Facing

Do you ever help pull items forward for the wagies? A cute girl (female) was finishing restocking the isle I was shopping on the opposite end so I refaced some product near me that people had recently grabbed along with my own shit and she followed me up to the register and opened up a lane for me. Should I have asked for her number? More importantly, what is your face game like?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dis homie need a boat to go shopping lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we don't use that n-word here, chud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, dawg. what I meant was
        >dis homie might aught ta get a boat to go shopping lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes we do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Back to the cotton fields you go, nincompoop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >T.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        true we use the hard r

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the hahd ahh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How else my man supposed to navigate the isles

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as a an autistic grocery store wagie I enjoy facing products, dont take that away from me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm so busy
      >I'm so busy
      >please don't talk to me
      >but rape my bussy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the real question is, how does this correlate to tip culture? Personally, I believe that most people who say they don't tip at all probably just tip the bare minimum. Now, they are pissed they have to tip delivery app drivers ahead of time or they might not get their goyslop.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Never tip pizza guy.
    >They eventually start hinting at a tip at the door "haha jus tryna get those tips man jus tryna pay off dis car" (its always one a pizza guy could never afford)
    >They eventually start putting this on your boxes, or even attach a job application to it if they haven't been reminded of their place in a while
    >Continue not tipping
    >They eventually decide to deliver your pizza cold and late, or shake up your soda or eat one of your wings or something, or even steal your lawn
    >Complain
    >Get free pizza for complaining, hot and promptly delivered
    >Delivery kid still hasn't learned his lesson, mutters under his breath at me as he leaves
    >Call the store saying I found spit on my pizza and say I saw him messing with it
    >He gets arrested and is facing charges for tampering with food
    Post other ebin lifehacks and money saving tips ITT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >or even steal your lawn
      me when anon doesnt tip15% of $25

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jokes on you now your hands look like they melted in an industrial accident

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he wearing red Hulk Hands?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so he can be strong enough to steal peoples lawns duh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >or even steal your lawn

      The next morning anon stepped out and there was only bare concrete left.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both parties here are selfish pricks and I'm glad I'll never use doordash or any fricking food delivery garbage.
      Holding the hot pizza box on my lap on the way home in winter is so nice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesnt count as losing your virginity, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then everybody clapped

        >Ordering Pizza often enough for this to happen
        >Not cooking family meals for your loved ones
        >Not cooking the pizza outside in your pizza oven, in your nice and temperate garden

        Imagine being so impotent and petty and weak and disappointing and pussyfied that you direct all of your self hate at some half conscious wagie who probably doesn't even know your name

        You're like the person who mistreats their dog because they get picked on at work. Even the pizza guy probably pities you

        Hehe gottem!!!
        Mabey next time kids 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And then everybody clapped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ordering Pizza often enough for this to happen
      >Not cooking family meals for your loved ones
      >Not cooking the pizza outside in your pizza oven, in your nice and temperate garden

      Imagine being so impotent and petty and weak and disappointing and pussyfied that you direct all of your self hate at some half conscious wagie who probably doesn't even know your name

      You're like the person who mistreats their dog because they get picked on at work. Even the pizza guy probably pities you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon is a sociopath.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sociopath to greater good I say.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes.

    As a wagie myself, I know they don't always take care of it throughout the day due to short staffing and call-offs.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I worked retail briefly and ever since i'll instinctually face items after taking one or if i notice something egregious.
    Dont want the boss seeing and thinking they need to have a talk with the wagies.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I normally only do this when I’m buying something but want to check if the items behind the front one are fresher.

    One thing I always do though is when I grab a basket with plastic tubes on metal handles I always recenter the tubes (you’re welcome Trader Joe’s wagies).

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, often. I sometimes feel like some people will miss it and be sad. I feel sad when I think I missed an item I came for.

    I also help smol b***hes, old n young, pull from the top shelf. I'm only 5'8", but I can usually help. A week ago I saw a young weeb kid and her mom trying to find mirin. Had it clipped and visible on their phone. They were saying they were gonna leave and try regular vinegar, but I saw the phone and the top shelf, barely. I mentioned I saw/asked what they were looking for, and its up there in the tall man land. I set aside my basket, picked up a bottle of balsamic, and used it to tug the mirin to where I could reach. Halfway up the shelf. My minimal height of 6+ inches on them helped. Its nice to be nice. They thanked me a lot and the daughter was talking about w.e weeb shit they were gonna make as I left asap. (Public encounters weird me out s bit.) They got the last bottle.

    The real question is.. when you buy 2 or 3 more than you need and there's just ONE left.. do you leave the one, since you've hoarded enough, or do you clean house?

    I get by in life well enough, but please, somebody, rate me on a 1 to 10 scale of moronic and austimo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      11
      (moronic AND autismo)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        <3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound absolutely minimally autistic. That was a very normal and nice encounter and I would've done nothing different. Based autist 8/10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Phew. I often feel like a moron. Glad I'm only minimally so.

        Did you at least get her number?

        The daughter or the mom? Both were.. honey boo boo tier. Very kind, but short n round and not very cute. I did not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you at least get her number?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >5'8"
      just tall enough to be able to help reach, not so tall that people seek you out to help reach
      t. 6'1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But they do. Thats what I said. A lot of 5 foot women ask me for help. Congrats on being a cool ass tall dood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same height and people all me for help all the time. Then they notice I'm disabled (amputee + nerve damage) and seem to immediately feel bad about having asked but I honestly like being helpful.
        Weirdest thing, a store in my immediate area makes me feel short. Every dude working there is at least 6'3. It's like a family reunion (my brother is 6'8 and I've got a hundred year old great uncle who was 6'7 when he was younger but still fricking enormous despite shrinking with age).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're a king for effort. Tiny man, speaking/helping.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always ask for a number. When in doubt ask!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if you're old? Kids like instas or snaps or w.e now. Even old ladies do. I have all these, but I dont use them or procure my image on them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ask for a home address instead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ask for number anyway. It's not so autistic and overpoweringly boomercore that she'll be put off just by that.
        >ask for number
        >she likes you but doesn't want to give up her number or doesn't Text
        >offers insta or snap instead
        That shrimple. Same as if you ask a girl on a date and for some reason she can't do that specific thing, if she wants to go out with you in general she will propose an alternative.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, ty, but they both resembled this guy, with a shaven face. Nty. Stout. Huge milkers. Hips. Built to repopulate the world. Plus.. they thought to exchange basic, cleaning supply, gallon jug vinegar for mirin. I'm not a weeb, but even I know, that would not be a good sub for mirin in their delicious dungeon weeb menu.

          I'm not even good looking and ¾ of the women I've been with approached me. Idk what to even try at 32. Nor am I interested.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous


            Sick, didn't even know you could do this. In the meantime, you've been doing the right thing. Women who are interested will approach you, approaching women is a crypt keeper meme that hasn't been the right move for at least 15 years.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks big boss.

              Same height and people all me for help all the time. Then they notice I'm disabled (amputee + nerve damage) and seem to immediately feel bad about having asked but I honestly like being helpful.
              Weirdest thing, a store in my immediate area makes me feel short. Every dude working there is at least 6'3. It's like a family reunion (my brother is 6'8 and I've got a hundred year old great uncle who was 6'7 when he was younger but still fricking enormous despite shrinking with age).

              How did you lose your stuff? Are you a sweet ass vet? Just a sad case of diabetes? Accident?,

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Senshi is based.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm not doing it for the wagies, I'm doing it for the other custies

    Same here, I do this on a regular basis, sometimes when items have gotten really mixed up by shitbags I'll put them in the right spot if it won't take too long.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I ever do this is because I constantly see thurdies hiding shit in the back behind the wrong merchandise hoping it'll still be there on foodstamp day. FRICK. THAT. SHIT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THAT is what's going on when i see shit deliberately mixed up or hidden? Oh, I am on a MISSION now.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did merchandizing for 3 years so the urge is ingrained but I can overcome it now. I'll do it if the stocker is nearby, though

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do it too. If there are any small empty boxes in chillers I'll move them out of the way as well, and if there's stuff in the wrong place I will more often than not try to put it back in its original place. Four years of retail just can't be turned off.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're helping the other customers, you sperg. If that minimum wagie gave a shit about the quality of her store's shopping experience she wouldn't have done such a shitty job stocking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon, it's usually the customers putting things back wrong, stop sperging out and think for a second

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wagies literally do everything. They raise fruit and veges and harvest them. They raise cattle and pick up the literal shit. They build roads. They purify your water. They run nuclear power plants.

    ALL work is done by wagies, excluding the slave labor going on in American prisons, since not all of that is paid

    I want you to really think about how moronic your statement is. In capitalism, everyone that isn't an owner is by definition either unemployed or a wagie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think "wage" means "all forms of income derived from effort"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No you imbecile

        Everyone who works for a wage for an employer is by definition a wagie

        People who own their business, or people who make money via investing, or via owning, are NOT wagies

        It's not very hard. More than 80% of all people in any given nation are wagies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think "wage" means "all forms of income derived from effort"?

      No you imbecile

      Everyone who works for a wage for an employer is by definition a wagie

      People who own their business, or people who make money via investing, or via owning, are NOT wagies

      It's not very hard. More than 80% of all people in any given nation are wagies.

      wagie =/= salaryman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What? so what's the difference? I'm on a salary but I always just assumed that makes me a wagie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A wage is paid by the hour, a commission is paid by the sale, a salary is a set income for filling your role regardless of hours worked that sometimes has bonuses for meeting KPI targets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They purify your water.
      That's a fricking lie lmao. They've added more shit to the water since covid and they were already adding non-natural "fluoride" (industrial waste) to the water to "help fight cavities" (ruin people's health and brain).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >non-natural "fluoride" (industrial waste)
        moron go away!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the absolute frick up you stupid shit eating frickgay. You're fricking stupid and your ideas are fricking dumb.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i occasionally like the idea of fricking with them and taking shit off their delivery carts as my personal item, just to make them feel uncomfortable.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I also organized stuff in bookstores back when I left the house for more than groceries, lol. Tidying up is a dopamine hit for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I also organized stuff in bookstores
      Isn't it library etiquette not to re-shelve the books? I used to be a busboy and hated when people would stack their own plates/glasses.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was stuff like those stacks of games/journals/notebooks/pens on tables/bins. I like cleaning but I aint reading shit and putting it back where it supposedly goes, that sounds like work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I like cleaning but I aint reading shit and putting it back where it supposedly goes, that sounds like work
          Heh.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a liar. everyone knows they keep pretty girls up front because if you take your eye off them for a second theyll be blowing guys in the bathroom and your shelves will look like shit

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Facing
    We call this "zoning" at Target, I'm the presentation Team lead so I'd hope my zoning game is unmatched
    I get unnecessarily angry when I go somewhere else and the team hasn't zoned

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always pull the next product forward when i'm shopping
      I also push the carts into nice tidy lines

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you feel about numerology? Is there any significance to the relationship between events taking place and the exact time shown on the clock (like a 12:34, 1:11, etc notable number) or anything to do with item numbers or prices?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/x/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kroger calls it conditioning. Some divisions allocate hours just for this, many do not and expect night crew to do it. But kroger is cheap and no one has time to finish anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Walmart also calls it zoning. Closing associates zone in an area according to thier job code with a one to two hour zone in grocery at the start of their shift. The grocery zone is typically led by one of the salesfloor team leads. If I lead the zone, I try to collect go backs and cardboard to give the assocaites to give the associates more time to zone and declutter their carts. When I zone, I try to be as detailed as I can to make sure a section is faced according to modular, but I am still attemping to balance that with not spending too much time in one aislesection.
      How is zoning as a team? A coach in my store have tried bringing all the 2nd shift salesfloor associates together to try and "swarm zone" the store but it has has mixed, but mostly negitive, results for the zone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the ideal time for milfs or other attractive women to shop at your store? Target always has a higher percentage of hot women and I like to ogle them as they browse the lingerie section.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There really isn’t any one specific time that attractive milfs frequent the store but I will say this;
        Classier ones tend to show up earlier in the day and trashier ones with looser morals show up later in the evening

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who works in retail, people who help pull items forward are a myth. You're more likely to see something stolen right behind items than anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people who help pull items forward are a myth
      are you saying i am not real? that'd be awesome because being real is nowhere NEAR as cool

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m fricking moronic as shit and I always rearrange items in the grocery store if they’re out of alignment. I literally can’t help it. Yes, I have been diagnosed with OCD but I don’t the medication I was prescribed because it made act like manic maniac. Sometimes other customers see me fixing product displays and think I work in the store and ask me for help finding something. I always help them because it’s weirder for me to say “no I don’t work here I just have crippling OCD that compels me to properly order and align things”.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see you and I feel yah. Can you disclose your meds?If they are helpful. I'm also ocd, and weed n booze is wearing thin as a proxy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t want to derail the thread to get into every psychiatric drug I’ve been on in the past thirty years of continuous treatment but it was Clomipramine that was specifically prescribed to treat my OCD.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a fricking shit ass Culinaly thead, you're not derailing anything, champ.

          30 years?! Thats wild. Have you been medicated the whole time? How extreme was your OCD? Did it ever keep you awake as a child? Did you have to get up and down or make movements over and over until your muscles ached and you cried? Did you do a lot of odd shit. Asking for a friend.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Medicated for 25 years. OCD was not a primary diagnosis even though I’ve been doing weird compulsive shit my whole life that my family called “fiddling”. Yes, I did a lot of odd antisocial shit when I was a kid. Nothing evil, just being a little piece of shit kid and fricking with people, breaking stuff, vandalism, petty crime, playing with fire, etc. Bart Simpson behavior. I’m not going to get much more specific about my mental illness or treatment but I’ll retell a funny story of my childhood delinquency I’ve told on Culinaly before if you want.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting. I was a mild bart as well. Idk how that correlates with OCD, but, yeah. I wanna hear your fun story.

              Senshi is based.

              Based Senshi baser.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >be me
                >7 or 8
                >have to take a taxi somewhere with my mom
                >waiting for taxi
                >hmmmm
                >open freezer and pull out a steak from the back
                >pocket the steak
                >cab arrives
                >sit behind driver
                >slyly remove steak from pocket
                >drop it and nudge it under the drivers seat
                No idea what possessed me to do that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

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              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. Sounds super weird, but thanks for sharing. I imagine those guys check under their seats fairly often, so I don't think you hurt anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I made sure to use my little child foot to push the steak way under the driver's seat where it was well hidden. And this was a dirty yellow cab with the pleather seats and the dashboard crown air freshener way back in the 90s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did you scald your hands washing in water as a toddler? Were you obsessed with dying? Where did it start?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never, I prefer not to touch anything I'm not going to buy.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that I do because my first job was as a bag boy is if I see a cart in the middle of the parking lot I'll use that and maybe bring a couple more back if they're on the way into the store in with me to return. Just helping the boys out a little

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no
    I'm not sick

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I usually do because I don't grab the item facing the aisle, I grab the one behind it and check to make sure the chips aren't broken, it hasn't been fricked with, etc.
    I don't want to grab something that someone already had their hands on. Especially shit like deodorant.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually that's called Zoning. Dumbass. The facing is how many times in a row the product is arranged.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A thread died for this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      too bad you didn't

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pour my used engine oil all over the floor of the cinema when I leave half way through for popcorn

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    saddest post I have ever seen in my 20 years of browsing Culinaly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats some sweet vanitas art. Is AI?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to hijack the thread but it's just an average catholic church in Germany

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're the second and likely Same person who was concerned about derailing a thread in the last two days. Its a shithole Vietnamese dragon dildo forum, you're fine.

          This is super cool. Who are the couple? Why does it look Greek on the ends? What denom is the church? How did it fair during and after WWII? Really amazing and beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there was a trend at one time of taking ancient skeletal remains from roman and other catacombs, which were believed (without any real evidence) to have been christians put to death, and thus martyrs, and dressing them up in excessive riches the way is often done with saints and emperors, and displaying them as revered religious relics and heros of christianity.

        the crazy thing is any of these skellingtons could be just random dead people from the past; a soldier, a bootsmith, a roman politician; literally anybody

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is super duper cool as shit. I just asked a question you answered more or less and incredibly well. Thank you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You seem like a weird gay and also like a moron for not knowing about catacomb saints so tentatively I'm going to say that despite your positive attitude, you need to go back.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are catacombs saints standard knowledge for normal people? I probably am a weird gay. Oh well. Where do I go back to..?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >normal people
                probably not but normal people don't belong here, this website is for erudite gentlemen only. as for where to go back to, i'm not sure, but probably tiktok or reddit

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    groceries?
    >get a few items at the store
    >approach the 10 items or less lane
    >cute mid 20s girl
    >her face lights up
    >very flirtatious
    This has been happening to me a lot lately ever since I started walking daily and cleaned up my appearance. I'm getting head turns in my direction like when I was ten years younger. Feels good man.

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