Dont you just love corn dogs in the car?

Don’t you just love corn dogs in the car?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just had a girl 'chup my dog like that iykwimfamalamadingdong.
    (Period sex is what I mean famalamadingdong)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Period sex is goat sex

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >goat sex
        no that's what the welsh get up to

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Usually it's sheep. Goats are too ornery. Just get the wee fuzzy bastard up in the fence and you're good to go.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fr though it’s bomb when you get to frick her when she’s all embarrassed at first
          but stupid horny. It’s like I could care, but also I do enjoy getting laid. Granted she has to be a hot thottie. Imagine fricking a fat roastie hog when she’s bleeding. Ew. No thanks.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ok

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Good times, mane. Good times

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is a meaty ham hock.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a beer man myself.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food in the car

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Image if her hand slipped and split ketchup on your pants, then she'd realize her mistake and try to wipe off the ketchup from your pants with a napkin, but you'd get an erection from her wiping, she'd notice and, smirking, she'd reveal your erecting penis and wipe it with the ketchup napkin, then take your penis in her mouth to finish wiping you down haha.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      woah haha, I can't even imagine it
      you should demonstrate on me, ahaha, so I can picture what you mean haha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Stroking hard...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there is 0 chance you're NOT gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if I close my eyes I can pretend hes a woman

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            good fricking gravy, its you're so desperate, I'll just let you frick my (of age) niece. Shes a good cook too

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ah thanks anon, I only frick for love though
              how does she feel about professional magicians

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She loves culinary magic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      woah haha, I can't even imagine it
      you should demonstrate on me, ahaha, so I can picture what you mean haha

      Stroking hard...

      I wish girlfriends were real, bros...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        one day science will make them real

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some trashy ass nails.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    last time i ate a corndog it was microwaved and like a year and 4 months expired + freezer burnt
    i ended up vomiting solid chunks of hotdog like an hour later riding up a chair lift in front of like 200 people
    it was pretty rad

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do you change gear with food in your hand? you do drive a manual dont you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you do drive a manual dont you?
      this gay thinks its manly to have to fondle a shaft constantly to go anywhere

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've spotted a ladyboy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have an idea, maybe theres another stick coming right out of the drivers seat you have to squeeze with your anus to turn on your blinkers

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to sound like a terf but I'm not 'trans friendly', xir

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            top fricking lel dude

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In America, only cargays care about that. The rest of us just want leather seats and reliability. Driving isn't a fun experience. If you're thrilled by it, you're a fricking gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to concentrate when you have screaming kids in the back isn't it Karen?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >screaming kids
          Imagine having little bastards

          I drive an auto but I still think driving is pretty fun, very comfy. You aren't one of those anxious or bad drivers are you? Do you actually drive?

          Yes, total queer, I drive. Licensed driver for 28 years. Used to drive motorcycles and dirt bikes, too. Problem is with all the immigration, cell phones, and with how terrible young people are at everything... it's really crushed the driving experience. Kys, just not by crashing into me, please

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's weird I drive every day and other than 2 not my fault collisions it's been an overall pleasant experience, do you have a piece of shit car with no radio or ac or something?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I have two vehicles. Paid off, fully loaded, still run and look great. However in 2008 I was stopped at a stoplight and some b***h ran a red light at 70mph and hit me head on. It killed the other driver. It's not my favorite scenario and other drivers have gotten way worse since. Now kys immediately

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, and hard to believe it's not your fav scenario when you're so interested in killing people. You should be happy you got you wish at least once.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I drive an auto but I still think driving is pretty fun, very comfy. You aren't one of those anxious or bad drivers are you? Do you actually drive?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I put hot food like that from the gas station in my pockets. dudes were gonna throw it out in the garbage anyway so who cares

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Don’t you just love corn dogs in the car?
    Eww, not with ketchup! This is a mustard situation, and definitely not while driving. This is festival food for walking around.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'nother pic of the wife's awesome nails & bonus ink on other hand. You'll notice her 2D:4D ratio suggest she was assigned male at birth, and yes, indeed she was. But she's my passenger princess all the same!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who has the larger penis?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      *inhales* (you know the rest)

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ketchup instead of mustard
    cringe.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never had a corn dog but I'd love one.
    The trouble is the only place in my city that has them is doing a kind of "Korean" style I guess and they are totally not normal or standard. They are covered in shit like panko, sliced at the bottom to make octopus tentacles, or absolutely just covered in way too much shit.
    Yeah I could get a recipe and try it at home, but to me something like that seems like it has no business being home-cooked in the first place.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE INSTAGRAM FOOD I HATE INSTAGRAM FOOD I HATE INSTAGRAM FOOD

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    need to upgrade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how'd it do

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup on a corn dog

    I hope you crash

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