Feed a cold

I have a terrible cold I need to be over it by tuesday
So far I have been eating chicken soup and melted cheese sandwiches
What else can I feed this damn thing so I can get better?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >need to be over it by Tuesday

    Not happening bubba. Takes at least a week

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pepper tea.
    >make strong black tea
    >add lemon, honey and as much ground black pepper as you can handle
    >whiskey optional

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cut out the racism bud. Do better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agreed
      racismo is not needed on a cooking board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He makes racists look bad. I go outside and I get sick and shit and "hurrrr go outside even more!!!" isn't the answer he's such an armchair warrior

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To get over a cold quickly, you need to take large doses of vitamin C, D and zinc. This'll shave several days off your recovery.

        Glowing Black person hands typed this. Get off our board and censor reddit instead porch monkey.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you an angry white doctor?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            does a naturopath count?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the same as a chiropractor

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating cheese is only going to make it worse and clog your mucus

    [...]

    I don’t see your mother posted here

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starve the cold! The cold is your enemy! Kill it!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Max out on D3 and Zinc

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Warm limenade w/ salt

    The warm liquid will temporarily sooth your throat and clear up your nasal. The lime has Vit C, even placebo is welcomed right now cause everything fricking sucks. The salt and sugar are your electrolytes.

    Yeah you could do lemon and honey, but lime feels more green.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cold Season Hot Toddy
    cut and smash fresh ginger
    add to a few cups of boiling water.
    simmer it down until its pretty spicy
    add fresh mint
    strain
    sweeten with honey
    pour in coffee cup with a frickload of burbon. ideally over 100 proof.
    I aim for a 40/60 whiskey to ginger tea ratio

    drink pipping hot. I'm not going to make any homosexual natural medicine claims here. the reality is this combo tends to settle the stomach and the heat sooths the throat while the whiskey numbs it to itching/scratching. one of these before bed and I feel like a bear that has been hit by a tranq dart.

    no measurements here because it's always a thrown together thing for me and I never bother measuring.

    if you really feel like shit pair this with asprin and a decent tug of nighttime cold medicine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >burbon. ideally over 100 proof.
      alchohol is poison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's poison to the bacteria in your blood too. Drinking to excess while sick is the Samson option.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    weird, this thread made me realize i haven't been sick in three years. probably because i haven't gone outside in three years. when i used to get sick, i would eat spicy soup and drink a lot of water. feel better. 🙂

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Umeboshi

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no cure for the common cold.
    No vaccine either, by the way.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is always amphetamines.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Add a ton a raw garlic to either tomato soup (made from scratch) or split pea soup.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely spicy food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      Call up you local thai resturant and say, "IDK thai hot is kinda weak"
      burn that fever away.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Raw garlic. Three cloves a day should keep symptoms mild and clear it up within 3-4 days, and prevent chest infection after.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken soup
    good
    >melted cheese sandwiches
    huh? never seen this one before as a cold remedy but you do you I guess
    When I get a cold I basically eat/drink only fluids, soups and tea/infusions almost exclusively, but I do admit that I find it very hard to eat while sick. If my throat is unaffected I just rip a huge bowl to help me sleep and for appetite, If my throat is fricked I just get a strong edible.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You make this thread once a year. We told you this is a myth last year. It's still a myth this year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      getting sick is a myth? are you going to tell that to your mother when she comes down with cancer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have not made this thread in at least six years

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >feel a little sick
    >3 day fast
    >all better

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boil cola in a pot with fresh ginger and slices of lemon, strain and drink it hot

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