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>dropped all the corn
Pick up a handful of the corn and toss it over your right shoulder for luck.
Just leave it..someone elses problem now
Sprinkle some pixie dust on your innovative plating and wait for your Michelin star.
the dirt of the floor seasons the corn
Suicide by cramming
Put it in the toilet before mom checks your poo so she doesn't know you didn't eat your veggies.
Rejoice and go buy some actual food.
Go to the corn store dumbass, they're not gonna be happy though never are
eat it off the ground like the dog you are
you will now be healthy because corn is sugary garbage
The kernels have fallen.
try not to slip on it and fall
immediately whip out your phone and take an image of it like the drone you are instead of cleaning it up
You seem a little cornfused there, bud
Off yourself, you retarded queef sucker.
Drop the spaghetti as well.
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