Each time i've tried to order a Chicken Sandwich from Circle K through UberEats, it's basically just three Chicken Nuggets in disguise.

Each time i've tried to order a Chicken Sandwich from Circle K through UberEats, it's basically just three Chicken Nuggets in disguise.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's what you're ordering though

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You posted the advertisement and it's clearly 3 chicken nuggies. There's no disguise anon

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND FURTHERMORE a cheep nuggie sandwich with some lettuce and mayo sounds nice to me

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that shit cost more than 99 cents I'd be real fricking upset

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >99 cents
      Get real grandpa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry let me rephrase. If you pay any amount of money for the meal in the picture, you are moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $0.99 retail price
      $0.08 sales tax
      $9.00 delivery fee
      $4.50 service fee
      $1.35 service tax
      $5.00 tip
      =======
      $20.92 for being too lazy to go up to the Circle K.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >order a Chicken Sandwich from Circle K through UberEats

    You're too lazy to drag your ass to a convenience store? Do you order slurpees and big gulps through there too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really ugly and have poor hygiene. It's better for everyone that my food get dropped off at the front door and not retrieved until the delivery driver is gone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not retrieved until the delivery driver is gone.

        You wouldn't like me as a delivery driver then. I stay at the door every time until the fatty or incel is forced to come out. It's hilarious fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have poor hygiene
        Meaning what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you better fricking listen to me. I worked for 10 years in retail Hell in a gas station. Unless you're so unironically ugly and poorly hygienic that mother's sheild their children's eyes when you enter a room, you're not too ugly to go to the gas station and buy a fricking hotdog.

        You are wasting an obscene amount of money on literally the lowest tier of food in terms of taste and health because you perceive yourself as too ugly to go to the fricking gas station.

        The only retail establishment with a zero bar of entry. The only retail establishment that will not ban unruly customers. The only retail establishment that cares more about a $0.09 profit on a pack of gum that gets stolen twice over and completely fricks over profit margins for the gun. It's literally the Waffle House except instead of being trained to fight back, you're trained to curl up into a ball on the floor behind the counter after hitting the silent alarm and giving the $50 you're allowed to have in the drawer to someone strung out on oxys.

        Go to the fricking Circle K and buy the goddamn hotdog instead of wasting $20 and the delivery drivers time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can confirm, I'm the cook in a gas station that sells fried chicken and I only feel safe because I have sharp knives and boiling oil within arm's reach at all times

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you've made me afraid of the other people there.

          >have poor hygiene
          Meaning what?

          Since I rarely go out, I rarely find showering worthwhile. On the rare occasion I do go out somewhere because I have no other choice, it's not unusual to come home and discover someone has sprayed perfume or some other scent on my clothes to try to cover the smell. I didn't understand why this was happening the first couple of times because I can't smell myself but then I saw a documentary about Steve Jobs and apparently the same was true for when he gave up showering and couldn't smell himself either even though everyone else said he stunk like a dead cow who fell into a pile of manure. It's not that my nose doesn't work, I can smell the perfume or whatever, I just can't smell myself but apparently it can be awful if I've gone a couple of weeks without a shower.

          >not retrieved until the delivery driver is gone.

          You wouldn't like me as a delivery driver then. I stay at the door every time until the fatty or incel is forced to come out. It's hilarious fun.

          Hope you have no other orders that night because I am outwaiting you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Steve Jobs was absolutely fricked in the head stupid in a lot of ways, and thought that showering was unnecessary because he only ate fruit and that negates the need for showers. Apple paid good money for those PR "documentaries" about him to gloss over his supreme idiocy. The reason that you can't smell your unwashed self is because everyone goes noseblind to their own personal "scent". It's built into our brains.

            You don't sound like you're a fricked in the head moron. You sound depressed. Small things like showering and leaving the house to go to a place you rarely visit to purchase a hot dog from a real life human being and absorbing Vitamin D into your body through the sun can help with that.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in disguise.

    So not at all like in the presentation photo where it's clearly visible?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I worked at mcdonalds I would do the same shit and laugh my ass off about it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you guys got beer at 7-eleven?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Real Hot Dogs

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On a related note, I tried the chicken sandwich at Raising Cane's yesterday (first time I'd ever been to one) and it was so disappointing. Just 3 tenders in a bun. And not very flavorful. Even the sauce was just salt, really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raising Cane’s is dogshit. They opened a new location in my neighborhood, but after the initial flood of interest, it was sparsely populated at lunchtime on a Saturday. People figured out it was garbage. I wonder how long that location will last.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ordering from a gas station on uberEats

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're going to pay the extortionate UberEats delivery rates for artery-clogging fast food, at least have the self-respect to order from an actual resteraunt instead of a literal gas station

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