do you enjoy grandmas cookies?

do you enjoy grandmas cookies?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like your grandma's cookie, if you catch my drift.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think his grandma is a dog

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        UwU

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah. they were a hot commodity in rehab

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No. I prefer pecan Chocolate chip famous Amos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when i was a kid we used to call them famous anus

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        heinous anus

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I quit eating those when I found out how the actual guy was screwed out of his company and name.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    There better be a workforce of grandmas woorking in that factory or I'm calling false advertisement.

    >One granny on the production line, sprinkling a carefully calculated amount of love on each batch

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It says right on the label
      >Grandma's [BRAND]
      It's the name of the company, strategically chosen to combat this very point.
      Technically you could name any company similarly to this and be allowed artificially attribute your product to anyone or anything. Typical corporate frickery.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        There's a place in my area called Mom's Pizza. The owner is a dude whose last name is something like Mominski or Momlowski or whatever. Something Polish.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh no sir, that's just our mascot. Out cookies are actually named after our founder Mr. Grandmanowski!

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    These were delicious

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t had them for a long time but I recall them being crunchier than I expected for a big cookie.

    Also their mascot redesign is terrible.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      saves alot of ink and allows you to use less colors making the packaging cheaper and creating the ability for children to consent. blame bidenflation

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      she looks flirty

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >take traditional granny character
      >"let's make her... LE BROWN!"
      They clearly don't want my business.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK WOULD KEVIN BACON DO

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Suck Gradmas tiddies while she was asleep in her computer chair.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I haven't seen that in a loooong time. thanks for the reminder

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, if she offers me some of her's. It would be rude of me just to take some.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How about a nice MTN Dew Gushin' Granny

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    no one's grandma makes cookies that bad.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    95% chemicals

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      And 5% vacuum?

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a fentanyl addict i lived off grandmas peanut butter cookies for days on end. two packs of them and an orange juice was like 1,000 calories for $3.50.

    cant even look at them anymore. i still like the crunchy ones in the sleeve, though.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    maybe if you put them in a dehydrator for a couple hours
    chewy/moist cookies suck.

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