Feastables

For those who fell for the hype and bought a feastable, tell me from a scale of vomit chocolate Hershey to Lindt, how does this youtube shill chocolate brand taste? I don't wanna give Mr Beast my money but I'll admit the repetitive marketing is slowly getting to me.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had literally never seen this guy's face before a few months ago when he started selling food and it was posted on Culinaly. I just recently found out he's apparently the biggest youtuber on all of youtube, and yet I've literally never had one of his videos recommended, or watched another video talking about him (that's not true; I saw one about a week ago discussing the politics of what he does and how hypocritical the right is when it comes to this kind of thing). Never tried any of his food, but coworkers said it was bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they're healthier chocolate bars with no preservatives, so I can't really take your co workers word. She could be the typical lard ass American who expected a hf corn syrup high and the predictable taste of a billion artificial additive and ingredient chocolate slop, but didn't so thought the chocolate was terrible. I need specifics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >she could be the typical lard ass American
        It was actually a white black dude (if you don't know what I'm talking about I'm sorry) who brought them in and had a hard time giving them away after a few other guys tasted them and said they tasted like shit. I really don't think anyone in the US actually thinks cheap Hershey chocolate is the best thing ever. Most people prefer good chocolate no matter the ingredients. A chocolate bar can be all natural and as minimally processed as is possible and be amazing, but just because something is labeled as "healthier" doesn't automatically mean it's going to taste better. Often times the opposite is the case. Then again, I never tried any so I have no idea.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >a white black dude (if you don't know what I'm talking about I'm sorry)
          yikes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most chocolate bars all have the same ingredients. Walmart brand chocolate is pretty much the same as the Mr. Beast chocolate, but his is a lot more expensive. It's just a brand, it's not like he came up with something new and amazing. It's a regular chocolate bar that costs more because his name is on it and that makes it appealing to his fans.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually now that I look at it more, at least for the milk chocolate bar it's 65% chocolate which is unusually high for milk chocolate and it's made with grass-fed milk. The regular chocolate bar is still kinda expensive since it's just a regular 80% chocolate bar which you can get cheaper with other brands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a mentally ill moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you are mentally ill for not watching my heckin favorite e-celeb!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not a mentally ill moron for watching a political break down of some random eceleb I claim to not care about!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, but unironically. Every now and then I watch a new episode of SNL when I'm visiting family and I never have any clue who the musical guest is, and they're always terrible. This isn't me being "out of touch with today's youth." It's literally that if you're not of fricking tick tock or whatever you will literally never encounter any of this zoomer shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.

        There's nothing I hate more than "blah blah blah, oh wait, that's actually not true because this one time..."

        That makes sense conversationally. It does not make sense when typing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That makes sense conversationally. It does not make sense when typing.
          That doesn't make any sense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care, just keep bumping my thread. Thx.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >my thread
              Yikes. An actual person actually came up with the idea for this thread and thought it would make an interesting thread? Jesus fricking christ I hate zoomers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you are mentally ill for not watching my heckin favorite e-celeb!

        nice samegayging

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've also never heard of him before he was posted here and he's never been rec'd me on YouTube. I don't watch eCeleb videos at all so I've never heard of him mentioned anywhere else* but here.
      *The only exception is last week, when an article popped up on my newsfeed about him and Twitter (didn't read it so idk what it was about; only reason I remember it is because I remembered his weird looking face as "that weird looking guy from Culinaly") and some other article with a headline saying he's a she now.
      That's literally all I know about this person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had literally never seen this guy's face before a few months ago when he started selling food and it was posted on Culinaly. I just recently found out he's apparently the biggest youtuber on all of youtube, and yet I've literally never had one of his videos recommended, or watched another video talking about him (that's not true; I saw one about a week ago discussing the politics of what he does and how hypocritical the right is when it comes to this kind of thing). Never tried any of his food, but coworkers said it was bad.

        It's a channel for children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never heard about him until some Culinaly thread. Not really an E-celeb guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, its really weird, like its fake and gay like everything else in the world these days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Normie parents apparently groan at the mention of his name. I think he's more popular with children than adults which is probably why you never heard of him.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a deadeyed chipmunk cuck.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    marketed as only having a few ingredients so its good or something, still has a shit ton of sugar. when i went to get one they were all sold out except the sea salt one, so i tried it.....it was just chocolate with salt in it, gross as frick

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me from a scale of vomit chocolate Hershey to Lindt
    but these are both low tier gas station chocolates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We are comparing supermarkets chocolate here, not fair trade certified single origin fancy shit. Stfu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but there is no worthwhile difference between them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lindt
      >Bad
      It isn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tell me from a scale of vomit chocolate Hershey to Lindt
        but these are both low tier gas station chocolates

        Lindt isn't terrible, but both Callier and Villars are far superior. I would even put Frey about it although others would disagree.

        That said all three of those brands are pretty hard to get in foreign markets, so I can understand why OP uses Lindt as a recognisable "good" brand.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Beast looks like he sniffs the McDonalds slide and ballpit balls.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good, you should try for yourself

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can't keep getting away with it!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hands down the worst chocolate I've ever had in my life.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand how any of his 230 million subscribers look at his face for more than 10 seconds and not feel deeply uncomfortable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like, how can you be on the public eye at a 9999382377332% rate, make fricktons of money off it, and still manage to remain extremely unphotogenic
      it's like vietnam-tier PTSD flashbacks hit him as soon as he is about to pose for a pic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand how any of his 230 million subscribers look at his face for more than 10 seconds and not feel deeply uncomfortable.

        lol I've always thought this. I said before if the "algorithm" hadn't pushed him like this; he would be stuck posting on /LULZ/. Dude is ugly as hell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the "algorithm"
          my wild guess is paid yt ad campaings

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude is ugly as hell
          Not really. He's just your average guy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If that's average, I'm a fricking supermodel. Actually, I did do some modeling while I was at school and uni, but not any runway shit. Catalogue/advert and hair styling.
            tl;dr dat homie ugly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This reads like an antisocial neckbeard post. Post face with timestamp.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post penis with timestamp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I don't know who that guy is but his face and his fake smile gives me the creeps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >230 million subscribers
      wow, totally not artificial at all

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    About as delicious as his shitty undercooked burgers. I'm not religious but if there is an Antichrist it's this guy.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is my king, let the homosexuals eat at king homosexual's table.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a poltard thread trying to undermine Mr. Beast's popularity. The idiot behind this thread tried on /tv for like 3 months. In a few posts he'll probably start screaming about trannies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why you care about the undermining of some dipshit's unwarranted popularity.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sells name to terrible burger chain
    Why would anyone still trust this guy? How fricking moronic can the streamer-generation be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No different from Trump brand water or all the Kardashian branded stuff. People are morons in every era.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mr beast looks like he spends way too much time hanging around kindergarten playgrounds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's 2024. It's ok to be a MAP. I hang around parks for the scenery.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since everyone's busy shitflinging, I've only tried the peanut butter. Its better than the normal variety of shit but its not worth the price . If I'm spending 2.99 or more I'll get Lindt or Ghirardelli.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hersheys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've only tried the peanut butter as well, it's like someone hammered a reese's cup as flat as possible, it's pretty shit for how expensive it is, but it doesn't exist to be a quality product, it only exists to scam 12 year olds by being the product of a israelitetuber.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't wanna give Mr Beast my money
    but you'll give him your time and attention? your lifespan is limited but money can always be reacquired. reprioritize your life monkey man

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