Fastest way to get diarrhea?

Fastest way to get diarrhea?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had it for a couple days now and I think it was because the oysters I made were undercooked

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Babado seeds. Ask anyone in sub-Saharan Africa, man is always tempted to try it once

    Have 911 on speed dial

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >day off body cleanser
      that shit sounds evil

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sounds evil
        You would know evil wouldn't you Satan?
        SNEED

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should be aware, fren, that that particular phrase is a thread marker for Glowies, and NOT used by REALPoasters™ on 4 troons.
          END TRANS/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think a troy maclure line would have three points. the third could be "card hole!"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              BAsed.

              I'm still pretty much a newbie. I've only been here since 2019.

              First...NEVER ADMIT THAT AGAIN..
              2rd, You are a newbie anytime AFTER 2009, I think.
              I came during the CANCER that KILLED /b/
              Don't panic!, Just don't be an butthole, Don't feed the b0t or Trolls(shills) and always lurk MOAR.
              **Remember: this is ALL being recorded for you posterior.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still pretty much a newbie. I've only been here since 2019.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hang in there, don't be like that tripgay "m00t" who left the site just before he was about to become an oldgay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >just before he was about to become an oldgay.
                LOLOLOLOL!!
                TOP ZOZZLE!!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any dish with naga chilli will help but you'll be blastin fire

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat several spoonfuls of condensed milk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had more than a couple of spoonfuls, did nothing

      Fructose

      Does nothing

      Apple juice

      Can drink liters of this to no effect

      Sucralose, the sugar substitute.
      Eating too much is almost a guarantee for irregular bowel movements and diarrhea.

      This is true, drinking about 1.5 liters of coke zero in a couple of hours will have me blasting hot miso soup out of my ass

      Bag of prunes or dates. Eat the entire thing. Will cure your constipation and make you constantly shit every single tiny drop of poop in your body liquid or otherwise

      I have eaten 250-500 grams of dates in a single sitting and maintained solid poops

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Salt is the answer, or soy sauce, just don't kys like a moron but you can get massive shits from overdoing it on salt very fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Brown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have condensed milk with milk tea and it's fine I've eaten it like that and it's fine. Tub of Chocolate Ice Cream however will make you go to washroom fast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hearty laugh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      genes issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >genes issue
        If he consooms enough it will become a jeans issue.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fructose

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apple juice

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sucralose, the sugar substitute.
    Eating too much is almost a guarantee for irregular bowel movements and diarrhea.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A single spoon of Epsom salt will just evacuate you. Funny since you can buy it in like 5 lb bags.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Half a teaspoon in water is plenty ime. Results in less than 20 minutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Funny since you can buy it in like 5 lb bags.
      Its meant to soak your body in by the cup so

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which cup?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink two litres of unfiltered organic (soft) apple cidre that you bought from a farmer's market in front of a cathedral in Freiburg, Germany because they didn't give you anything to plug the bottle with and you didn't wanna carry it around everywhere because the bottle was getting sticky.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink mercury, it literally runs through your digestive system in seconds and will make you diarrhea all over the place instantly. You will also probably die or get severely fricked up from residual poisoning, but technically it's the fastest way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Th-thanks Chang

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will also make you loopy
      picrel true story

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magnesium supplements

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mag Citrate will do it. The others not so much.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bag of prunes or dates. Eat the entire thing. Will cure your constipation and make you constantly shit every single tiny drop of poop in your body liquid or otherwise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he asked how to get diarrhea not how to turn his ass into the fricking tsar bomba

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He said how to get diarrhea. He didn't specify how MUCH diarrhea he wanted

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty kebab shop or the worst rated Indian restaurant close.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gas station sushi

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lake a laxative stupid

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pears chased with milk

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have gallbladder stones and eat anything remotely fatty or fried. I have gallbladder problems and I am forced to eat healthy or suffer Montezuma's curse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take NAC and look into TUDCA

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink a bottle of whiskey on an empty stomach for a week straight.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shove a hose up your ass

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go get a BIG bag of sugar free gummy bears and eat as much as you can. The sugar free thing they use is a laxative at anything beyond eating a moderate amount but, I did this as a joke once, and let me tell you. You will shit your ever loving brains out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vvxtD6i.jpeg

      Haribo sugar-free.

      Sometimes I go and read the Amazon reviews and laugh my ass off

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slam 6 to 8 beers, eat a can of vegetarian chili with extra peppers or a thick lentil stew slightly undercooked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can of vegetarian chili
      Something about canned chili in general will nuke your insides. The regular stuff with beans that you're supposed to use on hot dogs

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm having problems using the bathroom as well. my usual remedy would be a cup of coffee and a cigarette.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mineral Oil

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haribo sugar-free.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat from a Chinese restaurant that uses gutter oil.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat random ass mushrooms. Most of them will make you shit yourself to death with no medical attention.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's a delicious milkshake. i typically go for chocolate but once in a while i get spicy and order vanilla
    drink about 2-3oz of it and it's guaranteed nightmarish stomach cramps, an hour long nap, and waking up to rush to the toilet room.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      update: i just went to steak n shake for a chocolate shake.
      it's weird and not good. i'll put it in the freezer for my dog tomorrow. even the cherry and whipped cream weren't good. maybe it's the kratom i had

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think your dog will really enjoy that, great idea. What kind of kratom is your favorite?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure, this is my first bag. friend recommended it, it's green. i mixed a teaspoon in with some cold water and a lemon slice, is that okay or dangerous?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Seems good, it say anything on the bag? You get it from a store or just from your bro? I've been off kratom for a while myself and thinking about going back to it. It kind of tastes like ass though so I preferred taking capsules to making the drink.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's this thing but i only bought the 1oz bag, from a store he told me about.
              i used to fill capsules of kratom for a friend, had a cute little device to hold the pill ends and put it together. it seems like an easier way, if it actually works, this stuff tastes like bad grass on a summer day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Seems good, it say anything on the bag? You get it from a store or just from your bro? I've been off kratom for a while myself and thinking about going back to it. It kind of tastes like ass though so I preferred taking capsules to making the drink.

            Kratom is garbage. No high, no euphoria, just a mouth full of dirt.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That was my experience. I tried it like twice and what happened was I took so much trying to get high that I just wound up puking

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    taco bell
    about once a month i have some primal craving for taco bell and every time afterwards i shit my brains out. i attribute it to some forbidden bacteria taking refuge in my gut biome, but it could just be the ground up dogs and rats.
    regardless, i am a host for a parasite.
    i kneel to the bell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      peep the sodium content on any of Taco Smell's menu items.
      it makes u shit urself because it contains medicinal laxitive levels of sodium.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Italian dressing. For whatever reason I am guaranteed to turn into a mud faucet within 20 minutes of ingesting it

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink a shit ton of hard liquor (80 proof or more) and eat nothing. It will completely liquify your insides. You won't be able to fart without fear of shitting yourself.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fecal oral. Wipe your ass, touch your face and lick your fingers.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My stepbrother swears he has an allium intolerance. Is on the shitter for an hour if he injests even the slightest bit. So, onions for him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      allium is how the rugrat kids would pronounce alien

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    undercooked chicken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Donald's daughters are very pretty

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my special chili
    >lots of pepper and hot sauce
    >beans that are still kinda hard
    >undercooked potatoes
    >bacon
    >canned cream corn
    rancid liquid shits every time

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ipecac enema

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sUGAR-FREE
    Eat the WHOLE bag.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat da poopoo

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cholera

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Giardia is faster... It's the gift that keeps on giving.
      Rainbow gatherings have actually LOST people to this...Filthy hippies.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spoonful of olive oil, or stuff a few marshmallows up your ass if you're impatient

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gas station hot dogs are a known laxative. I can't prove it, but it seems the longer they have been on the roller grill the more effective they become.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taco Bell, and copious amounts of cheap beer always does the trick for me.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be american and eat pretty much anything, you'll be shitting your pants publicly in no time!

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can say for nice smelling farts, italian wedding soup. the canned stuff works wonders

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless I'm blind/illiterate and missed it, it's a surprise nobody has mentioned olestra potato chips or Indian food.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    waltuh

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drink a glass of olive oil

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try to deep fry something but use too low a temp so the bread soaks up all the oil.

    You will shit yourself for 3 days.

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