Europoors will never get to experience Bilbo's Breakfast Feast

Europoors will never get to experience Bilbo's Breakfast Feast

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neither will burgerzooms, nor (you) for that matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a zoomer and I did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lotr is a american ip so theirs 0 chance you get to experience smaugs fire burger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Embracer Group is the new owner of rights that JRR Tolkien himself sold off in 1968. The Swedish gaming and rights holding company purchased these rights in 2022 from Saul Zaentz Company, which was used to create the Oscar-winning LOTR films.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >logicgay

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek the smaug's fire burger is exactly the same as the thing burger for when they were doing the fantastic four promotion,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      checked also slam4stic sounds like a porn site that would give your computer cancer aids

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely don't think Bard drank pumpkin spice milkshakes.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no blue cheese and chili collab tacos
      lazy, ever since they got rid of the og munchie meals jack's been backsliding into a huge pile of jack fueled diarrhea

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hobbit Hole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry about your terminally ill cum brain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it would look so big in their little hobbit hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it displayed on a pile of gold coins?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Behold the Riches of Smaugs Lair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And? Plates of food can't be kept in a treasure hoard. They would rot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you freaking dork. you absolute four eyes dnd playing dork.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          unless he cast a spell of protection on them, why shouldnt he look at how delicious that food is

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They had to change them to generic names or be sued.

      Still a lovely place and great cheap pint wienertails.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I see this old Denny’s menu posted all the time but never any photos of the food. What did it look like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looked exactly like food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you look exactly like screen pixels. See how helpful that is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Hobbit Hole Breakfast looks ok.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Smaug's Fire Burger seems to be mostly bun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bilbo's Breakfast Feast looks like whatever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks legitimately good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/sjlYPDV.jpg

        Smaug's Fire Burger seems to be mostly bun.

        https://i.imgur.com/YjE10v4.jpg

        Bilbo's Breakfast Feast looks like whatever.

        these all look great even the BBF

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >flyover frick has never heard of passports
    The Midwest was a mistake.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Some called for ale, and some for porter, and one for coffee, and all of them for cakes . . . A big jug of coffee had just been set in the hearth, the seed-cakes were gone, and the dwarves were starting on a round of buttered scones . . . ‘And raspberry jam and apple-tart,’ said Bifur. ‘And mince-pies and cheese,’ said Bofur. ‘And pork-pie and salad,’ said Bombur. ‘And more cakes — and ale — and coffee, if you don’t mind,’ called the other dwarves through the door. ‘Put on a few eggs, there’s a good fellow!’ Gandalf called after him, as the hobbit stumped off to the pantries. ‘And just bring out the cold chicken and pickles!’

    Hobbit food is actually appetising, all I can see ITT is corn syrup goyslop

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah our food culture is not full of commercialized overprocessed sugary shit, if that's what you meant. We don't have 200 food chains per town competing with the most ridiculous ad campaigns. Especially ridiculous with Tolkien's work, given how anti-industrialistic he was. No hobbit would touch that shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did i strike a nerve Alfonso?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >We don't have 200 food chains per town competing with the most ridiculous ad campaigns

      Don't you kinda wish you did though?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything in that picture looks like it gives you either cancer or diabetes

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