Do Americans legitimately walk into a Taco Bell, look the cashier in the face, and say Hello, can I have one Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supre...

Do Americans legitimately walk into a Taco Bell, look the cashier in the face, and say “Hello, can I have one Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme, please?”

What the frick?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's better than ordering a Baconator™

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not. We would never order just one.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one
    no. they order the 3 pack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a 3 pack??

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than saying "I want a Big Mac." A big what? A mack? A big one?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 35 and I've been to taco bell two times in my life. once was good I got some spicy frito burritos for a dollar each, the most recent time, maybe 7 years ago, it was a disgusting soggy mess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to hang out with a bunch of Coptic kids well always ate at Taco Bell because it's the only fast food place they can get vegan shit. Copts do that vegan shit for over half the year.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Americans legitimately walk into a Taco Bell, look the cashier in the face, and say
    No, all the fast food places around me have moved to self service kiosks for ordering.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the counter and tell them you want to make your order. They'll take it eventually. And pay in cash. Tell them you don't use cards because cards are the mark of the beast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of your paper money and metal coins have tracking devices embedded into them, and every move they make is recorded.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do I upvote this post

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            recorded

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              heck yeah I want it recorded, all social media posts and interactions should be kept in a database and analyzed for right wing sentiment.
              If you aren't bringing your ChudFax to the first date, I'm not interested.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but we read it off the menu like it's confusing and we can barely pronounce it.
    >Can I have one of those um, doritos locos taco things? *pointing over cashier's head*

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I just ask for a "doritos locos taco" and if they ask if I want it supreme I say yes.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "one dorito taco supreme"

    wow that was hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ‘I’m sorry sir, that is not one of our menu items. Could you look at the board and read the full item name?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally never happened in the history of mankind, not even with Black folk - at worst they'll turn around and tap the shoulder of the White person who then asks you again and you say the same thing and they put it in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fine can i get the rooty tooty fresh and fruity quesadilla

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's kinky anon, it might make for a good hollywood movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my local taco bell drivethru window wagie looks exactly like this unironically. she's very friendly 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >erMAhGerD dO aMeRIcAns rEAlLy?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I order by app and pick up in the drive thru

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeahuuuhhh I'll have Good Things Come in Threes with a Proud and Free D O L L O P of McIllhenny™ Trinidad Moruga scorpion© Tabasco®
    >Will you dine in or-
    >Take out
    >Sir we don't offer take out can you take a look at our menu?
    >I'll have it big boy style because I'm a big boy that eats alone and pays using my digital PayPal credit card
    >Cashier rings the Big Boy bell
    >Throws my order in my face, causing the burger to disintegrate in the paper bag
    >Slaps me and spits in my face
    >The other patrons are booing while I make my escape
    >get shot by police outside for looking like a hobo
    >last thing I see before passing out is an email from PayPal offering me a 96 month loan @ 20% APR

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, can I have one Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme, please?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think so until I went on Culinaly and saw all the pasty flyovers crackers that actually do

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    Anything else?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going inside a fast food restaurant in [current year]
    Yeah right. We have cars and smart phones and don't have to even say 5 words. Yes, it's isolating and alienating on a broad scale, but when engaging with the corporate slop machine it's better to treat your interactions like back alley drug deals. Also nobody buys individual tacos from Taco Bell.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They use DLT for shorthand on the receipt, so I do the same.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isnt there an app that let's you see prices across restaurants/fast food places.
    For example you look up "cheeseburger" and set it to show burgers by lowest price to highest and every burger has the number of calories and price displayed kind of like Amazo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's creepy how they are all dressed the same, have the same general look and there is no color anywhere in the video.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make it yourself anon
      thats a pretty good idea
      lots of places have apps already so you could just compile info taken from those

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny how they literally can't keep their eyes off of themselves in the reverse cam, just obsessed with every detail and metric of their body, making sure their ass is poking out just right and looking cute

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No; I use the drive-through.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I use the touch screen.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i call it a "number 8", or whatever it is on the menu
    if it's a limited time thing and doesn't have a number then yes, i call it by the full name, otherwise just the number
    at least, that's what i did before online ordering

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its

    >walk into taco bell in 2021
    >two supreme tacos, a regular taco and a coke is $14.75+tax
    >leave and never return

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can i get a couple of the uhh dorito taco supremes please

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you have to order with the kiosk now, that or the app. When you go to pay with cash you'll wait at the counter for 15 minutes while all of the wagies try their best not to make eye contact. I swear, they must be training these fricks to ignore people.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL HAVE SOME OF THE YELLA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and don't get cheap on me

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not. We will go out of our way not to directly talk with another human being and just use an app

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the people we're avoiding in these establishments aren't exactly human..

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I just get a bean burrito and some soft tacos. Nothing fancy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can I have one daddy waddy wet sucky wucky all fun no play pedo wedo epstein lucky wucky fried gordita carnitas locos playhouse veganal oral anal fried cheese nachos rancheros
      oh add chicken
      and xxxtra spicy scar jo marvel universe sauce please with spicy star wars and garfields lagasna with a slient G

      Holy frick, those look like something from some weird porno movie from the 1970s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what don't you get ?
        america is basically a weird porno movie from the 1970s
        everything about it from the culture to the food to the money
        its all just some crazy porno from the 70s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >beans, onions and cheese are terrifying things the euroid has nightmares about encountering

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I have one daddy waddy wet sucky wucky all fun no play pedo wedo epstein lucky wucky fried gordita carnitas locos playhouse veganal oral anal fried cheese nachos rancheros
    oh add chicken
    and xxxtra spicy scar jo marvel universe sauce please with spicy star wars and garfields lagasna with a slient G

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk
    No.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another "Do Americans Really?" thread
    Yes we do, and i dislike you for reminding me that yuropoors and other 3rd worlders inhabit the same planet as me. You exist because we let you.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I want this one. *points* And that one. *points* And could you upsize the first one? Can I pay in cash? thanks“

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into taco bell
    What fricking year do you think it is, grandpa?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have drive thrus in your shithole?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, i would like one rooty tooty fresh n frooty breakfast, please.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to order from the third world service employees in French, just to frick with them. They get so angry. Unless they're Haitian, then I have to fake German to get a rise out of them. The same people who clutch their pearls when it's suggested they should learn English get angry and flip the frick out. Try it out sometime. You don't actually have to be able to speak another language, they're not smart enough to know.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No you have to touch a filthy screen and the "employees" ignore you.
    Sounds great doesn't it Nigel.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >legitimately

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, we only illegitimately do that.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do French really walk into a Taco Bell and order a "Royale with Doritos"?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >legitimately
    Genuinely.
    Actually.
    Really.
    Keep up the studies, ESL anon.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you don't say anything to the cashier/wagie anymore, you order everything from a tablet/kiosk.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A local ice cream parlor makes me say the ridiculous names for whatever I'm ordering.
    >yeah I would like the double cheeseburger
    >I'm sorry what was that? we don't have a double cheeseburger on the menu
    >Yes I would like one Scuper Duper burger basket please"
    >Oh yes sir of course, would you like anything else?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At my local taco bell it's called a Churchill Supreme as a nod to NCDL stock, traded on the NASDAQ.

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