Do you wipe or vacuum your counter tops?

Do you wipe or vacuum your counter tops?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lick them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ew

      I cram them.

      how? with what?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cram them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have that exact handheld vacuum and it's a fricking piece of shit. I bought it for cat litter around the litter box and it can't even suck half of it up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      black and decker sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk I have a shitty toaster oven from them and it's fine. I figured a 60 dollar vacuum would be able to pick up small pebbles.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would if I was a hot milfmoder

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vacuum first then wipe.....like any fricking person does with a brain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you vacuum and wipe a brain? Are you cleaning up a murder scene?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you remove the seasoning from your counter?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wipe on the surfaces that don't have a washable mat or have cutting board. Also this is the best tool for cleaning countertops.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know how my maid cleans them.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ??? why the frick would you use a vacuum anywhere other than the floor? Just what kind of mess do you make on the kitchen counter to need a vacuum? Do you take a cake and bottle flip fail that shit on it or do you straight up squat there and take a dookie cause I don't anon at that point use a shovel to clean up the $#!@

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure is summer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heat wave coming. Not sure how that's relevant and excludes those in southern hemisphere and the netherworld.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          summer means US schools let out all the newbies so they can shit up basket weaving forums

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know anon, I've been here since the Hal Turner days. It's been proven wrong though.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe the heat makes oldgays shit post more frequently and with greater fervor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I just got back from vacation. I am just reminding the newbies like yourself that "summer" doesn't change anything and was proven BS in a q&a session.

                So calm down.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you calm down!!!!!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Moot confirmed that isn't the case over a decade ago. But you can continue to LARP as somebody who has been on this site for years if it makes you feel superior in some way.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >over a decade ago
              things never change, especially not over a period of 10 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dog hair gets everywhere. Much easier to vacuum.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At that point just kys

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Dogs are like luxury onaholes.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is this doof ass latina b***h doing? throwing away trail mix because it touched the countertop?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vacuum
    enjoy the electrostatic discharge in your salad

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have kids, so both.
    Even started putting some rubbing alcohol on the cloth when I wipe it down.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just put your roomba on the countertops dude

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don't know how to best use a vacuum.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ok. I am calm now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi, Calm Now!
      I am Anon!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dad!!! get off my forum!!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >get off my forum!!!
          >forum
          Is that another name for you butt son?
          >unzips dick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry son, I thought this was the new GUI for alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.preteen

          Wait, this isn't USENET at all.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only vacuum the sideboard with the bread cutting station. Cutting good crusty bread makes a lot of crumbs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are ways to make your bread not crusty anon. You don't have to cut it all off and discard making it a mess. Your Temps are all wrong at certain stages of the bake. I never have to cut off my crunchy crust anymore. Look it up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Long crusty baguettes with a holey crumb are the best. You’re a breadlette. Don’t respond to my post. Enjoy prison, child.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't tell me what to do anti. Enjoy wasting or eating your shitty overcooked bread

          Also

          >being enthusiastic about high carb shit food with no nutrition

          Heh, must be one of those fatty bread lovers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have never been fat in my life, child. My bread is perfect. I was taught how to bake in the French-Japanese style from a Japanese master baker. You are out of your league. Do not respond to my posts. You have been instructed to cease contact, failure to do so constitutes felony criminal harassment, stalker. Enjoy prison.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wipe the counter top and stove top, letting any large debris fall to the floor, which I then vaccuum.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna have to straight up destroy my counters because the homosexual house flippers didn't seal the concrete countertops so it's totally fricked with oil stains and my dumb ass learned the hard way what it's like to live with a porous countertop.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just lay down a new layer of newspaper

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its called seasoning

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wipe my counter and vacuum my ass

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