Earl grey tea tastes like an old man

Earl grey tea tastes like an old man

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop sucking off old man

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always reminded me of soap.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't all have ready access to old men

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn right it does

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not drinking your tea out of a covered double wall vacuum insulated metal cup in the future

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tea drinkers know that ceramic is the superior vessel for consuming hot tea. Glass is ok, but there is no need for some insulated nonsense when drinking tea.

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        Earl grey tea tastes like an old man

        It's the bergamot that does that.

        It always reminded me of soap.

        Makes sense, soap does use oil and fragrance, so you've probably used/smelled bergamot scented soap before. Lavender is so overused in stuff it bothers me when it is in my tea.

        decaf
        >b-b-but it taste bad!
        Deal with it like I do

        It just strips all the tea flavor out when its decaf though. Like why?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a hooligan and a menace !

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss tea and coffee, but I will not have another caffeine relapse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait,what happened bro?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was really productive for 2 hours one time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          with adhd it makes you exhausted and coffee only makes it worse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caffeine relapse
      how much you consumed to begin with?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not enough imo to warranty such an ill effect after stopping cold turkey. typically 1 cup plain coffee after breakfast(occasionally with cream), 1 soda mid day and in the winter some tea after dinner(sometimes with honey).

        Wait,what happened bro?

        24/7 migraine for damn near 3 months. so bad it fucked with my equilibrium. felt I was dying.

        decaf
        >b-b-but it taste bad!
        Deal with it like I do

        I dont even play with the idea of substitutes. if I want something warm to sip I'll have broth. if I need something to keep my palate active I'll sip on whisky, rum or yak.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What was your tolerance? At one point I was probably 800mg / day to function

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could handle more. I miss getting the jitters when drinking a couple BAWLS every friday and saturday night during the LAN days.

            >24/7 migraine for damn near 3 months. so bad it fucked with my equilibrium. felt I was dying.

            Damn dude, I’ve quit/relapsed with caffeine probably 10 times or so at this point, one time I tried that cold turkey method, holy shit never again. Now I just use a method of slowly reducing the caffeine amount over 5 days and then quit with pretty much zero pain.

            If you had a migraine for 3 months afterwards, you should never touch that shit ever again. I guess everyone's body is different. I heard somewhere that your brain gets 20% less blood to it when you’re on caffeine as compared to being off of it, probably has something to do with the head aches.

            I made the mistake of thinking a single Pepsi with some delivery pizza would be no big deal. I'm kicking myself to this day because I still dont feel 100% as I will get surges of vertigo very sporadically.
            >20% less blood
            if anything it feels like the opposite. probably need to be examined but i dont feel like going through the same old bullshit with todays doctors just to be in the same position I am now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >24/7 migraine for damn near 3 months. so bad it fucked with my equilibrium. felt I was dying.

          Damn dude, I’ve quit/relapsed with caffeine probably 10 times or so at this point, one time I tried that cold turkey method, holy shit never again. Now I just use a method of slowly reducing the caffeine amount over 5 days and then quit with pretty much zero pain.

          If you had a migraine for 3 months afterwards, you should never touch that shit ever again. I guess everyone's body is different. I heard somewhere that your brain gets 20% less blood to it when you’re on caffeine as compared to being off of it, probably has something to do with the head aches.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      decaf
      >b-b-but it taste bad!
      Deal with it like I do

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it tasted like Fruit Loops

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you associate the smell of bergamot with old men.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it’s called earl grey for a reason

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tory tea

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter bergamot oil good for the stomach

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure does, now run along and drink your Prime or Monster or whatever the fuck you usually drink when you're not sucking off old men.

    More tea for the tea drinkers.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earl grey tastes of wet leaves, at least until you properly fix it with a bit of lemon.

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