out remaining ramen and canned oysters

    How long do I have to live bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      about as long as every other american

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eat something Japanese, the harmful chemicals will fight eachother and cancel themselves out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thing, japan

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ummm

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