>Drink straight liquor. >Vomit

>Drink straight liquor
>Vomit
How do I not do this? Ive tried plugging my nose and lubricating my throat with water but I just cant seem to chug liquor

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He admitted he didn't hold down his liquor slams. He said he would still get pretty drunk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least it was real liquor
      that's about as real as any liquor slam is gonna get, and it's still savage as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whats next, you're going to tell me wrestling isn't real?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His videos first went viral back when I was still a WWE fan so I literally thought this guy survived dozens of alcohol challenges.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch this instruction video.

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  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    smoke crack like shoenice did

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would you want to chug liquor, just sip it you animal

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chugging liquor is an acquired skill
    I'd start off by just taking shots and chasing them with something more palatable
    After weeks dedicated to drinking every day you'll have burned off enough taste buds and reach the fortitude needed to chug entire fifths just to stave off the shakes and heart palpitations

    BTW what is shoenice up to these days?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was a funny Trainwreck to gawk at but then I looked him up and found out he left a loving family to do YouTube, he gave up something most people will never have to be a fricking circus freak.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont gloss over the fact he became a major crackhead for a while

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he gave up something most people will never have
        It's very easy to find somebody to have sex with, anon. Getting married and pumping out kids isn't some big accomplishment.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wants to have sex with me. They all go for fricking losers like the guy in OP. Even when I'd treat them so much better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have to go outside and talk to people. It's not that nobody wants to have sex with you; they don't even know you exist. That's the problem with the whole "incel" thing. They have this weird victim complex when they're not even trying.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I go outside every fricking week. I have a job. The problem is girls.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Talking people at your job isn't the same as talking to people socially. Talking to girls doesn't mean talking to the 3 girls you know at your job.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't incels just frick dudes if they hate women so much?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stop projecting gay guy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously though, why don't you just have sex? Everybody's doing it. It's not a big deal, but it's unhealthy to avoid it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                get outta here gaylord

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tranime
                >calling others gays

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i love trainime

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my uncle is trains

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did they make a Maitetsu anime?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have definitely never been in the cab of a locomotive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've ridden a diesel loco.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it takes all sorts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he gave up something most people will never have
        It's very easy to find somebody to have sex with, anon. Getting married and pumping out kids isn't some big accomplishment.

        Yeah most people do have loving families. However, most people will never get to experience having an audience to watch them eat wood glue and drink giant bottles of whiskey.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes they will

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you read his story then you know all he wanted was attention, even back to early childhood. he may not have an ideal life but hes basically doing his dream job of being the crazy drunk guy at parties but for the entire world. it is weird seeing him basically the same as 10 years ago though. I watched him as a kid in high school and now I'm almost 30 and he's still just the same guy doing the same shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >most people will never have
        statistically most people have kids anon
        are you moronic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >statistically most people have kids anon
          lmao how do you figure?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but…you can literally look up statistics. The overwhelming majority of people will have kids in their lifetime. The numbers are going down in a lot of countries, but they’re nowhere near being at the point where less than half the population will never have children. That’s some hardcore incel projection. Like, we literally have the numbers. People don’t hide the fact that they’re having children. They want to get a birth certificate. The numbers are all public knowledge and not something it would make much sense to think were off by any significant margin.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >will have kids
              not what he said

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >statistically most people have kids
                How do you interpret that any other way than “most people will have kids in their lifetime”? Like, why would anyone do a study about how many people currently alive have children? Roughly a quarter of the population is under 15.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know dude Im usually high when I post here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well I’m always drunk. And I hate math. Especially when I’m drunk (and I’m always drunk).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You need to remember that you're on Culinaly where even the thought that someone could have regular sex is treated as an insanely unbelievable exaggeration. The people here are completely detached from reality and they actually believe that, despite the endlessly skyrocketing global population numbers, reproduction is something that is impossibly out of reach for "most people".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I fully believe that isolation and social alienation are real issues in the modern world, but I also fully, 100%, support the sentiment of, “why don’t you just have sex?”

            I’m sorry, but it’s not that difficult. There are just as many girls out there who want to frick as there are guys (technically there are more). Maybe just lower your standards a little (if you were hot shit you wouldn’t have to try; you’re not hosot shit), and remember that girls do in fact fart and shit and piss, so…bonus points for 3dpd?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's so wrong in your life that you must chug liquor?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The lack of a gag reflex is often the result of sucking a lot of dick. I can drink a glass of vodka like it's water, but I can't do a shot of water.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Drink straight liquor
    >How do I not do this?
    Uh, simply put down the bottle?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      harder than you think

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would you even chug it in the first place? just drink it slowly or mix vodka with coke and then chug it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The one and only reason to drink liquor is to become intoxicated as quickly as possible. Everybody that claims to find the taste enjoyable is lying. Every single one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what does that have to do with anything
        chugging something unpleasant doesnt make it pleasant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To get it over as quickly as possible you dummy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so mix it with something
            making yourself puke before you even feel drunk isnt really going to help

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i know, i do as well. but you don't have to chug it that fast to become intoxicated as quickly as possible. you can just take a sip every minute, it is plenty with liquor, you will be hammered in an hour

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i know, i do as well. but you don't have to chug it that fast to become intoxicated as quickly as possible. you can just take a sip every minute, it is plenty with liquor, you will be hammered in an hour

        >Everybody that claims to find the taste enjoyable is lying

        forgot to reply to this. some people actually do enjoy the taste. especially on fine whiskeys..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are not saying the truth
          Alcohol is disgusting poison flavored trash that we need to endure in order to feel intoxicated in our brains and stop the hurty thoughts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            people learn to enjoy the taste through the intoxication

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You need to do something about your sugar addiction my guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you hate the taste, use a mixer. Learn some basic drinks. Not hard.

        Personally like it a fair bit neat, but I also don't view drinking as macho posturing so much as a cost-effective way to ruin my life.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    by not being a frickin Pussy op

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God bless Shoenice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those numbers look nice to me

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna liquor box and see where it goes from there.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish i was japanese ;_;

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not Cognag for me. It was on a midsummer fest when my coworker offered me a sip from his pocket warm flask. I was already hammered and when I took a sip I vomited a bit in my mouth, just the smell makes me shiver. Never again.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chug liquor
    Why? You want to be Mr. One-gallon-of-vodka-a-day?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anybody here santizer pilled?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it will get you drunk but will also completely frick your stomach up after a while so I do not recommebf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yummy ER bill.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop drinking straight liquor.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just mix it with coke/ginger ale/orange juice homie, that's what everyone else does

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