do you guys also eat messy when alone

do you guys also eat messy when alone

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no i only eat messy when im with your mom

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if the entire picnic table is completely covered in steamed crabs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      saw that in trailer park boys. didnt realise it was a real thing. is it a commonish thing?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its very common.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its very common.

        This is pretty common in Scandinavia in late summer/early fall. The crayfish is boiled in a brine with beer and dill and is often served with schnapps. Shit slaps hard

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to eat with my hands and feast like I'm a starving animal, at least when I'm alone. I've devoured numerous rotisserie chickens this way and I'm eager to try eating a boar's head like this at some point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will go animal mode every now and again but only on things i know that will already be messy. for example ribs or a very saucy steak

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only eat alone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grim but believable

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not. If anything, it's the other way around. In private I will eat a banana properly, with a fruit knife and fork. In public if I had to eat a banana I'd just bite into it like most people do and expect, but it'd irk me.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is how i look when im eating on my own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you imagine the women he fricks having to stare at sad Jesus the whole time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she can just peg him in doggystyle instead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He probably has the crucifixion back there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      paid a 3D artist $400 to do this
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      WTF IS WORONG WITH HIS ARMS???? :O

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >custom 3d graphics
      lost

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >flour tortillas and hard corn tortillas
      STOP
      TACOS SHOULD HAVE SOFT CORN TORTILLAS

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, i eat like a normal human

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off gwyndolin

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeh but I dont like the feeling of food around my mouth so Im constantly rotating between stuffing my face like a savage and wiping down my mouth like a 18th century noble lady.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CAN YOU AMERICANS PLEASE FRICKING LEARN ADVERBS

    EAT MESSILY
    EAT HEALTHILY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah those are dumb clunky words
      healthy and messy work better in their places

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed a lot of you are very stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its not stupid to think practically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Dark Sun Gwyndolin!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice crystal lizard

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