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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the plan OP?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Steak

      with what? everything in that image?

      No that’s just what’s on the board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice marbling

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          decent size too, only $8

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ribeye sisters…

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice marbling

        this. good looking cut. can we get a side shot for the thicc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do you think he made the ring around the stream after he started pissing or do you think he made the ring and shot the piss through it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats just the warm up bro

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who took this photo

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              are you a wizard?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              clearly has piss on the left ring finger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like shit. The circled line is the fascia that separates the strip loin from the sirloin. It's tough and chewy and the sirloin isn't as tender as the strip loin.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why this looks like a deathmetal logo frfr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why this looks like a deathmetal logo frfr

          The meat clearly reads FEAR

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with what? everything in that image?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should experiment with creating bench space, homosexual.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hipster kys

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >experimenting
    these are the best thread

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm experimenting too, but with men on grindr. this looks yummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >experimenting
      I used this cope for so long. The scientific method mandates that you repeat the experiment over and over to confirm the results, right?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a cute puppy
      what kind of stove?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was not able to save the mushrooms

        idk but I wouldnt recommend, it's a piece of shit

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    may day may day may have fricked up the shrooms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how much fricking oil and drippings is on that carpet lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not much, it gets washed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/s258ZPr.jpg

      Richie Rich over here

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey bro i'm not normally one to call someone out but that cutting board is no longer sanitary or safe to use.
      Wood grain releases bacteria quicker and easier than any other surface but not when you have giant cracks where hunks of shit can get stuck down in and rot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ubZ2s61.jpg

      libations

      Would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks tasty but what the heck is going on with the seed pattern on the top loaf in

      https://i.imgur.com/1y1KrrM.jpg

      experimenting...

      ? I’ve heard of “Brazilian cheese bread” but never a “bread loaf with a Brazilian”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that it? A fast food thread died for steak and chips?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's steak and fries, what was the experiment and why do you have so many plants?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The mushrooms were the failed experiment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sean? You’re a failure at life and a bald alcoholic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      finally someone who can actually cook

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    libations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/s258ZPr.jpg

      Looks delish. Nice plants too Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell your wife she doesn't need to propagate that many plants.

      Nobody will want her cuttings of a $5 pothos. It's okay to just throw them away when you trim the plant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not OP, but my wife also loves propagating plants. Spider plants, christmas cactus, and fiddle leaf fig are the most common.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes people do stuff for fun you know.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want to come across as too cruel, but you are the exact perfect example of someone who is testing cooking as a hobby. you are like a guy who wants to get in shape, and goes to the gym for 2 weeks then gives up and never returns. you probably cook 3-4 times a month tops, and make a big fun ceremony out of it.

    biggest indicator of this is buying plastic box herbs. no serious cooks buy that. That said, youre also clearly wealthy, so perhaps money just doesnt matter to you.

    one clove and one shallot is inexperience. shallots are also a novelty that legitimate cooks who cook all the time simply dont waste money on.

    lastly, you didnt remove the stems from the shrooms and you have your fruit stacked in a bowl. this compresses the lower fruits and makes them rot sooner because of cell breakdowns.

    i wish you well in your doctor/lawyer career, but leave the cooking to people who know how to do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pfft civilians amirite?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black person I've been cooking with fresh herbs and shallots for decades

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or ya know you could just grown them yourself
      root crops are easy as frick to grow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not being poor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do so many homosexuals in this board like this over FOOD? go to a different thread or make your own to discuss the higher art of le cooking, homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because I had bouchon on the counter and not the french laundry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xd tf youre talking about you idiot

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with boys?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey bro, this might sound weird but can you post a pic of your kitchen light shade?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Experiment 2.0

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Duck confit low key bottoming this delicious sauce I’m making

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      White wine first, reduce by half, then tomato and chicken broth, then let’s add the short rib

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We wait.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me what you tried to do with the mushrooms OP and in return I will tell you how to make it successful next time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to improve my recipe from picrel, but the pan was too hot and I should've tossed the burnt drippings; it just came out yuck and black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You were trying to make mushroom gravy?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah mushrooms and sauce with shallot garlic miso mustard butter herbs etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's good for steak is creamed mushrooms. If you want more than just creamed mushrooms add some blue cheese and a splash of Worcestershire. Want more then add garlic and some parsley too. Then top with Kalamata olives. Shit is so rich you'll need a box of red wine to wash it down.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This sounds like it would completely overwhelm the steak's own flavor tho

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're goddamn right it would!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Day after

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you making 'za with this or what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m deciding on a shape

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All that nice stuff but to me you're the pineapple blunt guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Context

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're on the counter in the top of the picture.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For shrimp : Lemon, buttter, garlic, tobasco, cook on low till warm, add to base after chicken
    For base : Butter, red wine, marinara sauce, diced onions, mixed vegetables, tobasco sauce, red pepper flakes, let simmer
    For chicken breast / chicken breast strips : Salt, pepper, garlic powder, lemon, butter, cook till crisp, sliced up, add to base sauce
    Rice

    Cook base first, let simmer.

    Cook chicken second until seared, slice into small pieces (in its own pan, do not use fricking metal to cut it up) Add to base. Let simmer.

    Add shrimp to the base+chicken after its done searing as well. Let simmer 2 to 5 minutes.

    Top with lemmy and basil.

    You're welcome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also, make sure to wash your hands, and add all the juices from the chicken AND shrimp into the base pan.

      Serve over rice for best taste. Do not use noodles of any kind you cucks.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wa La

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shitbull

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the dogge is hungrey

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They eat children for frick sakes. Kill all shitbulls. Only Black folk or Black person-adjacent homosexuals own shitbulls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And? So do israelites

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        too much onion for the dog

        They eat children for frick sakes. Kill all shitbulls. Only Black folk or Black person-adjacent homosexuals own shitbulls.

        it's just high prey drive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like how your dog has a safe space looking away from the t.v

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that gay porn on the tv?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your parents need an interior decorator. Brooklyn hipster circa 2009 ain’t it.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mushrooms
    ew

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