Do you ever act like you're having an orgasm while eating something to make people jealous?

Do you ever act like you're having an orgasm while eating something to make people jealous?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only while pleasuring your mom orally.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who compare food to sex are just generally gross people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats only if you're one of those weirdos that sees sex or food or both as something teehee dirty like people that shoot cheese cum out of burger buns for laughs. theres nothing wrong with getting pleasure out of eating or sex or comparing them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keep telling yourself that bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >act
        No. Not act.

        >people that shoot cheese cum out of burger buns
        wut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >like people that shoot cheese cum out of burger buns for laughs
        the frick are you talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how fat are you?
        are you a feeder?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they so different? You need nutrition inserted in your mouth to keep yourself alive, surely; but also down in the other end to keep the species alive, too. Other than the time frames involved, and the sexual differentiation, how is that much different? You're fed in one hole or the other (half of us, anyway).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its like any other fetish where people get off on shit that should be just normal everyday shit, no one wants to be around creeps who cum from using public restrooms or some shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have what she's having

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep a straight face and don’t make any sound when I orgasm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about when you eat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate eating with people. I eat like a dog, alone and in peace.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never said anything about people. What kind of orgasmic mannerisms do you exhibit when eating?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I might close my eyes for a few seconds and savor the flavor, but it’s not important whether anyone sees me do it. It’s not some kind of signal intented to provoke jealousy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
              >I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
              >I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
              >I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I eat like a dog, alone and in peace.
          Based
          I do this too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one must see me eat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    orgasm? no. intense joy. yes but only if it's a legit 10/10, which almost never happens. just maybe a few dozen times in 33 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only time I've ever experienced happiness from food was making a homemade pizza from garden tomatoes and eating it alone watching tv

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No
    I hate when people oversell reactions to food.
    NO FOOD IS THAT GOOD. Sometimes I'm surprised with how good something but it will never make me roll my eyes back in my head and go WAAAAAU GUYS

    t. not a "foodie"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf jerking off doesn't feel that good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does if you know how to goon properly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm broken.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there any boomers ITT saying the "I'll have what she's having" line?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a boomer, but 'I'll have what she's having.'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WXRzHDq.jpeg

      >I'll have what she's having

      Maybe read the thread before you reply

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scroll up, idiot.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always cum in my daughter's food without her knowing. (It's ok she is 18)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhmm *raises paw*
      I'll have what SHE'S having..~!

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