Doe. A Doe. A Female Deer.

Friend of mine banged another doe in the backwoods and since we let him on our land wants to share in the bounty.
Thing is, I'm kind of sick of backstrap as steak with sides of potatoes and veg. Or tacos. Or whatever other simple recipes.

Any ideas out of left field?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont fuck the wildlife and if you really must dont eat them after wtf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt tenderize his meat before eating it
      lmao are you a fag?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    define "banged"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shot something into it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So he's fired a hot load into the doe and then brought her to your house so you don't want to eat her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bagged prolly phone posting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. He shot it and the gun made a bang noise. It was scary.

        He used a field cart for the carcass.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god I wanna put that doe in a wheelchair for a week after fucking her asshole raw for hours

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway, banged means he threw a lead slug through her vitals, possibly knocking some shoulder blades, before it limped out and died if not just falling over on the spot. Doe, as in didn't have antlers or nubs. Backstrap, as in probably the closest thing to tenderloin that you get on venison.

    We thought maybe just do some stew meat with some mixed veg and potatoes with a canned crossiant crust like a pot pie. That's not really that out there, but sounds easy enough.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend of mine banged another doe
    I sense an Culinaly crossover thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want Culinaly to get spit-roasted by Culinaly and /mlp/ again
      That's always super-awkward

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want Culinaly to get spit-roasted by Culinaly and /mlp/ again
      That's always super-awkward

      banging does is /k/ territory

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you mean getting tranny surgery and glowing in the dark

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >banged another doe
    Ah you must be our friends from Canada
    Eh maple syrup eh

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    With that pic I'm sending an anthro thread

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think you could make it into a McChicken?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDonald's is tasty!!!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read that /k/ story. Telling choice of words there, OP.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fucking a deer
    >>>/k/

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shooting does
    poacher homosexual

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually do this with back strap but you can with other cuts.

    Cut it into chunks or slices, then get a meat hammer and bang em until they're thin and soft. Proceed to fry with butter and Worcestershire sauce and salt and pepper to taste.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done stroganoffs with venison that turned out really well. A bourguignon-type preparation is also good. My best venison dish is roast backstrap with a blackberry compote, served over butternut squash gnocchi tossed in a brown butter/sage sauce.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My time has come from /k/ to post this

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