do you drink seltzer? I love it but I hate its association with obese people.

does Culinaly drink seltzer? I love it but I hate its association with obese people. I can't help but to feel like some fatty who's only drinking it out of desperation for soda. My go to brand is La Croix and my favorite flavor is picrel. I also like San Pellgrino sparkling water too, mostly because it comes in glass. Do you drink seltzer, and if so what kind?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who associates seltzer with fat people
    you might have had a point if you said you hate the association with limp wristed hipster nu males but it seems like maybe that would hit too close to home for you

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I love it but I hate its association with obese people.
    Nothing more pathetic than seeing a fattie drink seltzer, or even diet soda. if I owned a fast food franchise or something I'd put regular soda in the diet soda fountain so fatties stay fat without knowing it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignoring all of OP's homosexualry, I just want to say that Limoncello La Croix tastes good for like 3 or 4 sips, and then becomes gross. It tastes like vomit unless it's borderline ice cold.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who associates seltzer with fat people
      you might have had a point if you said you hate the association with limp wristed hipster nu males but it seems like maybe that would hit too close to home for you

      stay mad, fatsos

      >I love it but I hate its association with obese people.
      Nothing more pathetic than seeing a fattie drink seltzer, or even diet soda. if I owned a fast food franchise or something I'd put regular soda in the diet soda fountain so fatties stay fat without knowing it

      absolutely vile

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual.
    Waterloo is the absolute KING of sparkling water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly ass logo, looks like it was drawn up by deranged /misc/ yearning to retorn too tradishun

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo I need the seltzer with the prettiest can!!!

        [...]

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          beauty is a virtue homosexual. but I wouldnt expect an obese greaseball to know that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            beauty with no value is vapid and egoistic, like the rest of you gays
            the beauty of a well made product stands for itself

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep calling me because because you think it makes me mad. because considering I'm straight, it just shows how hard you seethe

              [...]
              La Croix has a homosexual connotation due to the french sounding name and curly cursive writing. Looks like a gay pride brand.

              It's not cursive, and it was founded in the midwest. it's about as straight as naming it some anglo name. you do know anglos are from Europe too, right? hahaha

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't be a raging homosexual because I said I'm not!!
                actions speak louder than words queer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it summer already?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's april you moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. Lurk more newhomosexual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual is so new he thinks it's bait.
                No wonder this board is so shit now. I don't know why I even bother going on this trash heap

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so don't, go back to whatever gay hugbox you were shit out of

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                KEK the audacity on this newbie to tell me to go back

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. frogBlack person

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/8i13AxS.jpg

                Log off, pajeets

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >considering I'm straight,
                You sound like you're trying to convince yourself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        beauty is a virtue homosexual. but I wouldnt expect an obese greaseball to know that

        La Croix has a homosexual connotation due to the french sounding name and curly cursive writing. Looks like a gay pride brand.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditor fell for his first "if you do a 360 you would be facing the same direction, moron" tier post

  6. 2 months ago
    Jericho

    @all you gays
    get a room

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual OP, La Croix is for Hyperion Level Ultragays. AHA and Polar Seltzer for the win. Waterloo and Bubly pulling in the second place.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >proceeds to name the literal three worst seltzers available

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Polar is fine and Waterloo is GOAT since they don't skimp on the flavoring. Bubly is crapwater, only slightly better than Aha.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bubly is crapwater
          It's owned by coca cola, why are you surprised? I dropped it the moment I saw that. They also put woke shit on the cans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polar is fine and Waterloo is GOAT since they don't skimp on the flavoring. Bubly is crapwater, only slightly better than Aha.

      Polar every time for me, can't beat it

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate its association with obese people.
    They're not sweet enough for obese people. They drink diet soda.

    >t. obese person who has to chug these to get enough of a dopamine hit

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