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What if we put tomato, cheese and basil together and call it a salad? LMAO

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the problem. At least there are no candy bars in it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty good, but I prefer to use halved cherry tomatoes, and those little mozzarella pearls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mozzarella pearls
      They're so much better it's insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How dainty!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried it? That daint (cherry tomatoes and pearl mozzarella) will absolutely pwn you.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if we cooked a cow and called it an entree

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yo what if we put iceberg lettuce and carrot shavings together and called it a salad!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid we had salad in the cafeteria and it was exactly that bullshit. People wonder why kids don't like salad when they think of it as a bowl of lettuce. I didn't taste a real salad until I was already a man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah you think salad is your ally? You merely adopted carrots. You were born in a cafeteria, molded by it. You didn't see a real salad until you were already a man and by then it was nothing to you but lettuce and carrots

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's still a better idea than macaroni salad or meat salad, which are disgusting and pointless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if I put macaroni elbows in my fleischsalat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As long as you do it behind closed doors, it's nobody's business

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eating meat and pasta is pointless
      ok buddy sure

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As opposed to lettuce? There's no flavor. Everything there has flavor.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salad on a stick. Your argument is now invalid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >asian silica wood skewers
      Just like my zia used to make back in Bagnoli del Trigno

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    italians are so fat that they can't eat their vegetables without adding a bunch of cheese to it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese is expensive, how do Americans afford it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we get free cheese

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a country!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That shit was high key fire, don't even lie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's really sad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a tiny block of mozzarella is like 15 bucks.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >getting mad about caprese salads

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't we have some autistic frick post a thread about how salads always had nothing but lettuce or some bullshit?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is another great summer salad, if you grow your tomatoes and basil.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caprese is food of the gods. I never get tired of it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's delicious, filling, yet light and refreshing. especially with some nice toasted bread and extra olive oil and coarse grain sea salt, it's a fantastic salad whats to complain about?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >put that between a sandwich
    I'm a genius.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dumb frogposter
      no you're a virgin

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Italian food in a nutshell. Pasta with cheese is low class trash food just like mac and cheese.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's no pasta in there

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