do people actually enjoy asparagus with steak?

do people actually enjoy asparagus with steak?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna get raped up the butthole?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh frick yes. it is a fantastic combination. a classic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this response also works for

      You wanna get raped up the butthole?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I don't care that you don't like it, nobody does

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asparagus is good with anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pairs especially well with methylene blue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer it in buttered white bread with French mayonnaise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, just a couple of beets with it would have a lot of people wondering what died inside their bladder, and how long they have to live.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We used to spike drinks with that stuff in high school, good times.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I am one of those people

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it to be one of the most boring sides you can have with steak, particularly when served plain.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assburger Steak?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy asparagus even without the steak!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do, you must grill it though.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's very good if prepared well.
    but if the bottom of the stalk is very woody and fibrous, you know that the cook doesn't know shit about asparagus.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Asparagus is usually my go to veggie for a steak or a grilled chicken breast. Hell even a pork chop.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like salt and butter.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer asparagus with risotto or seafood. Goes particularly well with salmon.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a traditional american meal, primarily because we raise a lot of cattle and asparagus is a very easy perennial plant to grow in a garden on a ranch.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes with a little ranch

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Itt. Stinky pee pee

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do people actually enjoy asparagus
    No. And everyone who says they do is lying.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sick of asparagus. I buy it too often and need an alternative

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brussel sprouts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ill try them again. Thanks

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/iHYXIfaplaU

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, yeah - it's pretty good. What's wrong with you?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much the only green vegetable I like.

    it has to be grilled, and not limp and floppy, like your moms breasts.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only enjoy a 72oz steak, a shrimp wienertail, baked potato, salad, and a roll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >72oz steak
      a 16oz steak is a frickload of meat already, anything more is for big fats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what no 96er and a dessert?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell do you eat asparagus without making your piss absolutely reek?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By having good genes

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No nobody on earth actually enjoys that.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, why not?

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