Do you like fancy cakes?

Do you like fancy cakes?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're neat to look at

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're neat to look at
      This and not much more honestly. Invariably, they require using fondant or modeling chocolate which don't taste very good. I'd rather have a good quality, yet conceptually simple, layer cake.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you need a wedding cake don't tell the baker it's a wedding cake, just say you're throwing a party
    Bakeries typically charge 3-4x more for wedding cakes but they're all made the same, wedding cakes just get priority, so order early

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd post some designs I just generated using AI, but for some reason the fricking board is telling me that posting images from my IP range is "blocked due to abuse".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are welcome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd post some designs I just generated using AI
        >blocked due to abuse
        Good
        and stay gone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Suck my pseudopod, you endoskeletal crapbag.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine cheaping out on the cake at your own wedding.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine spending money on a stupid fricking wedding. Just take that b***h to the courthouse and get it over with. That way when the INEVITABLE divorce happens, you didn't waste a shitload of people's time and money. The only thing a wedding is good for is getting laid with absolute zero effort. I don't see how thats worth someone else's family spending like $100k on some bullshit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Better yet pay actors to make her think it was a wedding.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women don't like having sex on honeymoons anymore

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a marriage until consummation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine cheaping out on the cake at your own wedding.
        Lol. I was just going to say that.

        >well, folks, no cake because the bakery was behind schedule

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weddings are a sham business everything costs 4x because they have you by the balls

        >Imagine cheaping out on the cake at your own wedding.
        Lol. I was just going to say that.

        >well, folks, no cake because the bakery was behind schedule

        So order two from two bakeries and if one falls through you have a backup
        Still costs half of one wedding cake and if you have two cakes people will happily pig out
        I used to work at a fancy bakery, though, and I can't recall ever once missing a deadline you just work longer hours and make more money

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You obviously haven't tried this because any baker with an iq over 30 will know what you're doing and tell you to frick off

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tried what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good tip, thanks

      I'd post some designs I just generated using AI, but for some reason the fricking board is telling me that posting images from my IP range is "blocked due to abuse".

      I find this happens on public wifi or data sometimes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or you know, spend $10 on cake mix.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Box mix is fricking disgusting, how hard is it for normies to mix flour, sugar, eggs, oil, milk and leavener. I know people are lazy but what the actual frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Consensus here is box is better than doing it yourself and pros use it anyway. If you have a better recipe let's have it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The texture of box is just awful, its way too spongy

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can add more or less leavener to get the texture you want.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you can't. It's already mixed in.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am a baker, currently out of my home but looking to rent a space in a commercial kitchen. Box is ass, cakes are meant to have a good crumb and fullness to them. Box is too light, almost melts in the mouth and doesn't carry flavor as well. But you are right 70% of bakeries use Box mix which I would never dare call them bakers, they are cake decorators, artists not culinary professionals

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine spending a small fortune on this and then destroying it to make your ass fatter

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