Dishes

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >owns a dishwasher
    Not my problem either!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt look too bad once you scrape the food into the garbage and sort it into piles

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you get this picture of my kitchen, thank god the mountain of beer bottles didn't fit in the frame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just empty them and store them in a cupboard

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you know the kitchen is a common euphimism for one's mind?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mom is a common euphemism for my pp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop shitposting and clean your kitchen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make me uwu

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mum will die in her sleep if you dont

            I don't mind hand washing stuff tbh, it's relaxing

            Pic related

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what if I dont even have a kitchen?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all you need is a spot to chop shit up, keep it cool and heat it up. A kitchen is a state of mind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always tell gross cat people who insist theyre clean and not gross to show me a picture of their fridge since thats the best way to tell a person's hygiene level and they never do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take a shot, matey

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your fridge has some weird stuff on the outside of it. throw it away.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro if you aee that pissy about throwing out a diseased duck you can fish it out of the trash.

            it's a mess, but at least looks clean enough.

            >its a mess
            Its well lived in

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a mess, but at least looks clean enough.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't store milk in the door. That's the warmest place.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I store my dick in your mom because it's the warmest place

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like you're in love.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine drinking so little milk the .5 degree difference the door makes could end up spoiling it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tell by the smell, cat people have an odor about them that I don't want to be around.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind hand washing stuff tbh, it's relaxing

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This job shouldn't have even begun like that. Should have had a cousin clearing the table seat by seat, another scraping into the garbage, and another loading the dishwasher or soaking in an external tub. I wouldn't have a single sink kitchen myself, or a sink drainer with a damn piece of plastic in it prior to a big gathering.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doing dishes isn't even that bad. how do you let it get to this point. I couldn't stand it. god damn just don't be a lazy fricking c**t how hard is that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I just can't be assed. This time of year I just want to hibernate so that boring shit will have to wait until the sun decides to make its annual migration back north. Sorry, not sorry.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a load of this guy
    >cant afford maids to do his dishes

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