Do you sit at the head of the dinner table? Or are you a beta?

Do you sit at the head of the dinner table? Or are you a beta?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have a father.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my family table is a circle.

      https://i.imgur.com/b9kLTIr.jpeg

      >op
      >i have a special chair

      That's cool, what color is your bugatti?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine buying a fricking bug-atti

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who's dick did you need to suck to get internet in prison, chinlet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the color of your father?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What colour is yours?
        What benefit have you gained from Taint's teachings?

        Champ, if he can convince women to degrade themselves for him, he can convince men to do the same.
        You're not immune to persuasion. You're not ungriftable.

        What colour is (You)r bugatti?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my family table is a circle.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >op
    >i have a special chair

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aka: the cuckside of the table
    real chads sit along the long side with their friends
    only the outcasts sit on the end

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat with evil con men

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only betas sit at dinner tables.
    alphas eat wherever the frick they want.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is such a fricking clown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know who that brown and presumably smelly Gollum-looking creature even is.

      https://i.imgur.com/UYNjwEg.jpeg

      Do you sit at the head of the dinner table? Or are you a beta?

      No. The breakfast room and dining room tables are built in such a way that sitting at either end is impossible and the kitchen table is a square and therefore had no head.
      I just realised that we may have entirely too many tables for such a small, 700sqft house.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like to sit in my ute (its a mitsubishi triton). its the drivers seat if that counts

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the record, that man is sitting at the foot of the table. The end nearest the kitchen is for the woman of the house, who has to go back and forth to the kitchen.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glazing andrew tate in your 40s is crazy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep posting this homosexual on the food and cooking board?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Manly" because you're eating with your hands like a fricking Ethiopian or Nigerian
    Gentlemen, utensils please

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is that, a mancamp where you learn to man? Do you get like manpoints to level up your man stat and at level 60 man you can go shirtless?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only time a GigaChad meme has ever made me laugh.

      glazing andrew tate in your 40s is crazy

      >andrew tate
      Oh, is that who that is? I'm only passingly familiar with him and first heard of his name when it popped up in my newsfeed that he was arrested. My immediate thought was "oh, some other internet who that my feed inexplicably thinks I give half a watery shit about."
      He looks like a dick with ears.
      Why is this brown goblin famous? Is he a Kardashian or something?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Andrew Tate at a table eating food
    What the frick is this? He's the tard who keeps posting shit on his instagram about how eating is gay and he hates it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's gay and he hates it, but he still has to do it. It's like anal sex with other men. It can't be avoided.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be a lot less gay if he would just put a fricking shirt on.... but we get it, he's going to spend the rest of his life trying to convince himself that he didn't ruin his body with a shitty tattoo that makes him look like some 12yo's drawing of an anime character.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only remember one time when I was invited to sit at the head of the table on a thanksgiving day at my maternal grandmother's house with my family after both my dad and maternal grandfather died, wherein I blessed the meal in prayer then we started eating. I guess at that point in time I was the new man of the household. Most other seating arrangements with friends and family were at the side of the table.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer a round table when dining with my men

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a woman, or a child, to ask such a question?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is totally me bros!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You seem upset, child, perhaps the dawning of the truth troubles your young mind? Surely you did not fall victim to the knave's foolish claims of what maketh a man? Not a hair on his head, smooth like the treacherous snake of garden Eden. A symbol he saw fit to tarnish his very skin with like a posturing northman blind to the light of the one true lord. Abandon his false teachings lest thee be kin to naught but woe.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a beta but mom lets me sit at the head of the table

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    romanian prison cafeteria looks comfy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We had our table custom built so that it's a big square with leaf expansions. The square is big enough to comfortably seat 2 on each side as is, ensuring that there is no real 'head of the table'

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Table leg is placed to make that really uncomfy (with bashed knees and ankles) so I sit on the side like everyone else.
    The table leg is proper solid oak. You don't argue with that stuff!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my family leaves the head of the table open for me because they know it’s my spot

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