Favorite girl scout cookies ?

Favorite girl scout cookies ?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter sandwich are lowkey the GOAT, thin mints are overrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp
      I always buy the knockoff ones at Aldi because I'm not paying like $7 for a box of 12 cookies.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girl Scouts is a sexist organization and I do not support them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if true, i will consider supporting them. but they probably let boys in now, knowing how things go nowadays.

      samoas and tagalongs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't because no boys actually want to do that crap. Boy Scouts are no longer boy, they are just Scouts now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL FAHKIN WOKE m*
        THE WHOLE WORLD HAZ GON FAHKIN MENTOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girl Scouts is the sexiest organization and I support them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are they that sexy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres just something about girl scouts which hits different

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you support Boy Scou-ahem, Scouts BSA? They allow women and gays in now. I mean they allowed gays as leaders before but now they can be open about it before the eventual molestation incident that gets quietly shuffled under the rug.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon that's been happening for decades to the point where it has its own wikipedia page.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You lack reading comprehension. ESL, perhaps?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >before the eventual molestation incident that gets quietly shuffled under the rug.
            Implies that this hasn't been happening since the 1980s

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't. In fact, the preceding clause implies it happened before, since all gays in power over boys eventually do that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, please

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ya you got a duckin problem with that gringo? This is our land now b***h breasts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a good time in Boy Scouts, but I bet it’s a mess today. It was like the military for kids

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When I was in Boy Scouts, it was the shit. Lots of outdoorsy stuff and competent adults running the show. None of that rapey crap that other (unfortunately) dealt with. We did our meetings out of a Masonic lodge which, I should add, has never updated their decor since the place was built. Perhaps the secret to their power is wood-paneled walls

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's basically what it was founded as, like a private Christian-oriented militia group for boys. Get them closer to Jesus by teaching them outdoorsman skills and the value of hard work. Girl Scouts were more about teaching them domestic stuff with a bit of "how to tell dangerous wild berries from safe ones".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Girl Scouts were more about teaching them domestic stuff with a bit of "how to tell dangerous wild berries from safe ones".

            Now they teach them how to manipulate old men with skinpy outfits and flirting

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would they would come to my house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dicky

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really let children go door to door to sell cookies to likely paedophiles?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, girl scouts usually sell the cookies near the entrances to grocery stores and walmart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying that paedophiles dont visit grocery stores?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to sell girl scout cookies door to door back in the late 90s. My parents didn't give a shit about me though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I give a shit about you.
        >me thinking of you hurting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they dress you as a little girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pedos are marked on a map, you can look it up and see who in your community is raw dogging kids or if they fricked their sweetheart in HS and got jailed for it.

      The real danger is the women - no one suspects them and they get away with it all the time. So your troop leader is far more likely to be a pedo than some rando you visit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are plenty of closet pedos who have never been jailed or gotten in trouble.
        t. knower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They used to before covid. I always bought a lot from the ones who bothered to go door to door because at least they're putting in effort. Now they don't come around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They got me this year. I was in the middle of a keto cycle too and there they were at my doorstep. It was the first time I had the chance to pick my own girl scout cookies, all other years I was at the mercy of my dad's pick, so I went in on 3 boxes of tagalongs.
      Oh wait, what's that? There are 2 bakeries that distribute girl scout cookies and one of them uses the authentic names like tagalongs, and the other is a ghetto piece of shit that does cheap knockoffs called "peanut butter patties" that SUCK FRICKING ASS.
      I paid $6 a box for 3 boxes and handed those girls a $20 and told them to keep the chance and every single cookie tasted like shit.
      Next time, I am demanding to know if I'm getting TAGALONGS or shitty ass "peanut butter patties." Stay away from those things anons, they suck.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinmint and shortbread master race
    But not from the organization themself, too fricking expensive

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have the cookie scouts marshaled again?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a box of tagalongs
    >Literally 16 cookies
    Wtf

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no girl scouts where I live. Do groups of little girls really knock on your door and sell you cookies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, well maybe in highly populated suburban areas but for me they just camp outside of drug stores and super markets and sell from tables there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here in California the girl scouts set up a table to sell cookies on the sidewalk next to a weed dispensary. Also seen them selling cookies outside grocery stores with teenage "girl scouts" dressed like bawds with cleavage exposed and everything.
      Fricking sodom and gommorah here.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do they at least bake the cookies themselves?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl scouts is a disgusting organization that teaches children to flirt and sell cookies.

    Its like a giant pimp company.

    Is it any wonder your children are preparing for a career on only fans?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up on the caramel delights and still like them. Can't think of another cookie that's remotely similar in taste and texture. Thin mints from the freezer with milk was a close second. Parents never really bought other kinds but maybe I'll have to try something new next time scouts are out selling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Parents never really bought other kinds but maybe I'll have to try something new next time scouts are out selling
      Don't bother. You already found the best ones.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >digits
        damn, you're right
        always thought my parents were pretty based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure what you are bragging about since I am pretty sure your dad is a white male

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the prostitute cookies are any good.
    Have you all be brainwashed?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none because this crap doesnt exist in my country

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for telling us, ultra homosexual.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The secret cookie you have to know the code word to buy. I’m not telling what it is.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This episode did a great job illustrating the racket: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WzqWYCiLpVY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cholo right here watching kids show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Home Movies
        >kids show
        >cholo
        go back, paco

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't support acolytes of Moloch.

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