Finally, cow-free milk.

Finally, cow-free milk.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are milking me, enjoy it anon its thick and rich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds gay. no thanks.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already have that it's called oat and almond milk.
    Also why do people hate on oat and almond milk? it tastes good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is calling it milk when it is not milk, I enjoy a oat drink from time to time but if I can choose what to put in my coffee, actual milk is always better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your grandmother wasn't born when the word milk started being applied to white non-dairy liquids.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude you're trippin Oatly is great in coffee, even if it's full of sneed oils and whatnot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't preclude real milk from being better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taste like wet oat/almond without sugar. I'd honestly just drink water instead.
      And people saying it taste exactly like x, I hate those idiots with dead taste buds.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely doesn't taste exact but it has its place.
        This stuff was really good sadly it's only out during winter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any Grocery Outlet bros think they might have the unsold stock of this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/sdjYAy4.png

          mmmmmmhhhhhh nilk

          I will never buy any product with this kind of "artstyle"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taste like wet oat/almond without sugar.
        milk would probably taste like shit without sugar too tbh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          your milk comes with sugar added? absolute state of americans

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lactose is sugar and is naturally present in milk. I know someone who accidentally got ultra filtered milk that has some lactose removed and they said it tasted weird.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is either dead taste buds or psychosis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MILK = COW MILK. THING MILK = COW MILK WITH THING. E.G. ALMOND MILK = ALMOND FLAVORED MILK, NOT DISGUSTING NUT WATER. End of discussion. Call your nut water whatever you want except MILK because IT ISN'T MILK.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Referring to ground nuts mixed with water as "milk" is literally as old as the English Language. I agree it's not a real substitute for cow's milk, and historically they never treated them as even remotely the same thing, but this isn't something even remotely new. Some of the first recipes written in the English Language include the usage of almond milk.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >historically blah blah
          Don't give a frick, the contemporary understanding of MILK is COW MILK.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does this mean you refuse to accept that goat cheese is made with milk?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              We came up with a great idea to label milk from other milk-producing animals that are not from cows, we name it <animal> milk, so people with a brain could go, aha, it's milk, like a cow's, but from a different animal

              Better visit the barber for some leeches to cure your hysteria, chap

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is. My point is that the reason that stuff is called milk AT ALL is because it was historically called that and it survived into the modern age.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            blah blah
            This is such an utterly moronic statement that I'm now going to call literally any white liquid milk just to bother you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't give a frick
            you don't give a frick because you got BTFO and have no response

            >the contemporary understanding of MILK is COW MILK.
            given how many nut milks are out there, the market disagrees with you

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the market
              You mean the marketing, and the marketing can go frick itself

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ahhh yes Give me a delicious glass of milk!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goat's milk = goat's flavoured milk?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          addressed here

          We came up with a great idea to label milk from other milk-producing animals that are not from cows, we name it <animal> milk, so people with a brain could go, aha, it's milk, like a cow's, but from a different animal

          Better visit the barber for some leeches to cure your hysteria, chap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it tastes good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Expensive
      2. Not very good
      3. Extremely bad for the environment

      People really don't understand just how efficient it is to get milk from a cow for years and then slaughter it for beef. Cows can eat all of the byproducts of produce farming that most other animals can't due to being ruminants. Modern western farming techniques are so efficient it's crazy. A similar idea applies with chickens who lay eggs then provide meat, all the while eating random shit that would be otherwise inedible.

      Pigs only manage to compete because they grow so fast and produce so much meat. Everything else is expensive for a reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would be even better if we could burn all that methane as fuel
        that's what natural gas is, 80% methane

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Attempting to collect cow farts is a really fricking stupid idea and would never be worth the effort or even close.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we already collect shit for fertilizer, but you'd rather frick up the water table because it's too icky
            silly people, silly problems

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks cow farts are worse than the environment than farming fruits and vegetables
          frick off and go educate yourself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh methane
          Cows aren't releasing ancient sequestered carbon into the atmosphere, they're entirely part of the presently existing carbon cycle and blaming cow farts for any negative environmental impact is an intentional distraction by the people who cause the real problems.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oat milk
      more like seed oil milk. that's all it is. shit in the OP will never, ever be profitable except as a way to cut seed oil based fake milk and say it's a milk product like they do with the fake palm oil cheese. "real dairy taste!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because those crops use up a HUGE amount of water, more than cow require
      also they dont taste good and cant be used for proper fermentation and curdling like real milk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually gave them a try and they're fricking disgusting, people that say they taste just like regular milk are delusional
      Just buy milk from ethical farms if milk is a concern for you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been drinking unsweetened almond milk for the last 4 or 5 years. Always found it to be a good enough milk replacer. Some brands are better than others though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Always found it to be a good enough milk replacer.
        That may be what your tastebuds say, but the rest of your body does not agree. Almond "milk" doesn't have remotely the same nutrition as milk.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        water consumption to grow them is the problem

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So whats it made of?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      they are milking me, enjoy it anon its thick and rich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fermented sperm bank leftovers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's specialized yeast that can ferment sugar into dairy protein. I really like the ideas of these things, but last time I looked into it, they said it's just the protein. So it has no lactose or fat. And they were going to add in vegetable oil and refined sugar instead. I don't think that's healthy and I'm not interested in it if they're going to make a nutritionally inferior product while telling me it's actually better because the real thing is bad. Once they can make the product identical to the real thing, and show that it's identical to the high quality stuff at a lower price. I'll be happy to try it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like they should be marketing to Culinaly and skipping the additives tbqh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Culinaly
          >vegan
          Pick one. The only vegans with any sort of muscle mass spent their career building their body with animal protein then switched to veganism and are withering away, or are frauding with roids.
          It's not even hard to supplement protein anyway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and skipping the additives tbqh

          the additives are the point. they want to engineer a normalized diet that can be mass produced in a factory, not 'produce milk that doesnt hurt animals or the planet uwu'. they dont want to market to Culinaly their entire goal is to replace real milk for normies, not make profit off a niche section of the population.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Milk news from Zachy Hennessey

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make cheese out of this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their actual website is extremely vague tech startup bullshit, but a few articles talk about making cheese from it. I think the other anon is right that it's just the protein they're producing and they add vegetable fat and sugar.
      Also, >AI milk
      >https://www.calcalistech.com/ctechnews/article/bj3puynda

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        god why the forced grin in their face, fricking souless tech people, I hope they consume their own product and get some super cancer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*Tel Aviv*~~

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Non-GMO
        >From proprietary microorganisms

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those faces
        >that phenotype

        It is as I suspected.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          israelites are lactose intolerant and are desperate to hide that fact because it marks them out as not white.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those shit eating grins
        i would rather suck the milk straight out of a cows udder and spit it in my coffee than drink whatever the frick those homosexuals put in it

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the current legal state in the US? May you call you product milk if it's not cow milk?
    EU seems to forbid it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmmmhhhhhh nilk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a vegan pysop and it's made with semen

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather drink a gallon of cum.

    Is this cum? If it is I will buy it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, it will be more expensive than real milk.
    Every
    Fricking
    Time

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use a protein powder but I’m not drinking fake ass milk. Why can’t they add lactose and some milk fat? It would probably be good if they did. This is literally a israeli scam. Look up the company.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, just get a tat that says "I'm a homosexual" and keep drinking your vanilla-flavored bean juice.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They finally made it extra milky for colored people

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FDA is a fricking joke. They'll approve of anything as long as they get paid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up dumbass. Stop being a moron at least once in your life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go suck some more dick, b***h! FDA is fricking Garbage just like your fakeass "Milk".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fricking garbage
          so...just like your post. neato!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello FDA shill. Frick you!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it still have lactose? Because if it does, then what the frick is the point?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FDA complete joke organization
    clown agency for a clown world order

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Words like "milk", "meat", and "vaccine" no longer have any meaning since they FDA can just change it whenever it feels like doing so.

      >Great Value Rubber Tire Steaks, for the budgeting family. Non-GMO, harvested from America's very own natural burning tire fields.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bees are birds.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will be devoid of real nutrition (full of synthetic "vitamins" and "nutrients") and give people cancer, but it will happen so slowly that no one will attribute this product as the cause and people will continue to willingly poison themselves, happily defying nature while the devil laughs at humanity straying further from God's will and further into toxicity and death.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything in the world makes more sense when you understand that modern science is mostly just demonic rituals and devil worship. Inherently luciferian. Sometime around the turn of the 20th century it lost its connection to divinity and philosophy and that's how we get shit like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >believing in mythical entities in 2020+4

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I desperately want the USDA to define the word milk so if can only be used on products secreted from an animal

    Enough of this fake food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're like 10 years away from seeing "Just Cow Milk" on the shelf that is not milk and doesn't come from cows, and people will defend it rabidly the same way they defend "Just Egg" not containing eggs.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    science is fricking gay

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally, cow-free milk.
    Your brain on veganism. Not even once.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lets make lab milk and cheese to make cows obsolete so we can kill them off and make everything in a lab
    >you know because killing off a species purpose to be kept as livestock is more humane than having them be milked
    >also suddenly we care about the environment
    these israelites only care about cutting costs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They care more about raising prices, and what could justify price hikes more than muh science muh labs muh no animal cruelty?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just slap organic on the real cow milk and beef and sell it 10x the usual sticker price at farmers market, win win for the ones selling real shit and the hipsters peta homosexuals can drink israelite jizz and foreskin extract

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is that organic is a protected term so they need to make a new category of slop that can be more easily and cheaply pumped out and then charge 20x the price on top of that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, killing off conscious species is humane. Natural life starts and ends in suffering, followed by death.

      The future should be a digital eden.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess
    >seed oils
    >soy
    >chemical waste extracts
    >artificial sugar
    >fluoridated water

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Israeli company
    Ugh

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably they have microbial whey and casein.

    If they can make it cheaper than cow based, it could be interesting if you lift. Cheap microbial casein could make good vegan cheese.

    Likely they are expensive as frick though.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this concept of replication so common in the US?
    you know if you don't want to drink milk you can just not drink it, right? you can just enjoy this other thing.
    Same with vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, you can just eat vegetarian dishes or salads and not have fake burger patties made out of beans or vegan wings that don't taste remotely like the real thing but sometimes still delicious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this concept of replication so common in the US?
      Money.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's man milk, isn't it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man-made milk!

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