I asked my butt doctor about it (I've got hemorrhoids and chronic anal fissures, shit sux) and he said the coffee effects are different for everyone. Some people experience a laxative effect, others nothing, others experience constipation.
There's nothing about it that would make it a laxative. People normally poop in the morning, people drink coffee in the morning, so they started associating the two and the myth was formed.
Coffee gives me diarrhea though, it doesn't just make me poop. Some people say it's just the caffeine, some people say it has a chemical that signals the digestive system to empty, some say it's because a lot of coffee is contaminated with mold or it's roasted too much. There's no clear answer why but it definitely causes pooping issues for some people.
Nope. Coffee is a diuretic. Caffeine is not a laxative. Do you feel the need to shit when you drink a can of soda homosexual? You're repeating bullshit you know nothing about.
Nope. Coffee is a diuretic. Caffeine is not a laxative. Do you feel the need to shit when you drink a can of soda homosexual? You're repeating bullshit you know nothing about.
No?
The frick is wrong with all these anon's GI tracks that a coffee of all things fricks you up?
Get a better diet
There's nothing about it that would make it a laxative. People normally poop in the morning, people drink coffee in the morning, so they started associating the two and the myth was formed.
Many people don't eat breakfast (myself included), If I drink a few cups of coffee in the morning I'll be shitting liquid within the hour. If I abstain from coffee of a morning my shit can hold off till midday/afternoon around lunchtime.
I put about 1.5 teaspoon or so of black tea in with my coffee grounds (from whole bean) and brew up about 8 cups each morning, I've been experimenting with it and it's pretty good, anyone try this? Tastes sort of like Del Taco coffee
Everything makes me shit like hell.
Might have endocrine issues
It used to, but I haven't had sex for nearly two weeks and the pent up stress has given me constipation that nothing can shift.
t. scat fetishist
>haven't had sex in two weeks
omg two weeks?!?! poor thing how ever do you manage?
I routinely go in to work after downing half a liter of gin. Then I drink 3 cups of black coffee. Turns my ass into a firehose.
It used to but now it just makes me pee more instead
that's a myth
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Black coffee is one of the only things that doesn't make my stomach hurt
Yeah, every morning I drink a cup to get my mojo fllowing.
Yeah isn't it completely normal? Water also does if I drink a large amount then start walking/moving around which I don't think is normal
No, what is this obsession with obsession with cigarettes and coffee
narcotics.
If you regularly and compulsively consume substances loaded with caffeine or white sugar, you are druggie.
I asked my butt doctor about it (I've got hemorrhoids and chronic anal fissures, shit sux) and he said the coffee effects are different for everyone. Some people experience a laxative effect, others nothing, others experience constipation.
There's nothing about it that would make it a laxative. People normally poop in the morning, people drink coffee in the morning, so they started associating the two and the myth was formed.
Coffee gives me diarrhea though, it doesn't just make me poop. Some people say it's just the caffeine, some people say it has a chemical that signals the digestive system to empty, some say it's because a lot of coffee is contaminated with mold or it's roasted too much. There's no clear answer why but it definitely causes pooping issues for some people.
Imagine being a loser that doesn't start their day with coffee and a cig while shitting.
No?
The frick is wrong with all these anon's GI tracks that a coffee of all things fricks you up?
Get a better diet
Nope. It only makes my poops bigger 😉
Warm liquids + caffeine (a stimulant) are both well know to have laxative effects.
Nope. Coffee is a diuretic. Caffeine is not a laxative. Do you feel the need to shit when you drink a can of soda homosexual? You're repeating bullshit you know nothing about.
Yes, but I love pooping. Especially when I do it during work hours (such as right now)
Yeah if I drink it and haven't eaten anything at least 30min before I get the shits
I just drink tea instead and have it once in a while
Only when I have coffee and tobacco at the same time.
Coffee on its own just makes my stomach rumble.
Coffee gets the turd machine started every morning. I have no intention of ever stopping. Coffee rules.
Your stomach gets the "turd machine" started every morning. You're just drinking coffee anyway.
Many people don't eat breakfast (myself included), If I drink a few cups of coffee in the morning I'll be shitting liquid within the hour. If I abstain from coffee of a morning my shit can hold off till midday/afternoon around lunchtime.
I put about 1.5 teaspoon or so of black tea in with my coffee grounds (from whole bean) and brew up about 8 cups each morning, I've been experimenting with it and it's pretty good, anyone try this? Tastes sort of like Del Taco coffee