>easier to store in the fridge. >easier to pour into a glass. >easier to throw away or recycle

>easier to store in the fridge
>easier to pour into a glass
>easier to throw away or recycle

Bagged milk is simply superior in every way. This is an objective fact.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree your mom's milk taste great in the hose fleshbags of hers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VrR2kfc.jpg

      How is it easier to store in a fridge? What is so difficult about a rectangle?
      I also fail to understand what is difficult about pouring milk out of a jug. Although I have yet to experience the pleasure of bagged milk. Unless we're talking about your moms milk bags.

      Cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Listen I'll chat about bagged milk if you want. Don't come at me with these cope seeth dial 8 rock paper scissors shenanigans

        https://i.imgur.com/idobknM.jpg

        >my microplastic slop is better than yours
        why can't Americans into glass bottles?

        It exists just usually its the "special" milk. I used to live next to a dairy farm and got raw milk from them, always came in massive glass jars but that was mainly because you needed to scoop the fat off some how.

        It's truly insane how much the remove from raw milk. We are being scammed I tell you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's truly insane how much the remove from raw milk
          Skim = 1%
          Reduced = 2%
          Whole = 4%

          They are stealing >95% of the fat from milk to make crap like cream and butter so they can sell you 2-3 products from the same milk volume.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you know that if they left all the cream in the milk a gallon would still only hold a gallon, right?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is it easier to store in a fridge? What is so difficult about a rectangle?
    I also fail to understand what is difficult about pouring milk out of a jug. Although I have yet to experience the pleasure of bagged milk. Unless we're talking about your moms milk bags.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK bagged milk, all my homies HATE bagged milk

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my microplastic slop is better than yours
    why can't Americans into glass bottles?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1.5% fat
      Anon does that even count as milk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Americans can into glass bottles, but even the states that refuse to stock it are doing better than bagged milk. God forbid you want to use less than an entire bag every time you want milk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >use less than an entire bag every time you want milk.
        You just leave the open bag in the fridge. The milk isn't going to immediately spoil from a little air exposure after opening, and your family is probably drinking at least a bag/day anyway.

        Bagged milk is also the norm in some Euro countries. Nothing will be as kino as glass bottles but bags aren't really a problem to use, and they do save a lot of space in the trash. (Don't talk to me about "recycling", none of your food plastic is getting recycled unless you mean "burned for energy").

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You just leave the open bag in the fridge
          >once you let go the milk spills everywhere
          Nice job, moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Bagged milk is also the norm in some Euro countries.
          I've never seen bagged milk in any European countries.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >never visited the Principality of Sealand
            Why even have an EU passport if you're not going to use it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Principality of Sealand
              lmao that "country" is just an oilrig?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >a bag per family per day
          do leaves really?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            different leaf here, it's a bit of an exageration (i hope) but when i was a wee lad we'd go through three bags a week, mind you it was a decent sized family but still.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks the bag holds itself up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Overweiss dairy in Wisconsin puts them in glass bottles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't Americans into glass bottles?
      Because manufacturing and shipping glass bottles would cost a few pennies more per unit, so instead companies would rather just poison us and create more plastic that will eventually find its way into the ocean and groundwater.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't Americans into glass bottles?
      Because manufacturing and shipping glass bottles would cost a few pennies more per unit, so instead companies would rather just poison us and create more plastic that will eventually find its way into the ocean and groundwater.

      I can go to literally any grocery store in my area and buy milk in a glass bottle you dumb obsessed homosexuals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then why are you buying it in fricking bags instead?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I live in a real country, we don't have bagged milk here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Glass is expensive and no one recycles it properly.

      All this pointless bickering aside, has anyone ever modded a refrigerator water dispenser to dispense chilled milk from a bag, or daresay, a keg? I'd paint my fridge with cow spots, and put a little milking stool in front to take a load off while filling a nice cold glass of 'ilk. Or you could put your mouth right on the robotic teat and suckle directly from the square humming cyberbeast. I'm not saying there needs to be a bluetooth speaker for moo sounds, but I'm also not not saying that. Frick cybertrucks, give us REAL innovation. Give us MILKTECH.

      Nice idea, but maintaining and cleaning that would be such a pain, unlike just a water filter.

      But it's less wasteful since you re-use the same pitcher again and again... and you can get really, really nice pitchers in Canada. When young Canadians get permission from Ontario to move out and get their own homes, they'll typically get an inexpensive "starter" model for their canabloc apartment... and then later upgrade after getting a new job, promotion, buying a home, or other life milestones. Newly married couples are traditionally gifted a fancy Wedding Pitcher by the bride's family (but that is intended more for display than daily use). Fine milk pitchers are often bequeathed as inheritance, and Canada's ruling families possess ancestral pitchers that are centuries old... going back to the time when milk was stored in beaver-skin bags. You should really visit the Milk Museum in Vancouver if you get a chance.

      Personally, I have my grandmother's antique silver pitcher for special occasions like Canadian Thanksgiving... but for my "daily milker" I use Courseau Imperator 1L speed pitcher, made from a lightweight composite material with a "quick-release" inner coating for faster bag changes. It cost a month's wage, but when the girls see it, it really gets that maple syrup flowin, nawmsayn?

      Less wasteful.. Than a plastic bag, the same thing the carton is made of, but the carton can be reused, while the bag has an awkward corner cut out of it and unless you use a twisty tie or clip is virtually useless once empty and thus tossed. Actual. moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fresh milk
      Based
      >semi-skimmed milk
      Cringe
      Also, I think paper cartons are the superior milk container, you don't get microplastics and you don't have to deal with price increases or inane returnable bottle schemes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they are lined with PE on the inside
        but they are superior because the milk does not get exposed to light

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look at the size of the country, realise people live in every part; think of how the logistics would work for the entire country trying to collect, wash and reship bottles around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Black folk and hispanics can't use a fricking trash can that's why.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having to buy a pitcher for it.
    Clearly it isn't.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's all written in bad french next to english
    is there anything more cucked than being a Canadian?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >30 years without a stanley cup
    Lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know, it's embarrassing right? They're only like 50 bucks, yolo bro.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in canada, pepes are posted on bags

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >easier to store in the fridge
    It rolls around randomly until it finds equilibrium. You can't just set it upright like a proper container. And that becomes even more of a problem once you open it.

    >easier to pour into a glass
    You have to have a tool to open it without spilling and then hold it up carefully with both hands unless you have another special tool to contain the milk (a tool that is built in to a proper milk jug).

    >easier to throw away
    It's exactly as easy to throw away a plastic jug as it is a plastic bag
    >...or recycle
    Do you still believe in the tooth fairy, too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You just leave the open bag in the fridge
      >once you let go the milk spills everywhere
      Nice job, moron.

      YOU PUT THE OPEN BAG IN A PITCHER.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >needing a pitcher
        A jug IS a pitcher.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I SLAMMED MY PENIS INTO YOUR MUM.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a jug/carton with extra steps moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But it's less wasteful since you re-use the same pitcher again and again... and you can get really, really nice pitchers in Canada. When young Canadians get permission from Ontario to move out and get their own homes, they'll typically get an inexpensive "starter" model for their canabloc apartment... and then later upgrade after getting a new job, promotion, buying a home, or other life milestones. Newly married couples are traditionally gifted a fancy Wedding Pitcher by the bride's family (but that is intended more for display than daily use). Fine milk pitchers are often bequeathed as inheritance, and Canada's ruling families possess ancestral pitchers that are centuries old... going back to the time when milk was stored in beaver-skin bags. You should really visit the Milk Museum in Vancouver if you get a chance.

          Personally, I have my grandmother's antique silver pitcher for special occasions like Canadian Thanksgiving... but for my "daily milker" I use Courseau Imperator 1L speed pitcher, made from a lightweight composite material with a "quick-release" inner coating for faster bag changes. It cost a month's wage, but when the girls see it, it really gets that maple syrup flowin, nawmsayn?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As is tradition

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See and this is where bagged milk falls apart. How is having a bag of milk sitting in a pitcher any better than just a carton/jug? It's literally the same except worse because you can't seal it.

        Its not like I hate bagged milk, I just hate homies who defend it. YOU DRINK MILK FROM A BAG.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          theres a small hole in the bag so theres no real air exchange. and its the convenience of just grabbing the jug and pouring vs taking off a cap and putting it back on.
          its like Amazon 1 click. you would never expect the convenience of saving a click or 2 would be significant but it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow milk cartons are like 30 years old and the technology is foreign to you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no real air exchange
            This homie straight up don't understand how air works

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I do

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just like the sound they make whwn you smack someone in the face with one

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All this pointless bickering aside, has anyone ever modded a refrigerator water dispenser to dispense chilled milk from a bag, or daresay, a keg? I'd paint my fridge with cow spots, and put a little milking stool in front to take a load off while filling a nice cold glass of 'ilk. Or you could put your mouth right on the robotic teat and suckle directly from the square humming cyberbeast. I'm not saying there needs to be a bluetooth speaker for moo sounds, but I'm also not not saying that. Frick cybertrucks, give us REAL innovation. Give us MILKTECH.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In swedish schools you used to have these machines when i was a kid, the.milk was dispensed from a rubbery tube/teat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i remember those from my stint in low security prison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They used these to dispense milk/cream for coffee drinks back when I worked at Dunkin Donuts in high school, let me tell you those things get absolutely disgusting inside and they're a b***h to clean assuming anyone even bothers to do it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From what I remember these machines had bagged milk inside them and every bag had their own tube so you never needed to clean it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting, the one I'm familiar with had refillable reservoirs, so it was pretty frickin nasty

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure the person who designed the version I'm familiar with had seen the one you're familiar with and wanted to make it a bit less nasty (or they were forced to due to health & safety laws)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guess what the milk is actually in in that machine?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine a childhood without milk jug crafts
    why even live?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bagged milk has always been canadian moron insanity and their obsession with it is only proof that they are desperate for something, anything, that means they are somehow different from Americans instead of merely worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually worse than that:
      >With Canada's conversion to the metric system in the 1970s, bottles, jugs, and cartons had to be thrown out, re-designed, and manufactured in metric units, while milk bag packaging machines could easily be resized.
      >the consumer public preferred plastic jugs for years, but largely accepted the new containers in parts of Ontario, Quebec and the Maritimes in the 1970s.[5] Regulation in Ontario that required retailers to collect a deposit on milk jugs, but not bags, also motivated the practice.

      That's right, Canadians buy milk in cuck bags because they don't have enough money for a Jug Loicense and can't buy milk in ILLEGAL QUANTITIES.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The part that's funniest to me is that they switched to metric and as an entire industry they decided "hm, we couldn't possibly just keep selling gallons of milk but change the label to say whatever the equivalent in liters is, that would be insane" and instead just decided to sell people milk in plastic bags for the next 50 years

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bagged milk is simply superior in every way. This is an objective fact.
    plastic bag milk, that's 100% how you get gyno

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    microplastics?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have to put it into a pitcher to put it into a glass
    so can't drink it as it is, can't pour it into a glass as it is. go away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not op but you can 100% just put a hole on the bag and suck the delicious cow juice from the plastic tit like a shop vac

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it would be a lot of pressure to suck all that down in one go

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NGMI

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bagged milk is so weird. i think it's neat if you drink it a lot, or with a family. what i find strange is that you need to use your own container. which most likely does not close all the way like a milk carton does.

    for me, it's dilk

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >easier to store in the fridge
    not true
    >easier to pour into a glass
    not true
    >easier to throw away or recycle
    true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not true
      >not true
      Sure, but it's not worse, either.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, powdered milk is superior in every way and this is ACTUALLY an objective fact.

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