All things food and drink.
What would you do?
I'd take the morning train.
Would you work from 9 to 5 and then?
George was wrong. No the doily didnt matter. Yes it was covered in germs because it was under the garbage can lid. It was inside the can, so it's garbage.
what if it was an open can, no lid?
I would be less inclined to shame him, although I still wouldn't condone taking food out of any garbage can open or otherwise
He doesnt even know why it was in the garbage can to begin with
It may have fallen on the floor or something
George is me
I am George.
If it was perfectly nestled on top the trash like that he'll yeah I would
I already know I would
I would stare at it longingly but I'd never touch food that's crossed the plane of the trash can
I've worked in a restaurant kitchen.
I've seen and done much worse.
this is only acceptable in India where they recycle their food.
I knew a girl named Claire who was a bit of a ho so we called her eclair cuz she was rated E for everyone.
Not as bad as double dipping.
my marriage has included multiple talks with my wife about how it isn't funny anymore that I eat floor chicken, or bonus m&ms found under her car seat, or five-second-rule sausages. I just pop it in my mouth, say it tastes fine and smile. if I saw that eclair it'd be in my stomach instantly. deep down she loves it
how much sex do you have, anon
I'm usually the one turning it down. 1-2 times a week, in year 13. my libido is way lower than hers
interesting...eat some asparagus and oysters. Give her some big Os, you'll be thankful even if you don't get your rocks off.
I just ate a Hispanicy McChicken out of my trash. it was still in the bag tho all good.
>So, you see an eclair in the receptacle. You think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
Jerry was right.
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