>entire job is to make either accurate or better versions of foods from tv
>has failed multiple times at both goals
Of all the reasons to hate this bald homosexual this is the strongest.
>entire job is to make either accurate or better versions of foods from tv. >has failed multiple times at both goals
Trannette no passto
You realize that food youtube/tv is basically just for entertainment, right?
If you really wanted to learn how to cook you'd read some books and take some classes.
If he really wanted to make good food he'd open a restaurant.
But what if I want to cook an authentic pizza ball and not just watch some bald nu male homosexual go "HURR DURR ACKSHUALLY LE HECKIN PIZZABALLERINO WAS A PROP MADE WITH STRING AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COOK LET ME MAKE SOMETHING UNLIKE IT WHAT SO EVER" instead of regular food.
>But what if I want to cook an authentic pizza ball
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but if you really want to cook an "authentic pizza ball", you're fricking moronic.
Cope and dilate troony
Based
dilate
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!
Lmfao upsetti little marvelcuck.
What the frick does my post have to do with Marvel.
read it as "a poop with a string"
>you realize
You realize this board is about food & cooking and not your favorite dickhead homosexual youtube entertainers? Go back to tiktok dimwit.
+1
>If you really wanted to learn how to cook you'd read some books and take some classes.
Yes
>If he really wanted to make good food he'd open a restaurant.
moron take.
anyone who has never cooked professionally as a chef is a fricking hack. a homosexual with cringe cooking tattoos (christ what a fricking homosexual) making gay little videos for other homosexuals isn't professional. it's just a homosexual
I've made some food from his videos, he includes a link to each recipe, it's basically the same as following a recipe without a video but sometimes seeing the visual indicators is helpful.
There are very few people I'm genuinely jealous of, but he's one. He somehow stumbled onto a successful gimmick and now he's rich and owns a house in Brooklyn, something I'll never be able to do. Something about it just bothers me so much and I'm even angrier at myself for feeling it.
Do you have a Youtube cooking channel? You don't have the right to be jealous if you've never tried it yourself.
no, I'm not an attention seeking homosexual
Then what are you jealous about? Do you want someone to just give you a Youtube channel with millions of views without you doing anything?
You are just a lazy Black person. You're too much of a pussy to put yourself out there, so you don't deserve the fame and money. Saying that you're jealous of something you won't ever want to do is Black person behavior.
How so? I've been systematically robbed since before I was born and now my childrens childrens children are robbed because that wasn't enough for the crooks.
way to play the victim to avoid trying
there isnt enough room at the top for everyone anyways
He got lucky with the normos. I wouldn't take it too personally unless you've tried to do something in that vein
He didn't stumble on it moron. being a youtuber is about camera work. he was a photographer that liked food, not a cook. thats why his videos hit so good. he knows how to make a video. He is experianced in the product of youtube, videos. Food is just subject matter.
he poached the cameraman from bon appetit
dont pretend he does everything on his own
what, for his tiny 2-3 minute videos with music he couldn't even pay for?
I really doubt it but even if that's true it doesn't change the point. Good camera work, however you can get it, is needed to be successful on youtube. Being blind to that by focusing on food when you cant eat what you see on screen is horrendously naive.
alvin shits himself anytime he does a crossover episode with actual cooks
>alvin shits himself anytime he does a crossover episode with actual cooks
He's just nervous because he knows he's not as good as them.
Don't forget that he isn't even in his channel's videos anymore really lmao. Dude just slapped "Culinary Universe" on his channel's name and fricked off and let 4 other people do vids I guess.
>Cringing with Cuckish
Not even once.
He gets mogged by literally everyone else on "his" show. He's easily the least entertaining person on screen at any given time. He comes across as some unlikable alien, and I can't tell if it's a joke that he just keeps trying to sell, or if that's just how he is.
Alvin has a strongest episodes, and everyone knows it.
>Alvin has a strongest episodes
Nah, he's so fricking boring, i dunno how anyone can stand him
Hes for comfey, not entertainment. you don't go to alvin for the humor, you go for the steve1989 experience. watch some of his own personal youtube channel. Honestly his shit on babbish's channel is pretty lack luster compared to his work there, but it's understandable why he wouldn't be able to pump out regular content that way.
>Alvin has a strongest episodes
The guy with no charisma and the softest, mumbley voice?
>m-muh voice
you moron.jpg
I unironically get excited when I see a new anime food being cooked only to be super disappointed when I see it's Alvin in the video.
It's such a fricking shame
Alvin the cuck should just let his "friends" run a train on his sissyhole.
Don't project your fantasies onto random people
You're just a bunch of buttmad incels who are jealous of Alvin's success. Go
cry in your mom's basement, you losers.
You know this guy fricking sucks when he has a whisk tattooed on his forearm
The other people he has are even cringier and more annoying to listen to. There was some Alvine video with some giant Persona 5 burger and I couldn't watch it more than 2 minutes.
I can't believe this guy got rich from making a cooking show and he's still so bad at it.
why do you care are you that autistic
Where do you think you are Black person YES I am that autistic, I care about the sanctity of fictional foods.
>"Trannity non passato!"
he's proof that production values matter more than quality content on yt
that;s always been true.
It's true for literally everything in this world.
>It's okay I tHTINK THEY DID THAT ON AMERICAN DAD ONCE.
Okay. That got me.
ok yes yes babish is lame we all know this; who do you guys actually watch for good food content? Not just recipes, but restaurant spotlights, chef interviews, whatever. I've been watching a lot of Eater lately, and though it can be hit or miss, the hits are pretty good.
i dont like him because all youtubers fricking suck except for like 6 throughout the whole website also his channel is the epitome of only buying food to take pictures of it, i just dont like him overall aswell, i prefer to watch videos where im not tormented by the fact that the recipe is most likely garbo and 99% of others watching it can't cook and wont actually bother to make it
>welcome TO Cringing with Babish, today we're gonna make a dish that is very loosely based on a throw away line in a movie, so loosely based that the dish will actually look nothing like the one in the movie at the end. first we're gonna go over to an actual cooking channel with actual chefs, like Americas Test Kitchen, Bon Appetite, Kenji Alt-Lopez, or ChefJohn, and steal their recipe/cooking techniques wholesale only ever crediting them when absolutely necessary. next we're gonna inexplicably make 90% of the shit by hand, in excruciating detail (who doesn't want to see how to make bread for the 100th time?) and then toss in other more complicated things without explaining how to make them because the footage of me making them either doesn't exist (because I bought it) or is unusable (because I fricked up too many times). anyway, here's your dish, again it has nothing to do with the brief movie clip at the beginning.
>tune in next week when I post an hour long self serving video of me doing 'good deeds' and awkwardly wait for someone to compliment me.
>or maybe I'll go on a more successful channel and try not to be overshadowed by actual cooks
>or maybe I'll make another movie shitting on lesser known cooking channels
>all I know for sure is that TINY WHISK will be there, and I'll shill my new book!
No no no it's closer to
>HEY GOYIM WELCOME TO CRINGING WITH KEKBITCH, TODAY WE'LL BE MAKING THE SUPER ULTRA MEAT CHOCOLATE FROM THE SIMPSONS SPIN OFF SNEED AND CHUCK: SNEEDIER SEEDIER AND FEEDIER, FORMERLY CHUCKIER
>NOW IN SNEED AND CHUCK: SNEEDIER SEEDIER AND FEEDIER, FORMERLY CHUCKIER THIS DISH IS A CARTOON SHOWING A FRICK TON OF MEAT AND CHOCOLATE DRAWN TOGETHER STACKED ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER
>THATS GAY HERE'S ME PUTTING IN MINIMAL EFFORT TO RECREATE IT
>WOAH THAT TASTES FRICKING AWFUL SO MUCH SO THAT I WILL FORGOE ANY RESEMBLANCE TO IT IN THE SHOW AND MAKE ZERO EFFORT TO COMBINE IT EVEN SLIGHTLY
>INSTEAD HERE'S THE INGREDIENTS SEPARATED IN A COMPLETETLY DIFFERENT MATTER WITH A RECIPE I GOT STRAIGHT OFF GOOGLE THAT LITERALLY ANY moron CAN DO BUT I STILL FRICK UP THRICE AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH ANYWAY BECAUSE FRICK YOU I CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT YOUR INTELLIGENCE THAT I'LL FORCE YOU TO FRICK FACE Black person HAHAHAHAHHA WATCH ME FAIL EVEN THE MOST BASIC KITCHEN ETTIQUETE ON CAMERA AND STILL MAKE MILLIONS
>WHATS THAT? YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE FINAL PRODUCT? TOO BAD Black person YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT AND I STILL GOT YOUR VIEW MONEY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET FRICKED moron
>ANYWAYS moronS BUY THIS CHEAP CHINA MADE COOKWARE JUST BECAUSE IT HAS MY NAME ON IT AND SUPPORT ISRAEL AND TRANS RIGHTS
>entire job is to make gourmet versions of popular foods (substitute expensive chocolate, use labor intensive process that wouldn't be efficient at scale but increases quality significantly, etc.)
>just makes shitty home made imitation every time
It baffles me you gays actually watch shitubers cook food moronicly