Do you eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon?

Do you eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eat spoonful of peanut butter
    >squeeze honey into my mouth
    >repeat until satiated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting, might be too harsh on my throat though, and too much sugar.

      https://i.imgur.com/mGiktr1.png

      >eat peanut butter from jar until the bits that stick to my throat start to choke me
      >swig of milk from the jug to wash it down
      Yep.

      Hell yeah
      This was my lunch (and only meal) today. I drank the whole thing of milk and ate half the jar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >might be too harsh on my throat
        >agrees with anon who chokes himself with peanut butter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't mean to agree with that part, moreso that peanut butter goes great with milk to wash it down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. Skippy peanut butter and 7/11 milk. Are you homeless?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going keto for a few days to minimize bloating in my face for Halloween weekend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            both of those things have sugar

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not perfect!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'd go a bit further than that tbh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just broke down and ate 490 calories of wheat crackers and like a third of a new jar of peanut butter, this time from whole foods.
                Oh well...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'd be better served cutting sodium

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eat peanut butter from jar until the bits that stick to my throat start to choke me
    >swig of milk from the jug to wash it down
    Yep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      das it mane

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That stuff is way too sweet.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually all my spoons are dirty so I use a fork

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop using them to cook dope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just use the handle, its safer than a butter knife.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, that's disgusting and subhuman. It's every bit the equal of eating cold leftovers you left in the fridge without heating them up. You people should try to act human.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have but only one spoonful if I feel like peanuts, I don't make it a habit because there's like 100 calories in a spoonful.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >creamy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crunchy is awful, it's always so separated and oily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So mix it together you lazy ass, it's not even that hard. Also, that only happens if you buy the snooty organic peanut butter. The cheap slop has been chemically engineered to not have that problem.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it is one of reason I keep living in this hell

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I use carrots to scoop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ew wtf carrots need a savory dip not a sweet one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Try it with real PB, not OP's slop

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever have hiccups, swallow a spoonful of PB. No hesitation, just scoop and gulp. Bam, hiccups gone instantaneously.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, but sometimes i'll spoon it on a piece of dark chocolate

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I spoon it out onto crackers

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i often eat spoonfuls of peanut butter, butter, lard, and bacon fat.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That I do. Yes siree bob. A jar of peanut butter and a bottle of Jim is all I need for my Friday night. Until I drop a spoon full on the couch.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not using a spoon but I scoop my pb with apple slices and I enjoy it a lot.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i used to when i was under the illusion that it was a good, easy source of protein but later i learned the protein isn't very bioavailable so it's almost equivalent of just eating fat paste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you elaborated? How is the protein not "bioavailable"

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never tried peanut butter. It's pretty much impossible to find where I live anyway. Is it really consummed regulary outside of Murricah ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Murricah
      holy reddit

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but I get natural skippy to avoid high fructose goy syrup

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i try to. doesn't always work

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I use chocolate bars.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we have the technology

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We can remake him

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i get my pb from the tap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a terrible gimmick

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like adding a spoons worth to my Hispanicy noodles.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only when stoned, and only 1 spoon worth

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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