Everything about this animal tastes like how a sweaty armpit smells.

Everything about this animal tastes like how a sweaty armpit smells.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sweaty armpit of a hot girl?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love mutton, be it sheep or goat. All other meat is bland in comparison.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because they are friends. Friendly fun lawnmowers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way too rare. Put it back on the grill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've eaten the meat, but I'd much rather keep a dozen for the fresh milk and goat eggs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, wait a minute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based goatfriend, those silly little bastards are too cute and lovable to eat

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their cheese is good though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. It tastes like when you keep a special under the bed sock too long

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Much kek, but you're wrong,

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goat anon here, I fricking hate the taste of goat cheese. Tastes like piss and nasty stuff. The meat on the other hand is pretty decent as long as you either get a steer or female, just have to treat it like a fatty deer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hate the taste of goat cheese
            Have you had firm goat's cheese or just the soft shit Americans eat? Cuz my favourite is a goat's cheese and it doesn't taste like you describe but that soft shit definitely does and I hate it, too.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              just name the cheese

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Murcian. Wine or not, both are good. Also, caprino stagionato abruzzese. The fresh one is decent enough, too, but the aged is better, IMO.

                I’ve had both and can just taste it, maybe different brands do it better or worse but I do not plan on finding out.

                Fair enough. More for me. In fact I'm gonna head back into the kitchen and get a piece.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve had both and can just taste it, maybe different brands do it better or worse but I do not plan on finding out.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goat reminded me of the taste of really cheap frozen beef taquitos. Which makes me question the source of those taquitos, honestly.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Many carboxylic acids are colorless liquids with disagreeable odors. The carboxylic acids with 5 to 10 carbon atoms all have “goaty” odors (explaining the odor of Limburger cheese). These acids are also produced by the action of skin bacteria on human sebum (skin oils), which accounts for the odor of poorly ventilated locker rooms.
    Huh. OP isn't wrong for once

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >explaining the odor of Limburger cheese
      I love Limburger

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *how a sweaty turkish armpit smells

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a younger one and make sure it's female. Older goats and billies carry s stronger flavour, it's true, but kid goats taste somewhere between lamb and mutton (closer to lamb).

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tastelet cant appreciate the complex delights of sweaty armpit

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay who eats too much goat. My BO smells like black tea.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shit you not but after a long day of heavy work my armpits really smell like a goats freshly spread free range butthole

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG THIS ANIMAL SMELLS LIKE SHIT
    >I'M GERMAN AND I HAVEN'T SHOWER. MY SCENT IS ALL NATURAL
    why are whites like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Jeet

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is kind of why I like goats. Do anons remember foul bachelor frog? Goats personify foul bachelor frog and so do I.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really can't stand goat cheese. I think it tastes like someone gathered a liter of the sweat between my balls and ass hole and added it to milk to make a block of extremely disgusting cheese. And I really do like strong tasting cheeses like limburger and any sort of blue cheese. It's sad because I've tried a lot of goat cheese in an effort to develop a liking for it and I despise picky eaters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will have this anon's portion of goat cheese

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soft or hard goat cheeses? As

      >hate the taste of goat cheese
      Have you had firm goat's cheese or just the soft shit Americans eat? Cuz my favourite is a goat's cheese and it doesn't taste like you describe but that soft shit definitely does and I hate it, too.

      said they taste completely different.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mainly soft. Most goat cheese seem to be variations on chevre.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most goat cheese seem to be variations on chevre.
          Ah, you're American, yeah? I've noticed that soft goat cheese is WAAAaaay more common here than back home, where it simply doesn't exist. If you get the chance, try a firm variety. You might like it. I absolutely detest soft ones but firm are among my favourite cheeses

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your armpit steak, my good sir.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it, it reminds me of mutton but sour.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curried goat is good but I think thats because its heavilly spiced. Hate goats milk, but the cheese is quite good if its paired with herbs or fruit

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