>drink a case of white claw last night. >doordash a crave case of white castle. >eat half of it

>drink a case of white claw last night
>doordash a crave case of white castle
>eat half of it

I cant stop shitting this morning

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys frogposter, nobody cares

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's Kermit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        u have been....Le Trolled! xD xD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Impressive

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually farting out some turds and shits right now on the clock. Big toots and piss

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White Castle + massive amounts of alcohol = mudbutt
    Rookie move, but one we all go through.
    The death onion farts are what kill me.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a reason they tell you to get more color in your diet...

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that just sounds like hell on your stomach

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drank a 32oz of modelo,a couple mikes hards,a couple shooters and likely some other shit I can’t remember on my walk home from work
    >threw some change to a shirtless hobo outside a 711 while buying a white claw and start laughing like a lunatic for the rest of the way home
    >walking around my neighborhood yelling the isis song and screaming frick into the air at the top of my lungs because I lost my headphones
    >fall asleep on the floor around 1am
    >wake up covered in piss at 930am
    >put on clean clothes,take a hooker bath and go to work at 10am
    >Didn’t even have a hangover
    Great night

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a hell of a lot of calories for one night.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still shitting, op?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drink entire bottle of vodka
    >Order taco bell
    >I'm not that tired. I'll just lay down while I wait
    Just put your little hand in mine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have few friends over way back in 2020
      >everyone leaves/goes to bed
      >still up
      >hungry
      >uber eats mcdonalds
      >think to myself ill take a little pow wow on the couch
      >pass out
      >wake up next morning and go to bed
      >wake up 3 hours later pic related
      >MY MCDONALDS
      >it had been raining
      >eat the rain water mcdonalds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how taste?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a FRICK you cricket-eating c**t sniffer.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once had 2 Despies and a KFC bucket for dinner.
    it was a grave mistake.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat 2 lbs of chicken tenders and half a bottle of chikfila polynesian sauce
    >7 cans of cherry vanilla coke zero
    >a whole head of raw cabbage
    >an entire cheese danish
    >take a double serving of metamucil afterwards
    >drink a gallon of water
    >didnt shit for 2 days but farted nonstop with horrible gut cramps, then shat out a flawless but enormous turd
    >like 22 inches long unbroken until it hit the bowl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a head of raw cabbage
      Do you hate life?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roughage is good. Plus I like cabbage.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rethink your life

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn janny didn't delete this and ban me? Anyways I didn't poop at all yesterday. FYI

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