Do you break your spaghetti?

I used too, but I had some Italian beat me to the point of dying when I did this in front of him... I'm okay by the way.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good.jpg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good that i'm okay or good that he beat me? Either way trips of truth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good that you experienced it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why has someone shoved angle-hair pasta into the ends of some hotdogs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were hungry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd just make a sandwich.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How could you fit a sandwich into a hotdog?

          I am from Italy and we break pasta all the time

          Maybe it's just a regional thing, and I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >regional thing
            Could be. We're still a heavily segmented nation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >How could you fit a sandwich into a hotdog?
            With great difficulty and intent.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am from Italy and we break pasta all the time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can show you innumerable YT videos of Italian women breaking spaghetti, kiddo. I've no idea why Americans think this bothers us because it simply does not /because we do it ourselves/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Italian and we lynch pasta breakers and their offsprings.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are American.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, you. You gotta open up your New York Slice store in 20.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mama mia!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mama
                It's mamma in Italian. : )
                It's pronounced with a germinated M, which is a difficult sound for foreigners (like how we have difficulty ending words in consonants).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >germinated
                Geminated, rather. Damned R being next to the E. Oughtta be a law!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say, Travis or whatever American name your American parents put on your American birth certificate, my American friend.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Italians when you break the spaghetti
    vs.
    >Italians when you burn the spaghetti

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Italian did the right thing and has made you a better man. Drop what you're doing and thank him immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been doing much since the incident. In fact, I don't think I can even pick up anything to drop.

      ... I have literally never heard of anyone breaking spaghetti before. What's the point?

      I also can't hear anything anymore...
      Captcha: SOY

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ... I have literally never heard of anyone breaking spaghetti before. What's the point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So it fits in the pot without having to wait for it to go limp so you can push the rest into the water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I swear that has got to be the dumbest fricking thing I have ever heard in my life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's mostly a Midwestern thing, where cooking any more than meat and potatoes is exotic, and confusing to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I didn't know that existed until I started browsing social media

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he slip you his salami? Did you teo make pasta gayoo afterwards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No but I slipped after he clocked me in jaw and fell on my nose which splattered a bunch of Ragu.

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