does anyone else have problems with the potatoes exploding in the microwave and making a giant fucking mess?

does anyone else have problems with the potatoes exploding in the microwave and making a giant fucking mess?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put a paper towel over it ya nincompoop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that doesnt stop them from exploding. it's tipped the bowl over before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that doesnt stop them from exploding. it's tipped the bowl over before

      The can is going to explode regardless of whether or not you put a paper towel over it or sit it in a bowl or not you fucking retards.

      Put it in a bowl with at least an extra inch of room and cover with PLASTIC WRAP, and no not that fucking shit as seran wrap. Microwave until done. No not fucking 2 minutes past done.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...no one is talking about putting the actual can of soup in the microwave, and covering with plastic wrap is completely retarded and will probably leech into the food

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >muh microplastics
          Your canned food is lined with plastic on the inside, from soup to soda. You consume plastic constantly. Foodservice film covering your food is the least of your concern.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What kind of an idiot covers their canned soup in a microwave with plastic wrap? It's already the ultimate hot convenience food. Just upturn the plate over it to cover it if you're going to be fancy so you can waddle on back to your couch and watch your shows.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So you're going to get a bowl and a plate dirty? For what purpose? And don't say you can just rinse the plate off, it often sticks on, or spatters outside the plate which means you have to clean the microwave too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The bowl is getting dirty. The plate isn't going to be immaculate. I don't really get your last sentence. Do you not know how to use a microwave? You're supposed to stir it before it becomes molten-hot lava.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't you just cover shit? Why are you using multiple dishes to microwave? Do YOU not know how to use a microwave?

                You think if there's a problem in a commercial kitchen they run to throw a plate on a bowl? Christ. Learn to use plastic wrap, it will make life cheaper, cleaner, and easier.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which commercial kitchen is reheating Cambell's Chunky soup? Or a microwave for each individual can?
                You know what makes life cheaper, claner and easier? Just rinsing the motherfucker with hot water, possibly a brush, and then chucking it in the dishwasher.
                Jesus, thought you'd maybe know better that a 1950s era housewife, but here you are.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the microwave is less energy efficient than the stove for single portions
                Yeah okay buddy.
                >rather than working cleaner, just brush and rinse everything off then throw it in a dishwasher
                Fuck I'm on Culinaly and I can't say certain slurs. I hope you aren't living in an apartment because I can tell you are one of those retards that jacks the heat all the way up and down, or has the windows open in the summer heat so you've got the A/C running full blast, so your neighbors suffer. You have no idea how to manage things at all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know, if you put your own words into someone else's mouth you'll win every argument! You win!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being poor and make a real meal shitforbrains

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heat it up halfway, stir it and let it rest 30 seconds, then continue to microwave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mean to shit on new cooks, but this guy can't even learn how to use a microwave on canned soup. He's not to be trusted.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Twice the time at half the power if you dont want to stir.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I just drink these out of the can. Great way to rehydrate on account of the electrolytes

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pour the potatoes into a pot or a saucepan and heat them in that, come on man.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly literally struggles with heating up campbell's chunky
    it isn't even the kind you have to add water to jesus christ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m starting to think that zoomers actually have some sort of covert Down Syndrome.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not completely unrelated to OP but I want some soup now, I have clam chowder, beef and veggie, and split pea, all progresso. Which one Culinaly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro you already know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get out a decent sized saucepan and mix all three
      live dangerously

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        give results

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        give results

        Tastes better than expected, the texture is the main problem, the chowder and peas especially. I’m might shit my pants tonight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          MOORE. keep it going on heat and let us know how it develops

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its just leaving some seasoning on the microwave for next time

    quit being a fag

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I first moved out and made the discovery that heating up a can of soup in a small pot is both faster and easier than microwaving it. I think my boomer mom just had it stuck in her head that microwave=convenience, even though she cooked real meals almost every night.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i just throw the whole sealed can in my toaster oven for like 5-6 minutes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cook the plastic lining right into it
        Nice

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put a paper towel over it dumbass

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i always just eat it str8 outta the can

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No shits disgusting

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paper towel or pot method

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever noticed that all the campbells chunky soups kind of smell like puke?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my vomit is also often chunky, i think you're on to something

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