Doordash made me broke

All I do is buy expensive takeout for dinner, and I cant afford my car insurance now. What are three (tasty) meals I could prepare for the weekend, so I can save some money?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a large bag of rice, a bag of frozen chicken thighs/breasts/quarters, a bag of frozen broccoli, and a large bag of dry pinto beans. Wa la, food problem solved. Unless you're retarded and can't cook?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    During college, when I was broke, I used to look for the tiniest mistakes and raise a complaint on doordash. They're pretty generous with their credit returns.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing to me how people like you not only survive, but you are the morons that keep society moving.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but you are the morons that keep society moving.
      I seriously doubt this. Most likely these people are DEI hires there for corporate brownie points for the investors. No way they have any brains in that noggin producing anything of value. Perhaps they are the con artists known as social media managers, or some other silly made up position.

      I wonder if door dash has big data on the retards that use them. That shit would be gold the industry - retards with money that let it go for perceived convenience that isn't really all that great in practice. Perfect whales for scammers.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I reccomend Food Wishes. He's not a youtube chef who's trying to impress, he's an ex restaurant cook who finds the easiest ways to do anything. Watch video, follow instruction, learn cook.

    What do you want from us? Five ways to cook ramen?

    It's not magic, you just learn how to make sauces, cook meat, cut up your veg and substitute for what you've got. Once you know what you're doing it's not baking cakes, as in you don't have to measure precisely, with cooking you taste it to see if it's good.

    What kind of meat/carbs/veg do you like OP?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just love using door dash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made this thread because i dont wanna do it anymore, dumb jakker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch a bunch of Chef John videos and do what he tells you

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was posted to make you angry and engaged. The solution to OP's problem is obvious, thus you feel superior and the need to correct them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that not the entire point of using Culinaly?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you may have mental problems.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chigen terimaki white ppl version
    2 or 3 chigen thighs
    1 part soy sauce
    1 part water
    1 part brown sugar
    pepper
    salt
    garlic
    combine soy sauce, water, brown sugar, garlic, some salt and pepper in container
    use half of it to marinate chicken thighs for at least 30 minutes up to overnight, set the rest aside
    take a little bit of oil, put it on a pan on medium-high heat
    put them chicken thighs in once the oil is heated. about 4 minutes per side.
    after you flip the chicken, wait about 2 minutes and then add the rest of the marinade to the pan. continue cooking while the marinade reduces and spoon some of that shit onto the chicken. terizaki means shiny so you know you're getting there when you have a nice shiny coat of food on the thing.s
    once you're chickens done take out of pan and rest a second afore you cut it. serve over rice, maybe some vegtables if you feel like it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to go back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speak english.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up homeless three times because I kept ordering food on doordash instead of paying my rent. I ended up becoming a member of Doordashers Anonymous when my family and friends held an intervention for me.
    I was so ashamed at first, but once they taught me the twelve steps, I started moving towards a future free of addiction. I've been clean for 13 months now. It's just so hard since it is so easy to download the app and place an order...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know. I'm naturally socially awkward and dont like driving, but once I was recommended doordash, I could get all the takeout I wanted ordered and delivered to me in a timely manner. I dont even have to meet the driver and give him a tip. It's like it was designed to sucker people like me in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part of it all is that food is so addictive, even more so than crack or nicotine. I mean, you can literally die from withdrawal symptoms if you stop eating food.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just so hard since it is so easy to download the app and place an order...
      I know what you're thinking anon
      DON'T do it
      think about how hard you've worked to be free from this addiction and what your sponsor will say
      I'm not accusing you but I do work very closely with addicts and I know what it means when people say things like this

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You were a lazy homosexual and now you're poor lazy homosexual, learn to do meal prep you stupid poor lazy homosexual

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have access to a grill? Grilling can be pretty easy but tasty.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally just put garlic, ginger, onion, soy sauce, chili, sometimes sugar, sometimes vinegar and sesame oil on anything at all (doesn't matter what) and it will taste good
    so buy cheap shit and do that
    powdered is fine but frozen Hispanices are better

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're really struggling don't be ashamed to check yourself into an inpatient clinic anon
    I want you to know that I'm here and I care about you and there are people out there who care about you too
    You're going to be okay, just get through tonight
    Every day is a battle but eventually you will win without realizing it

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All I do is buy expensive takeout for dinner, and I cant afford my car insurance now.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol and most likely bait but here goes
    >meat + veggie
    Wash + cut + oil + salt + pepper + veggie. Add garlic or cheese or lemon or other variety once you master the basic
    Optional cut + season/rub/marinate/Hispanice + meat. Use premade flavor mixes if you're a noob, mix Hispanices if you're a pro. Toss any sauce or marinade with your meat overnight in the fridge in a baggie if you want to go that way.
    Change your veggie or meat or Hispanices and you have infinite variability.
    Example meal: Chicken + asparagus + potatoes
    >omelette
    Wash + cut + veggie
    Preheat + skillet + oil + meat + veggie
    3 or 4 eggs + bowl + whisk that shit and break those yolks
    Egg soup + skillet + cheese + cooked meat and veggies
    Add your cooked meat and veggies before the egg is fully cooked. Use cheese as a glue to cement your insides + top flap when you flip that flap.
    Cost effective and highly variable and good macros
    Example meal: Italian sausage + onion + cremini mushrooms omelette
    >Pasta
    Pasta + boiling water + pinch of salt + drop of oil
    Preheat + skillet + oil + meat + veggies
    Cook that shit then add your sauce of choice
    Cover your cooked pasta in the fillings and sauce
    Cost effective and you can make a giant batch and then eat leftovers to save cooking time
    Example meal: Penne pasta with vodka sauce + chicken + yellow bell pepper + onion

    If you're a carless wonder get your groceries delivered as it will be much cheaper than doordash everyday. If you're car enabled place an order then pick it up from the store (free) which will save you time from shopping and allow you to plan your weeks meals in advance. Stop being an impulsive retard and learn the single most basic survival skill of being able to feed yourself. Adults that can't cook 3 simple meals are an embarrassment to themselves.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All I do is buy expensive takeout for dinner, and I cant afford my car insurance now
    wow I never thought of that.
    People with extremely low impulse control would allow something like this to happen.
    All my food is cheap and simple so I don't have this issue.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a shitload of chicken tikka masala

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