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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And? What's the issue? Are you trying to argue those aren't sacrifices and they can't be dedicated to penance?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wanted a humble meal you would eat lentils and PB&J. That excessive stuff is defeating the spirt of not eating meat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you don't let israelites write the book and put in all kinds of loophole like fish doesn't count as meat. Buddhism got it right simply drawing their line at "things that move".
        In any case, Lent is an extrabiblical tradition, and traditions are subject to a lot of personal interpretation. Some might say "I fricking love red meat and not being able to down 5 pounds of it is already penance enough, let me have this in the way I like at least".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know there are still guys in hell doing time on a meat rap.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to chugging whiskey and shoveling Cocaine up that nose. George had no personal values. He just wrote jokes that catered to the selph aggrandizing boomer audience. Who really needs over a dozen comedy specials?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's why you don't let israelites write the book and put in all kinds of loophole like fish doesn't count as meat.
          Phew, it's a good thing that never happened, and they never said that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a humble meal
        why do you think so wrongly?
        why do you correlate things that are not correlated?

        but let's do the hindu meal, tikki spreadsala.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re trying too hard, kid. If you were a real man you’d just go without eating like the Muslims, something that actually builds humility and character

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid, I would have loved to have been given PB&J instead of fish on Fridays during Lent.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually reject these rituals
    literally the whole point of christ was to tell us we don't need to do those kinds of things anymore

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prots cannot comprehend the mmm yummie fishies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in my day we used to throw fish carcasses at the bus full of athletes from the local Catholic highschool.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just to remind all the Catholics out there. Beaver and alligator is chill to eat on Friday.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me Eastertime means Red Lobster – Fire-grilled lobster, shrimp and scallops. Red Lobster’s equivalent of Olive Garden’s Tour of Italy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you, being a moron seems very apropos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll stick to buying shellfish directly from fishermen in New England. My uncle owns a large lobster boat in Massachusetts so I eat free crabs by the dozen for over six months of the year.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        “I only eat fresh seafood right out of the fricking sea, my family are seafood farmers and we sell scallops by the sea shore…. Blah blah blah, etc…”
        Meanwhile, while you are picking the grains of sand out of your clams, my giant Red Lobster seafood dinner arrives at my table, lol!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you have permission to frick that hard. Nobody does.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heck yeah man! This is how I feel about Red Lobster. Just me a big platter of grub from the sea!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really like insects, don't you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Olive garden is a fraud. They do not serve steamed Maine lobsters with melted butter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there negative space on that plate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did it just to trigger the weirdos. Glad it worked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >negative space

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Extra salty, just the way I like it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i always say this aloud to my snow-pea plants when my neighbors walk by
          its gets them both - the neighbors and the peas going and growing

          SWEET
          GREEN
          AND
          DELECTABLE
          PEANESS

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely don't understand the point of fried fish when making a tasty and healthy grilled or baked fillet takes literally 10-15 minutes and three ingredients

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people aren't twinks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        non sequitur reply

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hes not wrong though anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but I also wouldn't be wrong if I randomly said "some apples are red"; doesn't make it suddenly a logical thing to say as a response.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              but some apples are red

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sequitur

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ???

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not one 360 flip.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree. For the price of that fried fish you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wear orange clothing when I go to a Friday fish fry. Just to let them know I communicate with God without consulting a creepy dude living in a cathedral.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not nice to call your basement a cathedral.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you are still financially supporting it.

      Genuinely don't understand the point of fried fish when making a tasty and healthy grilled or baked fillet takes literally 10-15 minutes and three ingredients

      Gotta use the fryers in the church for something, nobody is making fried chicken in them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. Same as you paying taxes. Our president is Catholic and so is the majority of the supreme court. I just love fried haddock and clams.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >our
          not my president

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post a picture of your passport. Include two salad forks and a pint glass in the background instead of a timestamp.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    been enjoying the lack of meat and fasting. made some veggie raviolis today, took my time to practice my brunoise and make some good pasta, ate just as much as I needed. nothing but temptations today but I'm eternally grateful for the choice

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless St. Patrick’s Day is on a Friday, then it’s all forgiven.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like Catholics were once israelites

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only for cornbeef since its a dish for the patron saint of ireland

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean is fish even cheaper than meat today like how it used to be in biblical times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I live near the sea and while I can get really cheap seafood it's still more expensive than meat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically Lent makes no sense now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to eat fish though. You can eat eggs and cheese if you like, as long as it's not meat you're in the clear.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can eat eggs and cheese
            Yeah, I know about pepper and egg sandwiches that are popular among practicing catholics during lent

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many traditions don't. That "Buddhists" still cling onto the way people dressed thousands of years ago boggles my mind. The irony is actually off the charts on that one.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny how catholics allowed fish to be eaten during lent because they couldn't handle abstaining from eating flesh for just 8 days of the year

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a leftover from israelites and kosher laws. Fish is pareve, considered neither meat nor milk for the purpose of the meat-milk mixing rule. It's stupid but that's what happens when your religion was founded by israelites.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating flesh is the foundation of Catholicism. They even eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Human prophet during holy communion. It's a sick cannibalistic faith.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On Friday I had:

    Breakfast: smoked salmon and scrambled eggs
    Lunch: tuna (2 cans) with garlic, lemon and pasta
    Dinner: King prawn karahi curry (pic related)

    Normally I would have bacon and eggs, chicken breast, and probably a steak or burger on a Friday.

    While the fish/seafood is not any less 'luxurious' per se, it is a reminder to step out of our normal routine and lift our hearts up to the Lord in penance.

    I have also given up alcohol until Easter, which is a bigger penance for me. I am fasting overall compared to my TDEE to lose some weight and control my gluttony.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you really cared about st peter opening the gates for your sorry-virtous-butthole

      why don't you try fasting instead? - or better yet instead of improving upon yourself - why not improve upon the community?

      why not share with them what you have learned
      instead of attempting to lead the anonymous flock astray u gentile

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