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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    POORgayS NEED NOT APPLY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everytime i had a crumbl cookie is was both crumbly, dry and it was like eating the popcorn shells that get stuck between your teeth or gums? yeah they were shit. All sugar and no favor in the slightest. the fastest way to frick up a cookie is not even make the basic sugar decent but adding other junk on top of that will never improve the their cookies. id rather save money and get me a few krispy kremes or when it comes to cookies i buy the most it would be pic related or some short bread box cookies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The blueberry ones are awesome. Never tried the others.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tates are what happens when you want to eat cardboard sprinkled with cookie flavor on top

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        should be called Taint's because they taste like ass and balls

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One just opened near me and its always packed, Like 16 bucks for 4 cookies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I can understand desserts that take some effort to make. You know, dough rising, decoration, other prep. But cookies? Make your own batch in like 30 minutes homie wtf are you doing??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One just opened near me and its always packed
      Same shit with ROYAL DONUTS here and then it closed down a few months later. Before that, bubble tea shops. Just fad after fad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wheeew, miss me with that gay shit, I'd much rather cook them myself, even less so if they are a chain, chains are the root of all evil

      logo looks like a wienernballs penetrating

      I'd be willing to bet that's on purpose

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    logo looks like a wienernballs penetrating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love Crumbl now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really man, get some help

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're good though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're really not though. I'm sorry that you've only ever had garbage cookies to compare against.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your comment
        speaking of garbage../

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m hacking phlegm after eating it though

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    was messing around with a chick that was a manager of one of these joints. was great and got for free until she left :/ good cookies but def not worth the price

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are making me fat they are like 800 a pop and the flavors switch each week

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe that’s why she ended it with me lmao. she wouldn’t even tell me the flavors coming up next week. it’s like some massive nda shit they have to sign

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just opened near me like 3 weeks ago, how many varieties do they have?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to strangle the liberal marketing majors who make shitty names like this. If it was named "crumble" I might not actively avoid it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is sad they lost your sale seething chud incel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone actually is moron. You not understanding this is one of the reasons you're poor, stupid, and easy to manipulate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to make a tech start up called crumb.ly

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer my cookies being chewy and frick

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get a CHiP Smart Cookie Oven and you can have cookies at home

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great it can go next to my juicero

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tempered glass lid
      My oven has this
      >Multicolor LEDS
      >Capacitative touch switches
      >Expressive voice
      My oven doesn't need this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does my cookie cooker need to talk?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy meds!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hes right, why are computers always trhing to talk frick that shit, same as like smart fridges and shit, just make something that works

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just stop asking questions and embrace the borg hivemind anon. You vill engage in mindless conversation with your fridge and like zit! Now back to ze lithium fields drone, there's vork to be done!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why zoomers feel the need to make threads shitting on things that nobody on Culinaly ever talks about. I get that you’re probably still in high school and on all the social media, but seriously, nobody here gives a shit.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some new dating app?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a huge chain with huge presence and stature

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do these places stay open, mediocre overpriced cookies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      females and office sycophants

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you guys don't actually buy crumbl cookies cuz the owners are bigoted Mormon scum!

      cuz its a mormon scam and they are funded by billions in bullshit tax free investments, and mormonism forbids drugs/alcohol so they turn to sugar to cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mormons are scum and I will not support their business of overpriced cookies

        Indeed friend Mormons should be locked off America with the their israeli amigos

        Who hurt you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      females and office sycophants

      I hope you guys don't actually buy crumbl cookies cuz the owners are bigoted Mormon scum!

      cuz its a mormon scam and they are funded by billions in bullshit tax free investments, and mormonism forbids drugs/alcohol so they turn to sugar to cope

      Not a Mormon scam, they just eat a lot of sugar since everything else is forbidden. It's how these places can stay in business in the Mormon regions when they would fail anywhere else.

      See Sodalicious, Swig, and Fiiz for examples. Menus that'd make your stomach ache just to read. Used to see people lined up to get their sugar bombs.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of these just opened near me, can't wait to see how long it takes to go out of business. They've vastly overestimated how yuppie this town is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow nj bro?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mormons are scum and I will not support their business of overpriced cookies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed friend Mormons should be locked off America with the their israeli amigos

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A vendor brought in two boxes of these cookies a few weeks ago to my work. They taste fine but there's just so much fricking sugar I could only have about half of a cookie. Not worth the money, glad they were free.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I ate a crumbl, my ass exploded. 10/10 approved by Chuck Norris

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nurse bait.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit costs way too much, but I really like that they hate gay people and trannies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also make white women super fat though.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was walking through town with my friend a couple weeks ago and we decided to stop in here to see what it was about. The inside was legitimately smaller than a Dominoes, and there was a line out the door by the time we got to the order kiosk thing. As soon as I saw that a SINGLE cookie was $4 we got the frick out of there. None of them looked good anyways, they looked disgustingly indulgent and overloaded with sugar and shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for mormons and white women who allow themselves one (or maybe two teehee) a day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All good till you realizes these sons of b***hes are 800 calories a piece. That's how these fat white b***hes pack on the pounds

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          good i love thick girls

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you spend your money on food from a company that uses outdated tech branding with the skipped vowels?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no such thing as undercooked cookies only overcooked

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these cookies are what's getting popular in my area Tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Levain? More like, Levant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK now THOSE look nice

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based now I know what this random charge every other black person has on their credit card is when they call and need me to go through the transactions. I just thought it was one of those pay-in-4 or some kind of "software insurance charge" type pseudo-products since it's on there a lot but they never say it's fraud.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crumbl is insanely overpriced but I'll be damned if they aren't some of the best cookies I've ever had, even if they are insanely sweet. It's impossible to eat one at once it's so sugary.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to cook though :

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would trade tobias harris for one of these

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like making cookies myself. I enjoy that process just as much as eating them. It's comfy.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things like this just make me frustrated and jealous because we're living through an era of insane inflation, but apparently theres still enough people without a fricking care in the world who can spend infinite money on these overpriced trendy foods. Which are probably actually fricking tasty! While i have to meter out every penny on groceries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a better job moron-kun

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try the Costco food court chocolate chip cookie that replaced their churros. Same size as a Crumbl but half the price.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom always made cookies growing up. Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin (the good kind), ginger cookies, peanut butter, snickerdoodles: you name it. They were always so fresh and chewy and soft. It literally ruined me: I can never stoop to store-bought cookies. They just taste wrong.

    i luv u mom

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are closer to little cakes than cookies to me.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna be honest, I like their Kentucky butter cookie a lot. The saltiness of the butter really balances out how sweat it is, and it’s served warm. Pretty good!

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