Ever eat just beans for a meal? Maybe a little meat but mostly beans?

Ever eat just beans for a meal? Maybe a little meat but mostly beans?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someimes I eat beans straight from the can, with a spoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I eat beans straight from a can WITHOUT a spoon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I eat beans straight from a can WITHOUT a spoon.

      You nerds don't even eat beans straight from the bag.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we don't have bagged beans here, but if we had, believe me I would

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In cananda, beans come in cartons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I eat beans straight from the tree. Entire pod and all. I don't even bother to shell them. Sometimes I eat the leaves and stems too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I eat the whole goddamn tree, stump and all. I eat the roots with a bit of andouille sausage.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't even eat bean seeds
            Get on my level, nerd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You 5th sun plebs don't eat once thought extinct ancient Anasazi beans straight from the pre-columbian clay storage vessel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This but a wooden spoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What movie is this, made me want to eat beans.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Unholy Four (1970)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did cheap as dirt spaghetti westerns end up being some of the finest kino?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They took the best setting in history/film and crossed it with that distinctly Italian mix of badass and moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            KINO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is Bollywood levels of corny.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Welcome to Italy, my friend

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ai generated filth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because Italians can naturally play Mexican characters with no pretense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I should make a tutorial on how to make those beans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cant say beans without sayin spaghetti westerns.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48
        anyone make a webm of this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just a gif

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            an ancient format..

          • 1 month ago
            PROUD2BIN£EL638

            https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48
            anyone make a webm of this?

            This but a wooden spoon

            >be young
            >fussy eater
            >parents give me beans
            >call it cowboy dinner
            >eat it all up
            >i'm a cowboy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ignore the namegay its an accident

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's OK, I've been a cowboy ever since I read Lucky Luke

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, pardner.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/E3ARlhn.gif

          Just a gif

          i love these movies, i have the whole dvd collection somewhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the best part of old movies is they're actually eating the food and not pretending to eat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/E3ARlhn.gif

        Just a gif

        >tfw you can tell from the creamy consistency sticking to the beans that plenty of animal fat was used

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/E3ARlhn.gif

        Just a gif

        They took the best setting in history/film and crossed it with that distinctly Italian mix of badass and moronic

        i think i will never get to old for shit like this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Whitest people at the fiesta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NQmtSJa.jpg

      Ever eat just beans for a meal? Maybe a little meat but mostly beans?

      >can o bean
      >add spice and sauce
      >
      oh but with a fork. .. or better yet even, chopsticks.
      >that sensation of plucking one of those spicy nuggets individually
      make that pleasure last.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have been eating just beans/lentils for 19 days now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based economic eating chad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve spent less than $100 on food for at least a month an a half worth of groceries.
        It’s not even grim, beans fricking rock. I make about 2 gallons per week and have no meal prep to do for lunch and dinners, just beans ready to go at all times.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was wondering what that gigantic green cloud of miasma on the horizon was.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ate beans and rice for 10 months straight then switched to whatever protein I could get on 50% off or more for another 2.
      Keep your streak going.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have eaten only beans my entire life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP
      >Bean & Cheese burritos used to be my little brothers favorite thing to order it was funny. I guess that's 3 ingredients. Some ranch style beans with some cheddar cheese is kind of sad but it's food.
      >
      >This homie out here eating beans. Health reasons? Finances? All these people posting do realize there are food banks right? I see boomers in $40,000 lexus's lined up to the local food bank every Thursday. No they don't need it. But they'll take every last bit of free sht they can.
      I see turkey as low as 50 cents a pound that becomes competitive with a $20 20 pound bag of beans which yes I do have the bean bag.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Often.

    >bean curry
    >bean stew
    >beans on toast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you describe bean curry? Maybe give a recipe if it isn’t just buying pre-made stuff?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I posted a rajma masala cook-a-long last year. https://archived.moe/ck/thread/19949325/#19949325 (I was lazy and made with canned beans, I recommend cooking your own beans if possible)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You get shamed here if you buy canned beans, however refried beans from local producers are fine.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes with hot sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OMG HOT SHAWSH!!!!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >carbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ketotard afraid of protein rich veggies

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We just ate beans for dinner. No meat. Just beans, tomato, celery, garlic, olive oil and pasta.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beans r good with some salt if ur literally poor

    but u need like more nutrition from veg and fruit and more protein and meat and fish i think. idk if flax seeds will cut it for onega 3s but what do i know

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR THE HEART

    THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART

    THE MORE YOU FART THE BETTER YOU FEEL

    BEANS BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this turn me on? I'm a straight man with an average sex drive, but whenever I see someone relieve themselves of gas, male or female, I get an instant throbbing erection that won't go down until I beat it into submission. I love seeing people fart away their stomach pain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm straight but I get off to watching men fart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >beans beans the magical fruit
      >the more you eat the more you toot
      >the more you toot the better you feel
      >so eat beans with every meal

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Three bean salad is just (3) types of beans, maybe some onion or celery, and some dressing. It's a DELIGHT

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who eat beans deserve death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did your mother get BEANED when you were a kid or something?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    split pea soup. but thats it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've eaten a can of baked beans with a little cheese for a meal before but usually I have beans with toast.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the time. Beans stewed with some onions and sausage is wonderful over rice and with some greens on the side.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you homosexuals getting beans for cheap? Dried are always more expensive pound for pound than canned and the cheapest cans I can get are at Walmart for like 89 cents each, which really isn't that cheap when you eat like 9 of them a day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dried are always more expensive pound for pound than canned
      How the hell do you manage that? A pound of dry beans is equivalent to 4-5 cans of canned beans and costs about the same as one can.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy a nice Cowboy Beans dish.
      >mirepoix
      >animal protein
      >finely chopped cascabel, chipotle, morrita dried peppers

      You have to buy +10 pound bags for them to be economical. They don't go bad if you store them well enough. I'm almost finishing up this 25 pound bag after buying it maybe 8 months ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when you eat like 9 of them a day.
      how fat are you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pound for pound
      you're paying for water weight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1 pound bag of pinto beans
      >almost 1600 calories
      >about $1 at Walmart, less than $1/lb if you buy the multipound bags.
      >Great Value (Walmart's own brand) can of pinto beans
      >385 calories
      >$.82 cents
      >you'd have to eat about 4 cans to get the equivalent amount of calories as one bag of dry beans

      I gotta give credit to anyone who can eat 9 cans of beans in one day. Even as a bean chad, I don't think I could eat that much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just checked Walmart's prices online. Pinto beans are at $1.24/bag right now, although my point about them being under $1/lb is correct as long as you buy the 2 LB or larger bags.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes almost every day as a light dinner. They help me sleep, my morning workouts are hilarious (from all the toots!), and my shits are always on fleek.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah. cannelini beans with bacon and ham hocks. indulge in a piece of a bit of meat in your bowl but it's mostly beans. repeat 3~4 times until you've finished the beans and can now have just a meal of pork.
    also that 11 or 15 type bean cajun soup.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the time. I love beans.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DO I MAKE WITH LOADS OF BUTTER BEANS - HELP!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Butter bean soup.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My mom makes a really good white bean hummus with lotsa garlic, parsley, tahini, olive oil, etc. A couple months ago she did it with butter beans and it was awesome, even creamier than normal. We had a big batch of it and besides just dipping sliced veggies and pita chips in it, I was putting it on sandwiches and in wraps for the whole week. We froze the rest of it and thawed it out for Christmas with the cousins n kids, and they finished the last quart & a half of it. I would highly recommend it!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I make rice and lentils it comes out kinda dry, has anyone got a nice recipe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What elevation are you at? If 5,000+ feet you have to start adjusting. Helps to have a pressure cooker but those are also effected. I normally do a 1 for 1 jasmine rice to cup of water in my instapot lately. For beans I normally slow cook them at least 2 cups of water to 1 of beans and cook them longer to get rid of water if needed.
      I keep wanting to do a black bean and white rice burrito but keep forgetting.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes. I had some pico and lime juice and just heated up some beans and mixed a bit of pico in. It was good.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, I grew up on red and white beans.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this homie eating beans!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s beat his ass!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was broke, I'd eat beans from the can. Usually I mix them with something - bean soup, bean salad, pasta e gayioli. I learned how to make a pretty good bean burger when I was renting a room off a vegan couple.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love beans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only evil people don't

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this scene always makes me want a big ol plate fo beans https://youtu.be/f_4lXh8bvrc?si=rCAYLHoXjydjPNvW

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No but chamge beans to green lentils and you got a deal

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Franks and beans got me through some tough times.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >refried beans and tortillas
    hangover meal of the gods

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bong here. Full tin of beans in a bowl with a couple of diced up sausages or bacon with black pepper is a great meal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frog here. Beans with poultry and sausage with some mirepoix and stock is a great meal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I make cassoulet a few times every Winter.
        It's not exactly a quick and easy dish like OP is talking about but goddamn, it is worth every minute you put into it.
        You can mix it up and use pretty much any meat you have handy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I usually do it with Turkey. I make the mistake of buying one every year, thinking that we might be doing some sort of Christmas festivities at mine... but we never do, so cassoulet's one of the first things I make every year.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i mean if you do it where you throw what you have into the pot with beans and stew them its not quick but is easy, anyone who does the full julia child method is just stupid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not making my own sausages, but soak some beenz, and defrost the poultry parts overnight, quickly brown up some sausages and mirepoix in the pan with some butter or some kind of shmalz, add beans and stock, some clove, bay leaves, a fistful of salt, some white pepper, and a pinch of nutmeg, Pat the bird bits dry, salt, (white) pepper, pop on top, 450F til the skin browns, stir, drop the temp to 350F and give it another 90 mins or so... takes some time, but you're looking at like 5 mins of chopping, including hacking up the bird, and maybe 10 mins tops of active cooking (as in you have to be in the kitchen) if you use a timer.

            It's not supposed to be fancy - it's meat and beans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mama mia!

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will be making pasta gayioli tomorrow lads

    I am ready for BEANSTRAVAGANZA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pasta gayioli was great. Sorry I didn't take a picture.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hell, I've eaten a bag of jelly beans as a meal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes i just drink water for a meal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute madman

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tacos with refried beans and cheese are a kino meal

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i'm mexican

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Navy beans cooked with onion, garlic & a load of paprika, a couple big chunks of chorizo criollo, black pudding and sliced pork belly.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like beans

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New Orleanian here.

    Eating red beans and rice for dinner on Mondays is a tradition in New Orleans. I can count on one hand the number of times I missed eating red beans and rice for dinner on Monday night this entire century.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on the other hand, you have different fingers

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll eat a can of baked beans for breakfast or lunch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you should start counting the amount of beans per can and track it
      for me

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White beans. 2 cans. Mix of canneli, navy, great northerns, and butter beans.
    Some tabasco on the side. It's a simple spice of just red pepper, vineagar and salt. I don't like spicy sauces, it always feels overpowering. I'd rather eat it with salt, but it always feels like you need a ton of salt just to get any of the salt flavor.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pinto beans with sauteed onions and chilies in 'em. Add a bit of beer, then simmer until good and thick. One time I even accidentally made refried beans. Good over rice, but sometimes I just eat them by themselves, maybe cut up a sausage or some chicken or whatever and throw it in there.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    One little can of beans, or three chicken and bean tacos, two meals per day.
    I am losing weight

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating canned beans even ironically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, at least get the dry bag and do it right. granted it takes like 10x the amount of time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do you eat them unironically

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Up the butt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Casserole or bean salad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You've never decided you'd like to have a dinner that contains beans, but you don't have the time to soak them beforehand?
      Had occasions at home as well where the beans got burned (not my fault, wasn't me cooking at the time), and we had some cans handy to finish the job.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ai generated filth

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone ever had a Christmas Bean?
    they are speckled limas that will retain some of their speckle after cooking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm not even sure I've had cranberry beans. 🙁

      Has anyone here ever gotten luxury beans? https://www.ranchogordo.com/collections/heirloom-beans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        On further reflection, I have had cranberry beans as part of the Hambeens 15 bean soup: https://hurstbeans.com/products/ham-beens-original-15-bean-soup

        It's a decent bean mix, although it's about twice as expensive as just buying a one type of bean.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >me defending my bean wagon from hungry hombres

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how does he reload his gun so fast is this john wick 4

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A gunslinger has many tricks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does no one ever shoot the horse?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Killing a horse was often punished by hanging

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was easy to find guys who were willing to be shot just so they could appear in a movie. They didn't like shooting horses when filming movies because of how expensive horses were.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was vegetarian for awhile and i ate beans as a meal atleast once a day, every day for the protein.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ayo all these homies eatin beans

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm strongly discouraged from doing this because wifey hates me farting under the blanket all night.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If her head is above the blanket, then why is that a problem? Wifeberg should just keep her head in the fresh air, and you can freely eat as many beans as you deserve.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to eat beans now

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i eat lots of beans now cause of biden's economy.
    trump 2025

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beans
    >diced and fried spam
    >brown sauce
    >two slices of buttered toast
    >mix spam, beans and brown sauce together
    >reduce for 10 min
    >pour over toast
    >washed down with a strong cup of tea
    400x your daily salt intake but basically the meal of the gods.
    will never be topped.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      britisishans have spam?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's an expensive import item so i only buy it sparingly but yeah, you can even find it in a lot of petrol stations

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't you seen that Monty Python sketch about SPAM?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It unironically saved the morale of the country during the war. Spam was a hero.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you prefer to have with your beans, bros? Wheat bread like in all these cowboy webms, or cornbread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you need a good bread if you want to enjoy your beans, so wheat bread for me.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's called black bean soup.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah one of my go to quick and easy meals is sausage diced up into some ranch style beans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      beanies and weenies. i eat and enjoy the canned ones.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love beans. especially in chili.

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