>eggs Benedict. >it's just a ham Mcmuffin

>eggs Benedict
>it's just a ham Mcmuffin
Humiliation ritual for his viewers

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First that burnt to a crisp salad now this, wtf is wrong with his channel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It all went downhill when he hired a social media manager
      >I've built up millions of subscribers with my formula
      >better start taking advice from some nobody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone still watching him is dumb. he ran out of good ideas 4 years ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every single one of his recipes tastes delicious and he cooks circles around this entire board. You have no defense except he doesn't repeat the same boring shit over and over to please your inflated sense of self worth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never said anything about his quality, just that it's not worth watching now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And you would be incorrect, just because he makes food you don't understand and haven't tried doesn't mean the food is bad. Try expanding your pleb palette.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And you would be incorrect, just because he makes food you don't understand and haven't tried doesn't mean the food is bad. Try expanding your pleb palette.

          Not him, but I don't think it's unreasonable to say that a unless a chef is continuously learning and practicing the nuances of cuisines from all over the world, then once you reach 500+ recipes, you start running out of decent ideas.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at some point chef john will release some culinary nuke and one of his newfangled recipes will destroy the world. that, or this will somehow become popular in 40 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been good with some melty cheese on the muffin

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Humiliation ritual" is just fragile black masculinity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Humiliation ritual
      you homosexuals are really running this shit int the ground fast

      Is it the new /misc/buzzword or something? I swear before a couple weeks ago I had never heard the term and now it's being thrown at everything and doesn't even seem to make sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was originally from the illuminati/ black conspiracy theory twitter people to damage control for black celebs cross dressing and having gay sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just people making fun of John Cena at the Oscars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it's been around for years, but it's curious to see how it's being flogged now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >le /misc/ boogieman!!
        You would have heard about it years ago if you actually paid attention to the world around you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can you give me an example of it being used anywhere notable over a year ago? Serious question.

          it used to mean something but then after John Cena pulled that stunt at the oscars it's been memeified to discredit people who used to use the term to refer to ways those in power keep each other in check.

          I didn't watch them but saw the picture. He's a wrestler doing a comedy bit though...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like, here, every time someone posts insects as food?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have seen insect memes for years, that phrase seems very new. You're saying I would have heard it years ago if I was paying attention, but I've been here for years paying attention and that's why I'm asking. You sound like a tourist. So give me an actual example of it being used over a year ago not just "I said it happened so believe me please!!?!"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://warosu.org/ck/image/fUPFitmxmawqAlibSAPvrQ
                https://warosu.org/ck/thread/14000406#p14002039

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Culinaly board uses term so fricking often it becomes an obnoxious meme
                >someone points it out
                >NO YOU CAN'T SAY [name of Culinaly board] THAT'S FRICKING HARAM YOU F-FRICKING moron
                kys

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just showed that it was used years ago as well. I know it gets overused now lol. No need to be some weird culture war fighter dude

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So the one example you could find was from someone being called out for being a moronic /misc/ schizo? It seems my first guess was right on the nose.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                2 examples and even more if you yourself were honest and used the archives but even then, thats not what you were saying. You were saying people RECENTLY began using the term and that it hadn't been used even just one year ago.

                I have seen insect memes for years, that phrase seems very new. You're saying I would have heard it years ago if I was paying attention, but I've been here for years paying attention and that's why I'm asking. You sound like a tourist. So give me an actual example of it being used over a year ago not just "I said it happened so believe me please!!?!"

                >So give me an actual example of it being used over a year ago not just "I said it happened so believe me please!!?!
                No need to change the goalposts anon, it looks bad on you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it used to mean something but then after John Cena pulled that stunt at the oscars it's been memeified to discredit people who used to use the term to refer to ways those in power keep each other in check.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just people making fun of John Cena at the Oscars

          What did he do this time? I don't watch TV

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how you zoomer fricks have made me hate even Chef John with how you just have to make a fricking advertisement every time a new video comes out. have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 36 and played hooky from work to drink alone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you sound just like me. I'm... well, speechless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's fairly common. The malaise of the modern fake and gay world has disconnected us from any hope for the future so we all just need a break to reset from this israeli hellscape that is the western world

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well it's not something I'd mention to anyone, so probably it is more common than I know. I've also had a day's annual leave, not told my wife, her and my daughter get back at 6pm on a Monday when I'm working from home. I've ditched at 8am to drink whisky and do coke. These are rare occasions, but I feel they're a necessity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *ditched at 8am to a friend's

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where's the fricking sauce? Calling it a benedict without hollandaise is like going "I made a naked ham sandwich, it's a ham sandwich without bread" and that point it's just something different

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Making a hollandaise requires a double-boiler and some experience in classical chef technique. Neither of which this mincing slob "chef" John has. So he just makes mcmuffins and renames them. Good enough for his audience.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >experience
        homie it's impossible to frick up by even the dumbest zoomer female

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hollandaise
          >impossible to frick up
          What a moronic thing to say. Hollandaise is probably the most common thing that people frick up. I've seen professional chefs with 40 years of experience break a Hollandaise.
          >inb4 - durr, skill issues!
          The entire point of something being a skill issue is that it takes skill, meaning by definition it's not impossible to frick up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Git gud homosexual zoomer

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >uses a zoomer meme while calling someone a zoomer
              Kek.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We've been saying git gud since demons souls you moronic homosexual. Put a funnel in your ass and pour a gallon of boiling hollandaise sauce in your butthole you queer, bbc loving homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomers have been saying git gud since demons souls
                Yes, I'm well aware. It's amazing you guys are already in your 20's and still talk like middle schoolers. What's the adjusted age of wizardry in zoomer years? It used to be 30, but it has to be closer to, I don't know, 23 these days?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can't hear you with all the bbc in your mouth

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Back in my day we could chew bubble gum and type "U R A homosexual" at the same time. We weren't sticking the bubble gum in our ears, though. That seems a bit rough for such a soft bunch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gjdieidudhdheieudh b*slurp* djdhddhdhd
                Bro take the dicks out of your holes. It sounds like one is even up your nose. How are you even breathing?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i know!
                >i'll make the exact same joke back at him that he made at me, except it wont be clever or witty or related to anything he actually said
                >that will show him i'm not a toddler
                n-no u!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry we can't continue till you have satiated your hunger for BBC. You need help sir.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you need help sir
                Apparently so. I didn't even realize I was getting fricked in every orifice on my body before you said something. But what does that have to do with what we were talkin about? Do you really not understand how boring it is to converse with a child?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sir, the sucking and slobbering, it must stop. Please sir.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't India traditionally have an entire third gender? It's really weird for you to be using dick sucking as an insult when it's literally part of your own cultural heritage.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sir I don't think it is healthy to have all of your orifices stretched like that. Isn't 1 bbc enough??? When will it end? When will your hunger end? Think of your family, sir!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when will your hunger end?
                When I'm dead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Demon's Souls?
                People have been saying git gud since at least the 70s, before I was born; multiplayer games have existed since the 50s
                And people have been calling each other homosexuals going back in the Ancient age, on record
                There's also the opening in Romeo and Juliet where he calls the other guy a homosexual, act 1 scene 1

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Grow up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has a video on making hollandaise already https://youtu.be/sPKWYM8-YgY? he's probably just realized his audience is lazy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never used a double-boiler to make hollandaise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Making a hollandaise requires a double-boiler
        lmao. No, it fricking doesn't, cooklet.
        It just requires some attention. Maybe that's too much for the zoomer brain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Making a hollandaise requires a double-boiler and some experience in classical chef technique.
        Or you can make it in a blender, which is what I usually do, thanks to Eric Ripert's method. I have arthritis and like it just fine.

        He should not have named it hollandaise without the hollandaise sauce actually used. But, I've seen eggs florentine called benedicts on menus, and had tomatoes added to the spinach. People take liberties in naming where they should not. Chef John is an an ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HELLO ADAM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Neither of which this mincing slob "chef" John has
        I think he did go to Chef school and worked for years in the restaurant industry. I don't think his Chef title deserves the sarcasm quotes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you not "have" a double boiler
        Like homie it's just a bowl on top of a pot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Too complicated for the average Culinaly poster. Using the microwave is about as difficult as it gets for most of them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Making a hollandaise requires a double-boiler and some experience in classical chef technique
        Lol

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Humiliation ritual
    you homosexuals are really running this shit int the ground fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Using the term humiliation ritual is a humiliation ritual

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Humiliation Ritual
    Just say Hazing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just say Hazing.
      A humiliation ritual presumes there's a cabal forcing people to cooperate in a humiliating charade, while conscious of the humiliation but unable to speak up about it.

      It's not hazing, it's a /misc/ thing.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 minutes ago
    Hi Chef!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomlets filtered by the ol tapa tapa

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Humiliation ritual
    why do i keep seeing this buzzword all of a sudden. did some homosexual yt make a video about it and now everyone is saying it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      schizo belief being used ironically

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo belief being used ironically
        That literally describes the entire history of /misc/. What was the old saying? If you pretend to be nazis for the shock value eventually actual nazis will show up and not understand the joke"? Zoomers also have no sense for irony, so the prophet moot was correct when he declared ironic shitposting is just shitposting. Praised be his name.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish there were actual nazis. The left makes the right sound so based but its never true. No right wing death squads, no enslaved blacks or women. You guys cheer for us day and night but we never live up to your expectations. It's depressing. I've been waiting 8 years for trump to declare himself emperor for life. When is that going to happen?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >wish there were actual nazis
            Don't worry, anon. The actual Nazis were just as cringe as you MAGA gays.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't even vote for trump, but good job letting him and hitler live rent free in your head 24/7.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody is who they aspire to be. That's living in post-modernism. Everyone's just chanting for illusions of illusions endlessly while they forget the last spectacle in favor of the newest one. Technology progresses, more outrages occur. You forget and you move on.

            The grand ideological battles were fought, anon. We're just living in the result. It's neoliberal capitalism until the day you die and the day your kids die and the day their kids die. Neoliberal capitalism here, neoliberal capitalism in space. The centrists won. The centrists always win.

            And nothing you or I or anybody else will ever do can change it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the centrists won booo hooo
              >why isn't everyone everywhere on board with my loony extremist rhetoric? Why must anyone disagree with me? The world is not fair at all!
              >reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
              >TRUMP SAVE ME!
              >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down you autistic spastic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a culture war homosexual anon, he doesn't even know what he is disagreeing with. You should pity these direction brainers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing buddy. Nothing matters now that you're on the other side of the fence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont vote, your trump posting gave you away as a culture war homosexual tho. Grow up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care dad just leave me alone !

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I am a culture war obsessed homosexual
                >ITS OKAY BECAUSE I HATR DRUMPFPUTLER
                Grow up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care dad just leave me alone !

                2 examples and even more if you yourself were honest and used the archives but even then, thats not what you were saying. You were saying people RECENTLY began using the term and that it hadn't been used even just one year ago.[...]
                >So give me an actual example of it being used over a year ago not just "I said it happened so believe me please!!?!
                No need to change the goalposts anon, it looks bad on you.

                So the one example you could find was from someone being called out for being a moronic /misc/ schizo? It seems my first guess was right on the nose.

                I dont vote, your trump posting gave you away as a culture war homosexual tho. Grow up

                You're both massive homosexuals.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The guy who just posted an example of the term and doesn't partake in the left right gayness is like the other guy
                Come on bro don't do me dirty like that, you know it's not the same.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's even worse because you think you're any better.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's worse because I say so
                >Everyone is gay, left, right and non direction brainers are so silly and I am the one who is truly above it all.
                Self-defeating pretentious babble, you should grow up tho. Last (You) because this unserious business has gone on long enough. Enjoy it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The guy who just posted an example of the term and doesn't partake in the left right gayness is like the other guy
                Come on bro don't do me dirty like that, you know it's not the same.

                No matter what political position you do or don't have, I'd be embarrassed to share it with you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a homosexual because you proved me right that it's some dipshit /misc/ meme? Sorry I hurt your delicate feelings.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry that this is so funny to me. He's literally an extremist crying about rational people. It's comedy gold.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a rightist.

                Calm down you autistic spastic.

                It's okay. The world is chronic overstimulation.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >naked eggs benedict
    >it's not chef John cooking in the nude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He does that every episode though

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is, after all, the biggest gay of his egg sautee!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta be a massive moron to frick up a hollandaise, just sayin'

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>it's just a ham Mcmuffin
    What's wrong with a ham Mcmuffin?
    Are you some kind of poofter that we should be aware of?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He just ran out of actually good recipes / recipes he enjoys around 4 years ago, so he's inventing random stuff like this. Notice how he never says "this is one of mine and Michelle's favorite dishes" or something like this anymore? And he always makes it clear he's never made the recipe before either.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is a humiliation ritual?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yet a buzzword /misc/ came up with to describe israelites being mean to white people

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >basic history is a /misc/ thing
    i miss the old internet where morons knew what shame was

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly board uses term so fricking often it becomes an obnoxious meme
    >someone points it out
    >NO YOU CAN'T SAY [name of Culinaly board] THAT'S FRICKING HARAM YOU F-FRICKING moron
    kys

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *