>drips oil everywhere

>drips oil everywhere
is there a more convenient form of bacon available?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can still use that; throw it into the oven on a wire pan @325°F for 40-50 minutes.
    Save the melted fat in a mason jar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it takes 11 minutes max to cook bacon in a skillet, why would you ever put it in the oven?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA
        It's way that messy that way, It's pretty SOP in restaurants and resort kitchens.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if it's messy your doing it wrong. start with a cold pan, and as soon as the water shows on the top of the bacon, dab it off. it won't splatter anywhere near as much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Way less messy
        Dammit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cleaner fat retention (drips and pools below the wire mesh).
        Also, cooking it in a skillet, it shrivels.
        Oven cooked bacon preserves the length better, and has better use for making extra BLT sandwiches.
        No smoke, either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how to explain it, but oven cooked bacon gives it a kind of crispiness that I think is better than pan fried. I'd describe it as a soft crisp rather than a hard crisp. Though I cook my bacon 400°F for 20-30 minutes unlike the other anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Save the melted fat in a mason jar.

      never understood why whitoids do this shit.
      >huuuh let me pour my old slop over my new slop what's heart disease never heard of it!!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Crispy bacon SUCKS. Bacon should be tender, and chewy! Chewy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just eat it raw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leaf detected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tender
      >chewy
      Pick one

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's pouring the grease down the sink drain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >checked
      Based liquid monkey-wrencher

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not_my_problem.jpeg

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even grease it's juice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's ALL of it.
            Sneed oils and shit are probably fine to dump down the drain, since they stay liquid at cooler temps, but animal fats and saturated oils like Coconut, and palm oils are what cause the plumbing nightmares.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        americans are even disgusting when they tryn to be 'healthy'

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's like that at Shoney's, coastie. I bet you don't even pour maple syrup on your bacon, do you? I'm so glad I don't live in a dystopian urban bug hive.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hardwood smoked?
    BULLSHIT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You appologize to Mr. Hardwood.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turkey bacon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >save fat in fridge
    why it's shelf stable and can be left out for weeks in a covered can.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it doesn't smell idiot it's covered, and the reason it is covered is to keep dust out of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It smells. You're just used to it. Everyone who enters your home immediately knows you have a cat.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah if you stick your nose in the can, otherwise you cannot smell it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easier for some than others...
      Check'em!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she could hold 20 pencils under those flat bags.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yum, I want to lick her entire body

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Neanderthal face, tits, and body
        No thanks, I know where that comes from.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Digits
          Well, you aren't wrong, and your get looks like a glitchy date on an old VHS tape.
          Back to the bacon!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your get looks like a glitchy date on an old VHS tape
            I keep telling people OLEDs are a scam. Turn down your brightness down and don't use it for shit that's anything other than video/gaming or the image just burns in permanently.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My 2016 LG C6 has over 10k hours and is fine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A nice pair of fried eggs to go with the bacon.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like precooked bacon if bacon jerky isn't available or the price suggests one or the other is more affordable.
    Lard is so cheap that there is no real excuse for buying it. Cotton oil is so vile that it makes soybean oil look desirable in comparison.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't make your eggs in the bacon fat afterward? What's wrong with you?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just microwave it on a plate with a paper towel on top.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >As gud as bacon cooked from raw?
    No
    >Pretty darned gud?
    Yep.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You set your oven to 400 or something and then put the bacon in for like 20 minutes do not preheat. and it will be perfect every time then after it's cooled off just mop up the grease with paper towel or put tinfoil in the baking sheet before you place the bacon.

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