Do you buy "artisan" water?

Do you buy "artisan" water?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink fountain water and I'm happy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Totally doesn’t look like a fleshlight

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Voss is literally a fashion accessory. Nobody buys this shit to drink it, but they buy it to to carry it around or put it on their desk at work and never touch it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop projecting, I bought it for the glass bottle and better taste. Sadly most places don't sell it anymore and when they do it's now in plastic bottles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. We have an RO5 water filter at home.

        Fair. Those glass bottles are dope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The bottle weighs more than the water in it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fortunately I have the upper body strength to cope with it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did you get so strong?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lifting glass bottles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what projecting means

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this line of thinking and I see it on every board.
      >Nobody actually does that
      >Nobody does this for x
      >This didn't happen to you
      You don't know everybody

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bought a case of this for the meme when it first came out. was actually p good but not worth the price. tap for me, simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the "meme" in buying overpriced garbage, homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >water isn’t supposed to be black rofl
        >zomg i know lololol
        that’s how real life works and you would know if you stepped outside once in a while you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/n98i3ZE.jpg

      This stuff is sometimes on sale for cheaper than the other water. It's okay, there's a placebo effect that convinces me it's easier to swallow and chug, like it's softer on your throat, but I'm probably imagining that.

      LMAO what is that pussy estrogenwater? I only drink this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >telling people they drink estrogen water
        >meanwhile your can is lined with BPA
        Kek

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually do. Embarrassing, but I swear I can taste the difference. No I haven't conducted a double blind test. My favourite is Evian and Fiji. Hate Buxton and Highland Spring.

    If I was truly captivated by marketing I would love Voss but I don't think it's any good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I swear I can taste the difference
      I'm sure you can detect mineral differences in water. The water itself is tasteless, so there is no difference in water itself, and trace minerals are not important. You get all that shit in food already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Water doesn't taste like anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To humans

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This stuff is sometimes on sale for cheaper than the other water. It's okay, there's a placebo effect that convinces me it's easier to swallow and chug, like it's softer on your throat, but I'm probably imagining that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9.5 ph
      nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I swear it feels like it's different when you're gulping it. Water isn't hard to swallow or anything in the first place but there's a very small bite on the throat from gulping a lot that isn't as present drinking the essentia shit. Still probably just tap water and baking soda

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is a real difference and it's not tap water with baking soda lol dumbass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got this stuff to see if it helped with my acid reflux. It actually did seem to help a bit. I wouldn't put stock in it for anything else. Realistically it's better to fix you diet to be more balanced pH wise.

      https://i.imgur.com/9d8AcOl.png

      bought a case of this for the meme when it first came out. was actually p good but not worth the price. tap for me, simple as

      These two water types - where stuff has been added, are the only ones that are acceptable to buy (just barely above a scam). All other bottled waters are pure scams hands down. Your tap is fine in the majority of cases, and if you are Flint or other water compromised place then just get a distiller.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >voss

    literally just norwegian tap water

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at home I just fill up one of these with tap water and store it in the fridge
    if I'm traveling and need to buy bottled water I just get the convenience store's cheapo store brand spring water

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This tells me that they don't want my business, so this is not a product for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wut

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he holding the water like that? Is he planning on chucking it like a spear?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Showing off the branding. Thats what you are paying for

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no I live in the first world and have access to potable water from my kitchen tap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first world anon has a portable kitchen tap

      u wot m8?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't want you to know about water from Lourdes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. All the Catholic grannies and aunts I know have at least a dozen bottles of holy water like this stashed at home or gifted to everyone they know. Make me almost think that this is how you spot a cradle Catholic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These things make for a nice cheap glass widemouth water bottle. Shame they stopped selling em here.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fish Voss bottles out of the trash of the local rich neighborhoods and refill them with tap water.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing is how many mentally pitiful homosexuals would actually buy this if it were a thing.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I'm buying a bottle in public

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buying overpriced shit to impress nobodies
      I bet you wear a Patek Phillipe, drive a leased Mercedes and live in a trailer park.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a moron trap.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk why people pretend these bottles look good with that ugly-ass cheap looking grey plastic cap. The name is also placed extremely visually unpleasant, it is neither centered on the glass part nor overall.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already get Norwegian water from my tap.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Cherry bubly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a watergay and have been for a long time so I believe I've tasted more water than the average man.
      Most of those meme water brands do in fact taste better than your standard tap/store brand bottled water.
      Voss, Fiji, Evian are all good.
      I drink pic rel typically.

      Flavoured water gays stay out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Montellier
        This is a Saint-Justin neighborhood

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Cred.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like how hes holding it in a way that it makes it look likes throwing into the trash

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CTRL+F Artesian
    >Phrase not found
    The absolute state of 4troons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Arte
      1 of 1 match for me

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only when traveling, although I often like to bring along a water purifier, TSA thinks the dang thing is a bomb (ceramic matrix; activated carbon; retained liquid).

    Love the European fizzy water flavored with pear juice. Winner.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink the tap water on amtrak that smells like a hamburger bro i dont give a frick

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I have a counter-top distiller. You wouldn't believe the amount of hard water buildup left behind after only a 1-2 weeks of use. Looks like this., Stuff feels like corn starch when you first add it to the slurry before mixing or let it set for awhile and it firms back up.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer ETHOS, the water by the ADL's Johnathan Greenblatt
    thank you for selling me ethical water, Mr. Greenblatt!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just get these. Got a bubbler at home, ya know? Works like a jiffy. I'll use tap for boiling though i'm pretty sure it's killing me. Dunno. I smoke half a pack a day and still do bumps so, what's it matter.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly shows off his gamer fuel.jpeg

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting fact I discovered, the bottled water brand Evian spelled backward is naive.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i swear to god its not just a psychosomatic thing, voss actually tastes really fricking good

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Patrick Bateman, so no.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does mineral water count?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that brand. They don't specialise in water

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got one of these for free from a hotel for opting out of daily room service. I reused the bottle for several years until the glass broke. It was nice to have a glass bottle.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tap water
    heh, enjoy your fluoride *drinks non-fluoridated bottled water*
    >still showers/bathes/brushes teeth/washes clothes, etc. with that same tap water
    frick...

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I occasionally grab a bottle of water when I'm grocery shopping. Mix things up a little from the standard reverse osmosis purified water I have at home.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Voss is the absolute worst tasting water I've ever tried. I do like their big glass bottles though so I use them to fill with the filtered water from my fridge and just wash them out when necessary.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had Voss once. It was the only water in my hotel in Vegas other than the tap water that tasted like pool water.

    I woke up hungover and slammed it without a care in the world. Then i noticed the $18 price tag. They never charged me though.

    My local Ross has the glass bottle stuff for like $3 bottle.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not shoot moronic.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any cum or piss from a celebrity in it?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah i open my tap fill my bottle and that's it
    imagine living in the 3rd world where buying drinking water is actually considered the norm

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying bottled water
    I'm not moronic so no.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there actually people who don't have a dedicated 2 stage filter system with its own faucet specifically for drinking water at their sink?

    >My tap water is too disgusting to be filtered enough by those
    Try living somewhere that isn't a shithole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have one cos our tap water is great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you I guess, it's probably not true but I'm happy for you

        • 3 weeks ago
          4chan_girl

          Beats living in india

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What doesn't?

            • 3 weeks ago
              4chan_girl

              Australia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of course it is true. I am sad for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Try living somewhere that isn't a shithole
      >needs a dedicated 2 stage filter system with its own faucet specifically for drinking water at their sink

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need it, I just like to have it because it improves the taste in my opinion. If I was too poor to afford one for some reason I'd be perfectly fine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't need it, I just like to have it because

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I have a lot of things I don't need. I have this thing called disposable income.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's stopping rocks and sand getting into it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lid

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I see this stuff on shelves everywhere, every gas station, every grocery store. Never seen anyone actually drink it though.

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