>drink some Fireball whiskey. >tastes like candy. >can't tell if I've had too much

>drink some Fireball whiskey
>tastes like candy
>can't tell if I've had too much
>keep drinking the sweet drink
>get way too fricked up and puke everywhere
Alcohol should not be allowed to taste this good

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's high school going

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >propelyne glycol
    mmmmmmmmmm, yummy

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much sugar could they put in it to hide the alcohol flavor?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    havent drunk this since i was 14
    bro, are you even allowed on here?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Underage homosexual detection service is going off the rails.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to become a hobby alcoholic, you need to learn your limits and know when it's time to switch to water...which you should drink a lot because a hang over largely is just you being very de-hydrated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How’s sophomore year going?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How’s sophomore year going?
        I do not know. This is how it works in the
        United States of...the US?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard zoomers are getting fricked up on Twisties because they just taste like an Arizona tea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On Thanksgiving, i had a whiskey that tasted like sweet tea. It was Twisted Tea whiskey. It was $10 for a 1/5 and me and my friend got so fricked up off that. Tasted good too

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3:1 beer:fireball is super tasty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever mix ginger ale with beer? It's surprisingly very good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally can't stop drinking it. I throw up and 30 minutes later I'm taking shots again

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fireball taste like shit. Are you in high school? Actually, do high schoolers even drink this shit anymore? I am pretty sure it has lost its popularity and zoomers dont even drink alcohol or have sex or hang out with eachother anyway. They just post/watch toktok, hang out on discord, and donate to streamers in their spare time dont they???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything you just said

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So do you zoomers do those things or not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i literally only drink whiskey that tastes like horse piss because it makes me manlier than everyone around me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope harder, sissyboi

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying commercially processed bullshit mainstream whiskey instead of making your own at home

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    admittedly I pound these in movie theaters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's a pint of smirnoff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do the airplane shots while driving and chuck them out the window when done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i were rich enough to afford alcohol in places with extremely high mark-up

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice blogpost, gaylord.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy bourbon
    >put a cinnamon stick in it for a month
    wa la

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fireball's alright but if you want some damn good sweet whiskey free of antifreeze, try looking for this stuff right here

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vodka
    >cinnamon sticks
    >leave sit for a week

    i just saved your kidneys and your wallet
    go forth and ticture
    better yet... the sugar you would add to this mix you can just get some yeast and a bag of sugar and make your own alcohol. BAM i just got you a hobby.

    kekekekekekeke
    FRICKIN MAGIC BRO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how long does it take to brew some homemade 'hol

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