>Don't lie anon...

>Don't lie anon... You want to eat me. Don't I look so tasty?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat me
    No b***h, I want to FRICK you

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't I look so tasty?
    No

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not built to serve hard time in a Florida Penitentiary.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have publicly talked about wanting to eat hippo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be pretty tasty.

      https://books.google.com/books?id=Wh7gNQT5ni8C&pg=PA198&dq=hippo+meat+taste&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qiL1UuDtCOeayAGX14GoDA#v=onepage&q=hippo%20meat%20taste&f=false
      >It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods. I had a safari chef who could make a better stroganoff from the thigh-thick interior filets that lie up under the ribs along the spine than you could buy in New York. Just as it would be difficult to describe the taste of beef to a person who had never tried it, so it is with hippo. The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison.
      Frick I want some.

      damn that sounds oishii af
      I heard pablo escobar brought hippos to venezuela and now they've gotten out and have invaded the local ecosystem. Maybe someone would pay to hunt hippos and you could keep the meat

      That's Colombia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah you're right.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I want my pork to taste of fish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They eat Africans, not fish.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's supposed to sound more appetizing?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3'' thich hide
    stuff that bad boy in a pressure cooker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine fried Hippo rinds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. There's a good reason hippos are known as "The Bacon of the Sea"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hippos don't live in the sea

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >american education

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you sure?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a lake.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sea Cow

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I swim in pools sometimes it doesn't mean I live in the ocean. And fyi a hippo wouldn't last 2 seconds in the ocean because that's like dropping a bag of heroin infront of an addict.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody has ever said that before except for you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hippo cracklins sounds kinda fire rn fr

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inject it with cheese first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok master shake

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you like me to cook you?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT SOFIA????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SOFIA
      Do you mean Fiona?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://books.google.com/books?id=Wh7gNQT5ni8C&pg=PA198&dq=hippo+meat+taste&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qiL1UuDtCOeayAGX14GoDA#v=onepage&q=hippo%20meat%20taste&f=false
    >It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods. I had a safari chef who could make a better stroganoff from the thigh-thick interior filets that lie up under the ribs along the spine than you could buy in New York. Just as it would be difficult to describe the taste of beef to a person who had never tried it, so it is with hippo. The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison.
    Frick I want some.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that sounds oishii af
      I heard pablo escobar brought hippos to venezuela and now they've gotten out and have invaded the local ecosystem. Maybe someone would pay to hunt hippos and you could keep the meat

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone here had hippo meat? Not gonna lie it does seem like it would be good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude it's just fishpork, they eat anything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They eat grass

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OUGH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      _ ____ '__ ___

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon this is a blue board

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You want to eat me. Don't I look so tasty?
    Yes my friend, I think you will taste very good sir, I can dig a big hole, very big hole. I will pit cook you sir.. Your meat can feed my village sir. I will slow cook you sir. Slow cooking is the best cooking for you sir, it will make your meat fall off very apart sir. Thankyou for your contribution sir!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already do.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, I've eaten crocodile, emu and snake. they were all very middling and had nothing on beef, pork and fish,

    Instead I want to hug you and not taste your exotic meat!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. when I was younger I was into trying exotic meats, especially in Alaska where you can get whale and weird things like that. none of it is really very good, it's what people did to survive

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh mr hippopotamus, as much as I may want to, I could never eat you, you are simply too cute!
    Come here and give me a cuddle

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd totally eat a hippo

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I wouldn't eat the little one. They deserve a chance to live and reproduce.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I want a hippopotamus for breakfast

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