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Does Culinaly still go to all-you-can-eat buffets?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I went to a Mongolian grill type place and got the seed oil shits for days afterwards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally not a thing, you're just a schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Went to an Asian buffet the other week. Delicious food and not too bad nutriously if you stick to the meats.

      >all-you-can-eat buffets?
      No for Vegas, cruise ships, and anywhere that sanitary cross contamination possibilities are there, ie where customers touch handles. Not all places are like that though. Holland America doesn't turn you loose on your own, but mans all stations to serve you onto a plate.
      Other places are alright when they first open, such as the Rodizio for brunch hours, the salads are untouched by all.

      I take auto immune drugs and can't afford foodborne illness anymore, and in general people are slobs.

      Pussies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should hate your parents for giving you weak genetics

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish. I used to love Indian buffets but a lot of them closed down during the pandemic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have largely bounced back in the Boston area.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird. Only buffets that closed in my northeastern American liberal city (seriously, there are only two Republicans on city council lmao) were Old Country/Home Country. All the ramalama chingchong joints, the bidibidibee places, strip club buffets and Golden Corral all stayed in business just fine. Why did the big bad coof affect all these places when my liberal city, which did not have a lockdown (did anywhere?) remained relatively unscathed?
      In fact, a new one opened up down the street from me a few months ago. I wanna try it but the missus hates buffets. She thinks they're trashy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% of the buffets in my area (also blue state) died during the coof. To be fair, the golden corral that moved in kept making me sick, so incompetence definitely killed them, not the coof. The only buffet to "survive" is actually a normal restaurant that does a special lunch buffet, and even then it took YEARS for them restart it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >strip club buffets
        pig out while staring at breasts? sounds awesome!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to go to a lesbian bar on karaoke night because it was a $10 that gets you 5 drink tickets and a small buffet.
          I left all the toilet seats up on my way out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Blessed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love me some Indian buffets! If the nearest one weren't an hour drive, I'd be there every other week.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Cici's count?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cici’s was nasty

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all-you-can-eat buffets?
    No for Vegas, cruise ships, and anywhere that sanitary cross contamination possibilities are there, ie where customers touch handles. Not all places are like that though. Holland America doesn't turn you loose on your own, but mans all stations to serve you onto a plate.
    Other places are alright when they first open, such as the Rodizio for brunch hours, the salads are untouched by all.

    I take auto immune drugs and can't afford foodborne illness anymore, and in general people are slobs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This homie got full blown AIDS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm

      Weird. Only buffets that closed in my northeastern American liberal city (seriously, there are only two Republicans on city council lmao) were Old Country/Home Country. All the ramalama chingchong joints, the bidibidibee places, strip club buffets and Golden Corral all stayed in business just fine. Why did the big bad coof affect all these places when my liberal city, which did not have a lockdown (did anywhere?) remained relatively unscathed?
      In fact, a new one opened up down the street from me a few months ago. I wanna try it but the missus hates buffets. She thinks they're trashy.

      I take Cellcept, one of those powerful immunosuppressants out there. 3g daily. No, not milligrams. Grams.
      And I still go out and do my thing.
      Obviously, I don't know how serious your condition is but if you try to ease yourself back into normalcy a little at a time, you might be surprised by how much of a nothingburger your concerns might turn out to be. I'm not a doctor or anything, but I'd hate to think something I'm living with and doing things with and all the things could stop someone else from enjoying stuff. Be less afraid.

      This homie got full blown AIDS

      AIDS is not autoimmune. AIDS is Culinalycquired /I/mmune (DS).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cruised on Norwegian last year, the buffet was fully self serve. Mostly bog standard stuff, but the Indian food was actually really good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, self-diagnosed just after Covid hit, maybe you got a Dr to play along? Show me your subscribed subreddit list, I'm curious.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Golden Corral for the first time alone as a 20 year old man because it was the closest one to my house. It was a weekday lunch and I greatly enjoyed my food. Definitely a better value than fast food for someone of my appetite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >20 years old
      >appetite only satiated by all you can eat buffet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I was very skinny at 20 and could easily eat a whole large pizza by myself. now I am pretty overweight at 30 and cant finish a medium pizza.
        Metabolism, son

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Similar. I was EXTREMELY skinny in school (6'1, 130ish lbs) until I started having to do sports then got some muscle (170lbs by the time I was off to university) and now in my soon-to-be forties, I'm a fatty-fat fat-fat fatty-fatty-fatty-fat at 220lbs, all that weight going to my midsection. I don't look bad, but I miss having visible abs.
          I keep a pedal machine under my desk at work and I'm constantly pedaling and I also run near daily, weather permitting but without dieting, I'll never lose the belly fat.
          Anyway, when I was deathly thin, I could eat. When I was doing sports shit, I could eat. Now that I'm a chub-chub-chubbo, I can't eat nearly as much as I used to and don't even eat unhealthily excepting the amounts of fat the missus and I add to our cooking.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I keep a pedal machine under my desk at work and I'm constantly pedaling
            is is efficient tho? sounds like a scam....

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well between the one at work and the time I keep by the couch, I often pedal the equivalent of about 70km at 14km/hr. According to some cycling calculator thingy, that's 2600kcal burned. I shudder to think how fat I'd be if I didn't pedal. Also, between that and my daily run, my legs* are basically fricking tree trunks
              >* I'm an amputee and have 1,75 legs; lupus ain't no joke, bruh

              Stop talking like a fruit-fruit-fruity moron-moron-moron

              it's not cutesy it's just annoying

              Didn't ask, but I'm gladsy wadsy adsy that I've upsetsy wetsy etsy you. I hopesy wopesy opesy to cause you a coronary episodesy wodesy odesy eventually.
              Please, get more angry-wangry. : )

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop talking like a fruit-fruit-fruity moron-moron-moron

            it's not cutesy it's just annoying

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fat frick
            >claims to not eat unhealthily
            >dude it's totally the fat that's making me fat lol durrrr
            why are fatties like this (fat doesn't make you fat btw)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >fat doesn't make you fat btw
              Yes it does, you fricking moron.
              If you're adding mayonnaise (fat), extreme amounts of butter (fat) and olive oil (fat) to things you eat and eating deep fried stuff, guess the frick what, genius? Excess calories. 1 tablespoon of oil is about 130 calories. One of butter is 100. Not sure what it is for mayonnaise. Fat is literally the most calorie dense food so eating more of it will add more calories than otherwise. Unless you want to argue that the laws of physics and maths are untrue, CICO is fact.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's referring to dietary fat autist, dietary fat increases cholesterol which increases the production of testosterone which HELPS in losing fat if you're not eating excess amounts, moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just both halves of a whole idiot, ain'tcha there, kiddo?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should trade the desk bike for a gun and put it in your mouth.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My nephews love Asian buffets so we take them there on their birthdays. That's about the only time I go to buffets now, though that's as much about me cooking at home almost exclusively now as it is about buffet vs table service.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to pic rel the other day. It was good. I have no idea how buffets make a profit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I live in Buena Park. Is this place like decent good or another trash Chinese buffet in a strip mall with weird cheese pizza, pieces of toast, and cheesy fake crab

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good. No odd American dishes, at least when I was there for lunch, went with father, grandmother, and family friends, they all enjoyed it. Grandma wants to go regularly.
        There were maybe 2 dishes with added cheese, muscles and clams. The staff was mostly Asian if you care about that sort of thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mussels with mystery cream/cheese/cum
          What even is that dish? Where did it come from?

          I guess I'll try it out. Usually if I want Asian shit i go to bcd tofu house. Thanks fellow socal anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I live in Buena Park. Is this place like decent good or another trash Chinese buffet in a strip mall with weird cheese pizza, pieces of toast, and cheesy fake crab

      Montebello checking in, I'll have to check it out

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no i don't line up ina shoot and eat food from a cattle trough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that during the height of the great depression when people were literally starving in the streets FDR paid farmers to burn down their fields to try to raise prices?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also refused to pay ww1 veterans then attacked them with tanks, bayonets, and tear gas, under the leadership of Douglas MacArthur, George Patton, and Dwight D. Eisenhower.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my bf and his friends are all (SEA) asians, and they LOOOOOVE chinese buffets. Me? I think it's pure overpriced slop. REGARDLESS, I still go with them anyway and gorge myself until I get sick the day after, bc my bf always pays my part...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?? but i don't want to be a woman wtf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my best friend
          oh I see, carry on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can 100% make your money's worth if you hit the seafood hard. Seafood is expensive, just putting away a plate of fried shrimp you've usually already broken even.

      Though really the fun of the buffet is eating all sorts of shit in a DIY multi-course meal where you eat soup, salad, various mains, a couple of desserts and leave a fatass in a food coma. Doing this yourself at home is a real pain in the ass.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to love Ponderosa as a kid, i think they still exist but mostly in the mid-west now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Ponderosa Steakhouse and for that matter Bonanza Steakhouse only in the midwest? There were literally never any locations in the West where the show took place and was filmed. None in CA or NV.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its weird they used to be all over the eastcoast then around the early 2000s or so vanished. i assumed they all went out of business but decided to look them up a few years ago and was shocked to discover theyre still around, just mostly in places like Ohio or Wisconsin or Iowa. the closest to the east coast thats still around is a couple in PA. wonder what its like today, i remember thinking their buffet chicken wings were so good i still remember the taste and have never found any that tasted like theirs since

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i was a kid our family used to bring a huge plastic bag and smuggle as much chicken wings from the buffett into our moms purse as we could fit then have like 30+ wings for the next day, i thought this was exclusive to our dirtbad family then in the many years since then saw in some reddit thread that other people did this in the 90s, wtf i thought our whitetrash family invented this!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plastic bag
        I have packed a bone or something from my plate into a bag, just to take something home for the dog. It doesn't even have to come from my own plate, just a tidbit for them to enjoy when I walk in the door. It's secretive, because in an all-you-can-eat situation they'll think you planned it and took more than you knew you could eat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s why it’s called a doggie bag though, used as intended

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when i was a kid our family used to bring a huge plastic bag and smuggle as much chicken wings from the buffett into our moms purse as we could fit then have like 30+ wings for the next day, i thought this was exclusive to our dirtbad family then in the many years since then saw in some reddit thread that other people did this in the 90s, wtf i thought our whitetrash family invented this!

          That’s why it’s called a doggie bag though, used as intended

          Lol I remember my uncle took a bag to the pizza hut buffet and brought it back home. A gigantic ass bag of pizza stacked on top of each other, it still makes me laugh my ass off thinking about it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese buffet that's nearby. I try to go once every couple of months. Food is pretty damn good quality and, lets face it - their kitchens aren't worse than other places. They have all the regular shit, plus some decent chilled octopus and mussels. Sushi is fairly decent. Don't know if I'll go again, because the place has been discovered by the Black person-crowd and it's losing is soul. You can literally see the sadness on the waitresses. Nobody smiles anymore and they all act tense and wary.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the best pic you can find or are we supposed to read something into it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a boy and his wife
      They got married by their families when he was 14 and her 10. They will remain husband and wife till the day they die, surrounded by their many grandchildren and extended family
      God i wish i lived in 1900s

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been meaning to get really, really stoned and go to the Conservatory in Melbourne. It's $85 all-you-can-eat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pathetic drug addict

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judge not lest ye be judged

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a chinese buffet for a friend's event a couple months ago. But these days I rarely go to restaurants at all, buffet or not.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to one today, too expensive and the selection wasn’t as good as pre-covid

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best one near me was burned down by the owner for the insurance money. There's another one by me that's just OK, the last time I went there was last year. There's a sushi place near me with an all you can eat option and they're apparently pretty great, I think I'll try them out soon.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I love them but I hate the aspect of nasty ass kids allowed to go up without wearing a glove or going up at all. Corona made me happy because they made everyone sanitize their hands on entry and we wore a glove to get the food each time at my local chinese spot. I like cici's pizza too which is sort of a kids place and the worker used to get the pizza for us during corona. Now it's gross kids grabbing shit again. Sigh, what can ya do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're worried about kids touching food, yet you'll suck all manner of dicks any time, anywhere. You're an idiot.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i went to the ikea one last week and it was decent. pretty much just their usual fare with some extras. not a fat frick anymore but still ate enough to be satisfied with the cost.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love all you can eat buffet but due to watching my health and being alot older than I used to be I havent been to one in over 5yrs. 10-15yrs ago me and friends would hit up 2 a month and pig out and get fatter and fatter. I ended up having a mild heart attack cuz I was fat as fatass and had to change eating habits and my weight and all that. Would love to go to one again but at this point and 100lbs of weight loss I cant justify pigging out at them anymore. Friends all still go and yes all of them are all still fat as fatass tier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being alot older than I used to be
      I'd be surprised if you were younger than you used to be

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no sneeze guards?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every so often my wife and I will go to the local Chinese buffet. The only Chinese people there are the workers in the front, BOH is a bunch of stout illegals. It's the breasts because it's only $12 for lunch and the crowds are less depressing and obese so the staff is friendlier. We watched a troony fight a black dude in the parking lot outside while we ate last time. Food AND entertainment? Sign me up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We watched a troony fight a black dude in the parking lot outside
      Holy shit, I saw the same thing coming out of a supermarket once and it shares a parking lot with a buffet at the other end. The troony really fricked that dude up. Strong like a man but not afraid to use nails and spiked heels like a woman. Black guy got fricked up with those shoes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is that both participants in the fight were stereotypes of the highest degree. After everything was said and done, I saw that the black dude had one of those stupid Bluetooth earpieces and got into a Chrysler 300 with a dented bumper and peeled out of the parking lot. The troony stomped off while wiping the blood from his (her?) five o'clock shadow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fight I saw, the troony had half a foot on the guy out of heels. He tried to tackle but was unable to do much when the stiletto heel started to bash him in the face. The troony left him on the ground twitching and said, while walking away
          >you broke my purse strap, homosexual!
          Imagine how emasculating that must be to not only get absolutely stomped by a troony but to get called a homosexual after.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prices are going up and up to rip off foreign tourists...

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're too expensive and I'm not fat enough to eat my money's worth anymore and actually enjoy it

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. When I only need to drive a mere half hour to the largest AYCE buffet in the US that’s run by only white Pennsylvania Dutch people where you can spend $18 for both breakfast and lunch (if you stay the switch) and get a free meal on your bday of course I’m going to go. Plus they have a huge gift shop with tons of cool shit and a fresh market with local foods from the Amish community around it. Enjoy your Golden Corral, boys. I’ll take some homemade comfort food freshly cooked by qt Mennonite girls in their white bonnets.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They pretty much don't exist anymore here where I live. The islander population exploded about a decade ago and the restaurant owners weren't able to stay in business with so many big fat bastards clearing them out every lunchtime

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to go to the buffet on the last day of school every year until 8th grade, then i just told my parents that i would rather just go home so i could play vidya. that was the last time i went

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