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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind fertilizing that egg, if you comprehend my insinuation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you want to shit in his grill?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The elites don’t want you to know this, but the grills at the park are free, you can shit in them, I have defiled 458 grills

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Birds shit on park grills all the time. You've defiled nothing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >birds
            No mere avian can compete with the vile, putrid sludge that spews from my inflamed ringmeat toward yon rusted iron grates and drips betwixt the bars upon the bed of dusty coal below.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't care. It all washes off in the rain and burns off.
              Park grills are the most soulful way to grill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your 2-second petroleum fireball does nothing except lightly sear my foul leavings for extra malliard umami in those black grill marks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does he shit in the grill, anons?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're not grills, they're dogshit incinerators used mostly by park staff, and the "haha look it's a public grill, i'll cook my food here" joke is getting kind of old.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dogshit incinerators
              then why does it have a grill?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When it turns to embers you can utilize the heat for making jerky.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why is it that in literally every single thread that mentions park grills you or an identical copy of you shows up and makes the same tired joke about hobos shitting in public grills?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. Shitting in public grills is for EVERYONE, not just hobos.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just public grills. It's any time any kind of grill is mentioned. There is an anon here with a shitting in grills fetish.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's moronic, but just the right kind of moronic that makes it funny.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open fire

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kamado Joes are slightly better but we party with eggchads too.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we got BLUE eggs out here

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proof Quagmire browses Culinaly and Culinaly

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to go to a rich yuppy swinger key party and eat delicious BBQ off a $1000 grill.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >key party
        do those still exist?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably, Millennials have faux-nostalgia for everything that happened in the 70s.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            80s and 90s.
            millennials hate the 70s.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we all know that everybody visits Culinaly.
      all of media steals everything from us.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M E A T F I B E R S

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how nice it would be to take a big heaping shit in that grill.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The heat of the grill cooks the shit.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terminal Culinaly brain

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