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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would gladly eat bugs if they were good but they aren't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. People love crab, shrimp and lobster but that's because they're big enough to remove the chitin and the flesh tastes delicious because they live in the water. Grasshoppers and shit are mostly undigestable chitin and the little flesh there is tastes like dirt. I do kinda want to try that ant soup that apparently tastes like peanuts though. Ants eat well so they have at least a good chance of being tastier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this, calling seafood "bugs" is tastelet or poorgay cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Saying sea bugs aren't bugs is moron cope. Just accept the fact that you like eating bugs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            because they are not bugs. they are not related to bugs closely. they are different animals.
            you cope because youre a picky b***h who doesnt like anything so you whine about what other people like

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They are extremely closely related and most probably descended from the same common ancestor, which means it wouldn't be wrong to call crustaceans bugs.
              It would be wrong to call them insects, but not bugs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >and most probably descended from the same common ancestor
                >doood we're all just star stuff
                >eat the fricking bugs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Saying sea bugs aren't bugs is moron cope. Just accept the fact that you like eating bugs.
            they literally aren't bugs, you autistic moron, they aren't in the same class or order.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Either the grubs up back or in the front, maybe the grasshoppers.

        And we devein and peel them. Any time some jackass (bonus points if you can find out they're from a certain group that forbids eating any insects except locusts, so when we gotta eat ze bugs they conveniently don't have to) goes 'hurdur sea bugs' they forget that fact. I'm not seeing grub meat separated from the heads there and homie drops an entire fricking taranchula in the fryer and goes "bone apple tit why aren't you eating it it's just like a lobster".

        Yeah fricking crab cake doesn't have random claws sticking out of it. Motherfrickers be like pic related is the same, frick you Black person they aren't.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he isn't a cappozella enjoyer

    NGMI
    G
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  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Davos Summit buffet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer to eat things without eyes myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you scared of potatoes or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just remove the eyes before cooking it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But the eyes are the best part.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this makes me extremely uncomfortable

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, when I cook fish I make it a point to eat their faces off, so they know who's in charge.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat the hell out of those scorpions and big-ass grasshopper things. Are those giant water bugs on the left? I'm not fricking with those, or the spiders.

    [...]

    Pardon the pleonasm, but it's only humiliation if you feel humiliated.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat the scorpion, it's already on a pike. And it would make me feel powerful.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't, i like cooking fish whole and eating their eyes. I've seen whole goat head cooked. i don't think bugs would taste nice tho. for money tho i'd probably go for those in the back on the right

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have such a crippling phobia that I can't even dare open the thumbnail, but if I could provide for my family just by choking down bugs, then I'd grab a bottle of tabasco and close my eyes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have such a crippling phobia that I can't even dare open the thumbnail
      gay
      >if I could provide for my family just by choking down bugs, then I'd grab a bottle of tabasco and close my eyes.
      gayer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno dude, a brief moment of discomfort in exchange for a months rent seems more than worth it to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just get a real job lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nnnnooooo you don't get it goy, you NEED to break your body for 16 hours every day! How else will this sheetrock make it to the other side of the property?!
            Nah, I'll eat bugs for 1k each.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              find someone giving you that offer in real life and you feel free anon, until then I recommend you consider something more realistic

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just eat all the grubs, easy money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, they are paying me?
      I see empty boxes.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id be a rich man cause id eat whatever is on the top right screw everything else they are scary

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A decade ago, I'd call you a conspiracy theorist, but nowadays I'll just assume you're more or less correct and wait for the headlines.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i keep seeing that shit being posted on Culinaly and was wondering where it came from out of nowhere

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It probably doesn't help either that they removed

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're dead. i'm walking away with as much money as there are bugs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's dead I'll eat it
      Enjoy your dinner.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting with the pan in the back right then front row left to right until they pull me away. I'll take breaks with the scorpions as a treat. I seriously couldn't handle the spiders, and those roaches next to the spiders? not for all the money on the rest of the table.

  16. 1 month ago
    Sage

    I'd walk away with 0
    The currency involved is a mystery, but I'm not eating bugs like a good goy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not brave or admirable to not do something optional
      you're like those people who brag about never having smoked or drank as if that's harder than actually quitting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey! How many Shekels do you receive per 100 demoralization posts?
        Hahaha I'm just NOT gonna eat the bugs, you know?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought dried shrimp to make thai salads with and their little black eyes are cute yet creepy.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could eat hundreds of crickets.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there meaty bugs like the ones from the Lion King? Closest thing I have tasted are the wieners of my passed out buddies.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I empty the worm tray

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, but worms aren't bugs. Do we need to go through this again?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily put away everything except probably the giant grubs and water bugs. Nice polbait thread though gaybag.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa, the cute image macro has done what years of Klaus Schwab's shills never did - I'm totally up for eating bugs now!

    Ahhhh, the moment is passing though. Can you help me out with some more bug eating friendly memes, OP?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get some hot sauce? If yes, I'm walking away with however many bugs is on that fricking table times 1000.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get drunk enough to not care or taste, and then fist hundreds of crickets or THOUSANDS of ants in my mouth
    I'd be a multi-millionaire
    Maybe a billionaire

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't enjoy it but I'd eat as many crickets, grasshoppers, and ants as possible for cash. Maybe try a beetle or tarantula if they're worth more and see what it's like.
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XqEY_c6Jxk8
    This unironically looks decent to me.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    top right probably tastes pretty similar to shrimp. i'd clear that entire tray out then go for bottom right until i'm too full to eat anymore. at least $100k easy

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