Do you really need to wash fruit? What's going to happen if you don't? Are you gonna die? No. Are you gonna get sick? No. Then...

Do you really need to wash fruit? What's going to happen if you don't? Are you gonna die? No. Are you gonna get sick? No.
Then... what's the point?
I think it's another one of that germophobia things, like putting toilet paper on toilet seat because omg someone else sat there (with their thighs!!!).

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never washed a single piece of fruit and I’m still here. My immune system must be made of titanium by now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about bacteria it's about the pesticides they get hosed down with. Either organic ones or whatever Monsanto is selling this year

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pesticides and bacteria

        Enjoy damage to your endocrine system from decades of pesticides.

        Water doesn't wash away pesticides

        Enjoy your dirt

        This. It's because of the dirt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy damage to your endocrine system from decades of pesticides.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some people even say washing isn't enough, you actually have to scrub them with a brush.
    What kind of a madman is gonna brush a fricking apple?
    A relative of mine staid in Belgium for a year and said that a guy there even peeled his grapes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well the spray they put on grapes does taste pretty nasty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But think of the busywork just to eat one lousy grape. I'll rather have a somewhat nasty tasting one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yea. I just don't bother with them because of it.
          Whatever they spray on organic grapes isnt bad. But they're both expensive and spuratically available.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i work on a apple farm, they have planes that spray the frick out of the apples with pesticides and what not, if u fill a sink and fill it with 6 - 8 apples for about an hour, the water will change color, however, non pesticide apples, the water will not change color, go figure

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you really need to wash fruit?
    yep.
    >What's going to happen if you don't?
    higher probability of diarrhea from eating too much bacteria trapped in the wax coating from sitting on the shelf for longer than 2 hours at the store.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rinse fruit but not very well. For some reason I have no problem eating an unpeeled dirty ass carrot that I barely rinsed off, too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rinse every vegetable and fruit I eat, not because I believe it does anything but because I believe in the nocebo effect of not doing it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ewg.org/foodnews/summary.php

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always at least wash them for a minute in hot water because without fail some Black person has gripped the fricking apple hard enough to leave a fingernail gash and God only knows what kind of bacteria live on those fingernails

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun ingesting Mexican and Honduran feces.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only fruits or vegetables that I have washed in the last 10 years have been potatoes or other root vegetables and only because they are covered in literal dirt.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the matter libtards? You queers don't like the taste of Monsanto RoundUp?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you didn't HAVE TO, why wouldn't you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't like getting my hands wet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't have to why WOULD you? It would be a waste of time then.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there was recently hepatitis on some strawberries in my state

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your dirt

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only wash it if I'm using the zest for some recipe.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wash things like fresh herbs, mushrooms, and root vegetables, because they typically are covered in dirt, and if my hands turn brown just chopping something up I sure as frick don't want to eat it. The thing I've never understood is people freaking out over seeing a hair in their food. I mean, you'd get a few pubes stuck in your teeth pretty fast after meeting a cute grill, but for some reason you just expect her to be more hygienic than random strangers? Either people's hair is gross or it isn't. Make up your mind.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pesticides and bacteria

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of pesticides nowadays are soluble in water. Washing fruit = get rid of pesticides.
    That's why you wash fruit. Plain water removes the pesticides.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if it’s the cleanest production line known to man, at some point it gets put out on the shelf and every grubby kid and arse scratching shart walking past gives it a squeeze. Sure, it’s not going to kill you, but neither is rinsing it to avoid sampling a wienertail of unknown pleb secretions.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    One time my ex was over and I took a piss
    >didn't feel like washing my hands
    >just rinse a little water on my fingertips
    >get back to living room
    >she tells me I didn't wash properly
    >how tf do you know
    >cause your whole hands aren't wet
    I broke up with her. Not joking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats dumb, why did she assume you didn't dry your hands?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because half of my hands were still half wet from the towel not being completely dry

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Piss is cleaner than unwashed fruit.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wash everything because a black person or a homosexual might have touched it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if I lived in an area with a lot of unsavories I would be more inclined to wash produce

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You madman

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1: it's not a bad idea to handle and check fruit before eating to make sure it hasn't gone rotten.
    2:pesticides
    3: you think they give Juan a bathroom break when he goes out in the fields to hand pick this shit?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And people like you are why I give fruit a quick rinse.

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