>Finally learn to cook at age 37. >Eating healthy homecooked meals for 4 months

>Finally learn to cook at age 37
>Eating healthy homecooked meals for 4 months
>Got bored and went to Burger King
>Cheeseburger was a thousand times better than what I've been making
I give up, bros. Fast food is superior in every possible way. Even if I bury my homecooked rice and broccoli amateur hour crap in salt or cayenne pepper it's still a chore to eat. I need real flavor, the kind only name brand fast food chains know how to make.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >real flavor
    dude it’s msg and grease. it’s not hard to figure out. plus you didn’t make it so it tastes better

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep it a once a week treat or you'll get sick of it again too, that's life, getting sick of everything you think you like

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make homemade burgers you tard.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burger king is nasty shill moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but it's the only fast food joint within walking distance where I live, Pizza Joe's is rarely ever open.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After 4 months I refuse to believe that you really think burger king is still better of all places. You must have really hardcore rewired your reward mechanisms like an alcoholic as over many many years, but with food.
    t. alcoholic

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you should try learning how to cook well

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat lettuce that was stepped on by angry wagies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it weird that one of my proudest accomplishments is that I was in that original thread?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        less weird, more deeply depressing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What original thread? This came from tiktok

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still using /b/ in fricking 2012

        You should be deeply ashamed if anything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait till I tell you about that time I got seven 1s

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good shitposter

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I live in supported living (I have autism) and learned to cook before I was 30. Do better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do I get the government to help me, I have autism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well better late than never

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A well made whopper is fricking delicious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. My bk has been on point lately, miles better veggies on the burger than Mcs or Wendy's, but if I go to the one the same distance away in the other direction I'll be waiting in line 45 minutes for dogshit. All depends on if the place is worth a damn.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool ad post

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Cecil "CHAD BALDWIN" Drake

    Wow, you mean a huge company, that pays "scientists" to create addictive food, by putting crap in it, to make you want more and more and make you crave it, tastes better than a home cooked meal?

    No way... and that's what it is designed to do. It's a drug. You need to stay off it, learn to appreciate natural foods and flavors, and you will even more if you combine it with working out and are hungry, and actually see food as a way to fuel your body, and keep it healthy, and not for a dopamine rush.

    Although you haven't even learned to cook, there are plenty of great home cooking foods, you've clearly spent almost 40 years of your life being fed slop and became addicted to it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >learn to cook
    >get used to eating good food at home for super cheap
    >try fast food again
    >doesn't taste as good
    >makes me feel like fricking shit
    >a single meal costs $10+ at most places
    i don't get it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. After eating healthy for a while fast food tastes like shit.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not learn how to make fresh buns and tasty patties at home?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly if you're such a useless sack of shit that you can't cook better than a fricking BURGER KING CHEESEBURGER you need to skip straight past giving up on cooking and straight up give up on living

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want advice, or do you want whine and act helpless? It's not that hard if you actually try, and do a couple of rounds of trial and error. Here's some advice just in case:
    I could never make a decent homemmade burger until I started searing the patties on cast iron, so they get a nice flavorful crust. Put some cajun seasoning on it or whatever you like. It comes out amazing.
    Broccoli: It's good roasted in the oven at a high temperature, 400F+. I like to season with garlic, onion, maybe some other random spices, and bell pepper or paprika. Cook the broccoli separate from the other vegetables, because you want to cook the brocolli for a short amount of time, while the other vegetables are good simmering/caramelizing in some oil for a long time to maximize the flavor.

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