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Diet soda, but i usually drink milk. I am not mexican and here where i live our coffee is much more stronger than the american coffee. You just can't drink this shit and eat something salty like bacon.
Eat these individually, do you like them separate? If yes, you'll like them together.
>Why not orange juice or soda?
You can substitute the coffee for whatever drink you want.
Hell, you can substitute the entire dish for others stuff. The point of an "America Breakfast" is that you use stuff you got and make a meal from it. >Don't like bacon?
Try it with a thick slab of ham or breakfast sausage. >I don't want bread
You can try it with hash browns or pancakes instead. >I don't want sunnyside-up eggs
Well, I guess eggs are the only thing you can't change. But you can eat them scrambled, over-easy, poached, or soft-boiled if you don't like sunnyside-up.
Everything about this picture seems off. Those eggs look bizarre and the bacon looks plastic. The toast is incredibly tiny. The coffee and OJ, despite looking the most normal, stand out strangely due to them dwarfing the plate and pan.
But i always see them motherfrickers eating that shit on places like this >>2 liter bottle of pepsi
kek
Not an amerimutt,but why wouldn't it be? That bacon is terrible though and over easy is the most gaygodocious way of cooking eggs there is. God I hate americans so much.
Maybe eggs and bacon are fine since both are salty but hell, why would drink coffee while eating something salty like eggs and bacon?
Yes ok no to the coffee. Americans get told by tv that they must drink coffee first thing in the morning and every hour after that. Disgusting mutts. I'd just have a glass of water personally but some straight fruit juice could be nice. Although of course the fat moronic americ**ts will be drinking concentrate, because they're disgusting slime.
>Incapable of comprehending that people enjoy coffee in the morning >Advocates for drinking what's basically pure sugar instead >Absolutely fricking obsessed
Hope you remembered to renew your homosexual license this month so the constable doesn't have to come by and revoke your wienersucking privileges
Funny part is that coffee is only more popular than tea here because those euro fafs tried to rip us off and we got so pissed off about it we destroyed what would be a few million dollars worth and started a war about it
Err, no I said I'd rather have water. I know it's hard, but please try to keep your few moronic braincells engaged for long enough to form a coherent argument.
>Americans get told by tv that they must drink coffee first thing in the morning and every hour after that. Disgusting mutts. I'd just have a glass of water personally but some straight fruit juice could be nice.
Wow it must be nice to just get selective amnesia at will to forget all the moronic shit you say, great way to keep your self esteem up despite being one of God's mistakes
That’s a diner. Good stuff. And the eggs and bacon go with either toast or hash browns for contrast. Some people like juice in the morning but that’s personal preference. Plus most this sort of breakfast isn’t the actual standard, most people have cereal or a frozen item first thing in the morning.
If you ever visit the US they’re fairly common and pretty affordable. I wouldn’t get your hopes too high, a lot of diners are honestly quite cheap and low quality.
I wouldn't get my hopes high thinking about the diners. I know i will never be american and thats fricking kills me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There aren't really any diners left, except in like New Jersey and they're basically touristy nostalgia inducers that don't really have authentic diner food
>tfw you will never have a waitress with a beehive hairdo and cats eye glasses on a chain yell out "one burger still mooing, drag it through the garden, side of spuds"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn, for real? I thought you could find like a dozen different diners in a few minutes anywhere
2 years ago
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anon...I...It's all Waffle Houses, IHOPs, and Denny's now
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol nah dude, 99% of America is chain restaurants. Basically only the big cities have a bunch of privately owned restaurants, and they're not diners. It's a homogenized corporate landscape. Sucks dick. The same shit everywhere you go. Hollywood is fantasy.
>Damn, for real?
Greed tore society apart and now our diners are disappearing, thanks to those who shall go unnamed. If you find one you like as an American, you visit it enough until they beg you to continue the business.
>when i finally visit 'merica all of the diners wiil be ruined
life is hell
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol nah dude, 99% of America is chain restaurants. Basically only the big cities have a bunch of privately owned restaurants, and they're not diners. It's a homogenized corporate landscape. Sucks dick. The same shit everywhere you go. Hollywood is fantasy.
2 years ago
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Anywhere that's not an absolute flyover shithole will have plenty of local restaurants, and even those places usually have them, they might just be shit. There's 4 local diners within walking distance of my house and I definitely don't live in a "big city"
2 years ago
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What state? That's not been my experience at all.
2 years ago
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Virginia, but it's been the case literally everywhere I've traveled. Wife's got family who live in the middle of buttfrick Kentucky we go to visit sometimes and even out there they've got a bunch of decent local cafes and shit.
2 years ago
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>Damn, for real?
Greed tore society apart and now our diners are disappearing, thanks to those who shall go unnamed. If you find one you like as an American, you visit it enough until they beg you to continue the business.
2 years ago
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>those who shall go unnamed
Do they wear tiny hats?
Fricking Shriners.
2 years ago
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In NJ? Yeah. I live around 7 Diners. But most of the diners suck-ass now, and covaids ruined the atmosphere of them. I havent seen diners outside of jersey or NYC.
2 years ago
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There's a real diner outside ocean city in jersey.
2 years ago
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total lie, in high school when my friend got his license we'd hop in his car, drive away from the city for like an hour at night, go to a local diner and have diner food and then come back. there were plenty of privately owned places, never once went into an ihop or waffle house or whatever.
2 years ago
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It’s just better to make the food at home. A lot of proud American culinary traditions are on life support.
2 years ago
Anonymous
all you have to do to become american is move here and acclimate. buy a house, a car, a gun and get yourself a wife with big american teetties.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You make it sounds like it's easy. If mexicans who are so close to you guys can't do it, how could i?
Not an amerimutt,but why wouldn't it be? That bacon is terrible though and over easy is the most gaygodocious way of cooking eggs there is. God I hate americans so much.
Different variations of this can be satisfying >mashed avocado, toasted sourdough bread, fried egg with semi hard yolky egg, red pepper flakes, salt, pepper
>Do Americans really???
Coffee is a quintessential morning drink in all parts of the world.
Doesn't change the fact that coffee and salty food does not mix well. But i heard american coffee is really watered.
Where in the actual frick could you possibly live where some cured meat, eggs, bread, juice and coffee seems weird to you? Even if that's not (your) typical breakfast it's so fricking common around the world I feel like you're larping as one of those hill tribes you saw on youtube or something.
Mars.
Modified full-English is the best weekend breakfast a man can have. >Add OJ for the vitamins >Add espresso because I always drink espresso >replace blood sausage (unavailable in US) with something like liverwurst >drop the tomatoes
The frick is OJ?
Eat these individually, do you like them separate? If yes, you'll like them together.
>Why not orange juice or soda?
You can substitute the coffee for whatever drink you want.
Hell, you can substitute the entire dish for others stuff. The point of an "America Breakfast" is that you use stuff you got and make a meal from it. >Don't like bacon?
Try it with a thick slab of ham or breakfast sausage. >I don't want bread
You can try it with hash browns or pancakes instead. >I don't want sunnyside-up eggs
Well, I guess eggs are the only thing you can't change. But you can eat them scrambled, over-easy, poached, or soft-boiled if you don't like sunnyside-up.
>Eat these individually, do you like them separate? If yes, you'll like them together.
I don't like coffee and i bacon is fricking overrated. I tried to eat it more than once i just can't stand the taste. Actually i hate every processed meat like sausages, ham, "mortadella", gabagool etc...
>Actually i hate every processed meat like sausages, ham, "mortadella", gabagool etc...
You can substitute it for steak, but it becomes much more expensive than something cheap and simple.
Where in the actual frick could you possibly live where some cured meat, eggs, bread, juice and coffee seems weird to you? Even if that's not (your) typical breakfast it's so fricking common around the world I feel like you're larping as one of those hill tribes you saw on youtube or something.
I mean, I'll typically have my morning eggs and bacon with orange juice, but coffee is a fine beverage to have with breakfast. Doubly so if it's got milk in it.
Modified full-English is the best weekend breakfast a man can have. >Add OJ for the vitamins >Add espresso because I always drink espresso >replace blood sausage (unavailable in US) with something like liverwurst >drop the tomatoes
fried egg with plain white rice for me. maybe with sweet soy sauce if i'm feeling fancy.
still drinking coffee with that of course. just a sachet of kapal api, no sugar.
Yes
Even the coffee? Why not orange juice or soda?
are yuropoors really incapable of mentally combining the flavors of known foods into a single meal?
Practically all your dishes either comes from, or has roots in Europe, you fat frick.
that's patently false.
read a book lol
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that's oj in that picture you mongoloid
>soda for breakfast
what are you, fricking mexican? lay off the coke, fatso.
Diet soda, but i usually drink milk. I am not mexican and here where i live our coffee is much more stronger than the american coffee. You just can't drink this shit and eat something salty like bacon.
Now that you mention it, maybe drip coffee is so common in America because it's a breakfast beverage here
>>soda for breakfast
>what are you, fricking mexican
kek
You have the coffee for last
Eat these individually, do you like them separate? If yes, you'll like them together.
>Why not orange juice or soda?
You can substitute the coffee for whatever drink you want.
Hell, you can substitute the entire dish for others stuff. The point of an "America Breakfast" is that you use stuff you got and make a meal from it.
>Don't like bacon?
Try it with a thick slab of ham or breakfast sausage.
>I don't want bread
You can try it with hash browns or pancakes instead.
>I don't want sunnyside-up eggs
Well, I guess eggs are the only thing you can't change. But you can eat them scrambled, over-easy, poached, or soft-boiled if you don't like sunnyside-up.
Everything about this picture seems off. Those eggs look bizarre and the bacon looks plastic. The toast is incredibly tiny. The coffee and OJ, despite looking the most normal, stand out strangely due to them dwarfing the plate and pan.
What about this?
0/10 absolute fail
>jam sandwich
those were the days
I don't see any jam
Sad looking eggs. You need a couple more years experience.
Stop posting this picture of your stupid fricking eggs.
bruh that aint no breakfast
>pancakes with syrup and butter
>lucky charms cereal
>2 liter bottle of pepsi
now THAT is a real American breakfast
I like to use the Pepsi in the cereal instead of milk
>not mixing the pepsi and milk
>plebs not enjoying a nice cold glass of pilk
But i always see them motherfrickers eating that shit on places like this
>>2 liter bottle of pepsi
kek
Maybe eggs and bacon are fine since both are salty but hell, why would drink coffee while eating something salty like eggs and bacon?
Yes ok no to the coffee. Americans get told by tv that they must drink coffee first thing in the morning and every hour after that. Disgusting mutts. I'd just have a glass of water personally but some straight fruit juice could be nice. Although of course the fat moronic americ**ts will be drinking concentrate, because they're disgusting slime.
Obsess much nerd?
Not at all.
>Incapable of comprehending that people enjoy coffee in the morning
>Advocates for drinking what's basically pure sugar instead
>Absolutely fricking obsessed
Hope you remembered to renew your homosexual license this month so the constable doesn't have to come by and revoke your wienersucking privileges
Funny part is that coffee is only more popular than tea here because those euro fafs tried to rip us off and we got so pissed off about it we destroyed what would be a few million dollars worth and started a war about it
Err, no I said I'd rather have water. I know it's hard, but please try to keep your few moronic braincells engaged for long enough to form a coherent argument.
>Americans get told by tv that they must drink coffee first thing in the morning and every hour after that. Disgusting mutts. I'd just have a glass of water personally but some straight fruit juice could be nice.
Wow it must be nice to just get selective amnesia at will to forget all the moronic shit you say, great way to keep your self esteem up despite being one of God's mistakes
You can drink both.
That’s a diner. Good stuff. And the eggs and bacon go with either toast or hash browns for contrast. Some people like juice in the morning but that’s personal preference. Plus most this sort of breakfast isn’t the actual standard, most people have cereal or a frozen item first thing in the morning.
>That’s a diner. Good stuff
I wish i could eat in one of these one day
lmao
If you ever visit the US they’re fairly common and pretty affordable. I wouldn’t get your hopes too high, a lot of diners are honestly quite cheap and low quality.
I wouldn't get my hopes high thinking about the diners. I know i will never be american and thats fricking kills me.
There aren't really any diners left, except in like New Jersey and they're basically touristy nostalgia inducers that don't really have authentic diner food
>tfw you will never have a waitress with a beehive hairdo and cats eye glasses on a chain yell out "one burger still mooing, drag it through the garden, side of spuds"
Damn, for real? I thought you could find like a dozen different diners in a few minutes anywhere
anon...I...It's all Waffle Houses, IHOPs, and Denny's now
>when i finally visit 'merica all of the diners wiil be ruined
life is hell
Lol nah dude, 99% of America is chain restaurants. Basically only the big cities have a bunch of privately owned restaurants, and they're not diners. It's a homogenized corporate landscape. Sucks dick. The same shit everywhere you go. Hollywood is fantasy.
Anywhere that's not an absolute flyover shithole will have plenty of local restaurants, and even those places usually have them, they might just be shit. There's 4 local diners within walking distance of my house and I definitely don't live in a "big city"
What state? That's not been my experience at all.
Virginia, but it's been the case literally everywhere I've traveled. Wife's got family who live in the middle of buttfrick Kentucky we go to visit sometimes and even out there they've got a bunch of decent local cafes and shit.
>Damn, for real?
Greed tore society apart and now our diners are disappearing, thanks to those who shall go unnamed. If you find one you like as an American, you visit it enough until they beg you to continue the business.
>those who shall go unnamed
Do they wear tiny hats?
Fricking Shriners.
In NJ? Yeah. I live around 7 Diners. But most of the diners suck-ass now, and covaids ruined the atmosphere of them. I havent seen diners outside of jersey or NYC.
There's a real diner outside ocean city in jersey.
total lie, in high school when my friend got his license we'd hop in his car, drive away from the city for like an hour at night, go to a local diner and have diner food and then come back. there were plenty of privately owned places, never once went into an ihop or waffle house or whatever.
It’s just better to make the food at home. A lot of proud American culinary traditions are on life support.
all you have to do to become american is move here and acclimate. buy a house, a car, a gun and get yourself a wife with big american teetties.
You make it sounds like it's easy. If mexicans who are so close to you guys can't do it, how could i?
Don't forget to take a couple of 22s to build up resistance for the next school shooting
Not an amerimutt,but why wouldn't it be? That bacon is terrible though and over easy is the most gaygodocious way of cooking eggs there is. God I hate americans so much.
needs hashbrowns and ketchup, but otherwise yes
Yes
Different variations of this can be satisfying
>mashed avocado, toasted sourdough bread, fried egg with semi hard yolky egg, red pepper flakes, salt, pepper
coffee is absolutely disgusting and I will never understand the appeal
a bag of nasty bitter lipton tea and a cup of hot water is always an option at american diners
Tea is good. Coffee is good. Thouh tea is definitely not as bitter as coffee.
tea also has way less flavor than coffee
You mean to say more delicate flavor.
nah I eat bacon and white rice
yep, its fricking awesome. What do you eat for breakfast, Chang? bats?
Milk with or without chocolate and some bread.
Doesn't change the fact that coffee and salty food does not mix well. But i heard american coffee is really watered.
Mars.
The frick is OJ?
>Eat these individually, do you like them separate? If yes, you'll like them together.
I don't like coffee and i bacon is fricking overrated. I tried to eat it more than once i just can't stand the taste. Actually i hate every processed meat like sausages, ham, "mortadella", gabagool etc...
I see. So it's not a cultural thing at all; you're just a moronic zoomer who lives in his mom's basement and has no clue what he's talking about.
>Actually i hate every processed meat like sausages, ham, "mortadella", gabagool etc...
You can substitute it for steak, but it becomes much more expensive than something cheap and simple.
>Do Americans really???
Coffee is a quintessential morning drink in all parts of the world.
Where in the actual frick could you possibly live where some cured meat, eggs, bread, juice and coffee seems weird to you? Even if that's not (your) typical breakfast it's so fricking common around the world I feel like you're larping as one of those hill tribes you saw on youtube or something.
In this thread OP pretends Southern Europe isn’t fanatical over its coffee, and that Coffee is
LE AMERICAN
Literally everything is American to foreigners. You could make a thread about a full English breakfast and someone will start talking about Americans.
why does american bacon look like.. that?
Pork is disgusting
Our bacon comes from the belly, your gay bacon comes from the loin, which is less flavorful
The frick do Canadians use pork belly for if not bacon?
I mean, I'll typically have my morning eggs and bacon with orange juice, but coffee is a fine beverage to have with breakfast. Doubly so if it's got milk in it.
Modified full-English is the best weekend breakfast a man can have.
>Add OJ for the vitamins
>Add espresso because I always drink espresso
>replace blood sausage (unavailable in US) with something like liverwurst
>drop the tomatoes
>unavailable in US
t. doesn't know how big the US is.
Anyone else chug a liter of water first thing in the AM?
fried egg with plain white rice for me. maybe with sweet soy sauce if i'm feeling fancy.
still drinking coffee with that of course. just a sachet of kapal api, no sugar.
Woth OJ. I am mexican citizen.
Not American but I say yes